| Where can you always find a peacock? |
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| What's the difference between a shopping trolley and a University vice chancellor? |
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| Why do bees have sticky hair? |
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| Where do baby pens spend their day? |
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| What’s the smartest insect around? |
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| Why is it not a good idea to try to trick a snake? |
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| Why did everyone want the music teacher to be on their baseball team? |
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| Why is 1+1=3 like your left foot? |
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| What would you get if you crossed a teacher with a vampire? |
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| What do you call a left-handed dog? |
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| What do you get if you cross a vampire and a snowman? |
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| Why did the man take his clock to the vet? |
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| How do you catch a polar bear? |
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| What do you do if you’re a fan of Dracula’s? |
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| Why did the teacher have to wear sunglasses? |
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| What’s the difference between a Christmas alphabet and the regular alphabet? |
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| Whom did the monster ask to kiss his boo-boos after he fell? |
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| What do ghosts use to wash their hair? |
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| What do gymnasts, acrobats, and bananas all have in common? |
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| What did the ocean say to the beach? |
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| What has four wheels and flies? |
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| Why don’t ducks tell jokes when they fly? |
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| What makes a skeleton laugh? |
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| What starts and ends with “e” and only has one letter? |
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| Where do cows go on the weekend? |
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| What did the duck say to the clown? |
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| What do elves learn in school? |
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| What does Santa clean his sleigh with? |
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| What did the baker say to his wife? |
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| How do bears keep their den cool in the summer? |
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| What did the turkey stay before it was roasted? |
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| What did the circle say to the triangle? |
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| Which school supply is king of the classroom? |
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| Which side of the turkey has the most feathers? |
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| Why did the robber take a shower? |
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| What is a math teacher’s favorite type of dessert? |
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| What was the banker’s favorite player on the football team? |
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| What’s bigger than an elephant, but doesn’t weigh anything? |
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| What did one eye say to the other? |
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| What did the calculator say to the other calculator on Valentine’s Day? |
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| What do you call a fish with no eye? |
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| Why was six afraid of seven? |
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| Why was Santa’s helper sad? |
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| Why can’t skeletons play music? |
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| Why do birds fly south for the winter? |
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| What’s a spider’s favorite thing to do on a computer? |
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| Where do kids in New York City learn multiplication? |
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| What kind of table can you have for dinner? |
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| What gives you the power to walk through a wall? |
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| Which vegetable should you never invite on a boat trip? |
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