| Who is Knocking? |
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| Why can’t skeletons play music? |
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| What time is it when you have a toothache? |
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| What would you get if you crossed a teacher with a vampire? |
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| How did Benjamin Franklin feel when he discovered electricity? |
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| Where do cows go on the weekend? |
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| What did the stamp say to the envelope? |
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| Why was the turkey arrested? |
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| Where did the king keep his army? |
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| What lights up a stadium? |
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| If a butcher wears a size XL shirt and a size 13 shoe, what does he weigh? |
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| Why don’t animals eat clowns? |
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| Where does the witch park her vehicle? |
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| What’s a cat’s favorite nursery rhyme? |
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| What do witches order at hotels? |
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| What’s a ghost’s favorite room in the house? |
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| Why are there fences around cemeteries? |
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| Why did the horse chew with his mouth open? |
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| Why was the computer cold? |
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| What’s a spider’s favorite thing to do on a computer? |
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| Why did the boy bring a ladder to school? |
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| What do you get when you throw a lot of books into the ocean? |
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| What’s bigger than an elephant, but doesn’t weigh anything? |
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| Where did the witch have to go when she misbehaved? |
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| What did the owl say to his sweetheart? |
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| What did the doctor diagnose the horse with when he wasn’t feeling well? |
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| What did the snowman have for breakfast? |
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| Why didn’t the oven go to college? |
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| What’s the smartest insect around? |
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| What’s a cannibal’s favorite sport? |
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| What do you give a sick lemon? |
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| What kind of weather does a turkey like? |
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| Why are fish so smart? |
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| Which monster is the best dance partner? |
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| Why do Marxists like fruit infusions? |
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| What do you get if you cross a pine tree with an apple? |
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| What is a kitten’s favorite dessert? |
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| Why did the book join the police force? |
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| Which is faster, heat or cold? |
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| What did the duck say to the clown? |
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| Why did the skeleton cross the road? |
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| What do you do if you’re a fan of Dracula’s? |
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| What’s a bat’s favorite pastime? |
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| What did the circle say to the triangle? |
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| Which school supply is king of the classroom? |
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| Whom did the monster ask to kiss his boo-boos after he fell? |
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| What is a witch’s favorite subject in school? |
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| Bird's Feather Woes: A Hilarious Quack Doctor Visit
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| Why couldn’t the boy go to the pirate movie? |
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| What do you call a worm with no teeth? |
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