| Which vegetable should you never invite on a boat trip? |
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| Who is Knocking? |
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| Why didn’t Dracula have any friends? |
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| Why is 1+1=3 like your left foot? |
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| Why do birds fly south for the winter? |
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| What is a top’s favorite ride at the amusement park? |
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| How do you catch a polar bear? |
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| Why did the girl put lipstick on her head? |
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| Why did the man take his clock to the vet? |
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| What’s a ghost’s favorite fruit? |
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| What did the farmer give his wife for Valentine’s Day? |
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| Why can’t skeletons play music? |
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| Where do baby pens spend their day? |
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| What bird loves construction work? |
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| What do you call a fish with no eye? |
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| What did the mayonnaise say when the refrigerator was opened? |
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| What’s a spider’s favorite thing to do on a computer? |
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| What did the stamp say to the envelope? |
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| How do you catch an unusual rabbit? |
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| Why was the math book always worried? |
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| What did the hamburger name her daughter? |
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| Where did the bird go when he lost a feather? |
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| What type of dog loves going to the groomer? |
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| Why did the book join the police force? |
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| What is a kitten’s favorite dessert? |
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| What did one piece of string say to the other piece of string? |
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| Why do Marxists like fruit infusions? |
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| What do you get if you cross a vampire and a snowman? |
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| Why do bees have sticky hair? |
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| What is a witch’s favorite subject in school? |
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| Why is it not a good idea to try to trick a snake? |
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| What’s the smartest insect around? |
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| Where can you learn to make ice cream? |
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| What do you give a sick lemon? |
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| Where do cows go on the weekend? |
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| Why didn’t the oven go to college? |
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| Why can’t the elephant use the computer? |
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| What day of the week does the potato look forward to the least? |
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| What dies but never lives? |
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| Why did the pony get detention? |
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| What do you call a worm with no teeth? |
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| What did the farmer say to the horse when he walked in the barn? |
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| How did Benjamin Franklin feel when he discovered electricity? |
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| What time is it when you have a toothache? |
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| What did the spoon say to the knife? |
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| What did the mouse say to the other mouse when he tried to steal his cheese? |
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| What has 18 legs and catches flies? |
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| What kind of table can you have for dinner? |
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| Why did the teacher have to wear sunglasses? |
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| What did the apple tree say to the farmer? |
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