| What has an eye, but cannot see? |
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| What’s a bat’s favorite pastime? |
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| What day of the week does the potato look forward to the least? |
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| Why do Marxists like fruit infusions? |
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| What do you call two birds in love? |
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| Why did the Cyclops stop teaching? |
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| What’s a ghost’s favorite dessert? |
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| What gives you the power to walk through a wall? |
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| What did the baker say to his wife? |
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| Where do polar bears vote? |
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| Where do pencils go for vacation? |
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| Which vegetable should you never invite on a boat trip? |
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| What would you get if you crossed a teacher with a vampire? |
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| Why did the cabbage beat the carrot in a race? |
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| How do bears keep their den cool in the summer? |
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| Why did the pony get detention? |
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| What has four wheels and flies? |
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| Why don’t animals eat clowns? |
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| What did the mouse say to the other mouse when he tried to steal his cheese? |
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| What often falls in winter, but never gets hurt? |
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| What do you call a shoe made from a banana? |
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| What did the dinner plate say to the cup? |
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| What do you give a sick lemon? |
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| What did the paper say to encourage the pencil? |
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| What do you get when you throw a lot of books into the ocean? |
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| What did the hamburger name her daughter? |
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| What did the monster ask his sweetheart? |
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| What’s a ghost’s favorite room in the house? |
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| What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? |
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| What has two legs but can’t walk? |
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| What did the farmer say to the horse when he walked in the barn? |
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| Why should you never iron a four leaf clover? |
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| Where does the witch park her vehicle? |
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| How do you catch a polar bear? |
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| What type of diet did the snowman go on? |
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| What has 18 legs and catches flies? |
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| What’s bigger than an elephant, but doesn’t weigh anything? |
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| Why did the chicken go to jail? |
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| Why did the man take his clock to the vet? |
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| What do elves learn in school? |
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| Which Budgie owns the cage? |
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| What kind of table can you have for dinner? |
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| What’s a cat’s favorite nursery rhyme? |
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| What did the doctor diagnose the horse with when he wasn’t feeling well? |
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| What did the squirrel give for Valentine’s Day? |
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| Why was the turkey arrested? |
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| Why did the elephant cross the road? |
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| What do elephants say to one another on Valentine’s Day? |
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| How did the boy react when his turtle died? |
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| Which school supply is king of the classroom? |
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