| How long should an elephant’s legs be? |
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| Why do birds fly south for the winter? |
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| Why did the girl put lipstick on her head? |
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| What often falls in winter, but never gets hurt? |
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| Why is the forest so noisy? |
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| What did the baker say to his wife? |
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| What are there a lot of when turkeys play baseball? |
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| What did the carrot say to the mushroom? |
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| Which monster is the best dance partner? |
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| What did one eye say to the other? |
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| What starts and ends with “e” and only has one letter? |
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| What do you call a seagull that flies over the bay? |
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| Where does the witch park her vehicle? |
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| How did the hairdresser win the race? |
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| Which is faster, heat or cold? |
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| What makes a skeleton laugh? |
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| Why was the cafeteria clock always behind? |
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| How did Benjamin Franklin feel when he discovered electricity? |
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| Why did the skeleton cross the road? |
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| Where do baby pens spend their day? |
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| What time is it when you have a toothache? |
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| Why are elephants such bad dancers? |
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| What do a car and an elephant have in common? |
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| Why do Marxists like fruit infusions? |
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| Which bus crossed the ocean? |
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| Why was the clown crying? |
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| Who is Knocking? |
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| Where’s a wall’s favorite place to meet his friends? |
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| What did the circle say to the triangle? |
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| What’s a ghost’s favorite fruit? |
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| What kind of music do mummies like best? |
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| What runs but never walks? |
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| Why did the dog keep tripping? |
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| What do you get when you throw a lot of books into the ocean? |
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| What do you call a fly with no wings? |
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| What day of the week does the potato look forward to the least? |
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| What do you call two birds in love? |
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| Why was the computer cold? |
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| Why didn’t the oven go to college? |
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| Why couldn’t the turkey eat dessert? |
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| Why did the robber take a shower? |
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| What did the students do when their shoelaces got tangled together? |
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| What do you get if you cross a vampire and a snowman? |
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| What do gymnasts, acrobats, and bananas all have in common? |
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| Where do kids in New York City learn multiplication? |
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| What's the difference between a shopping trolley and a University vice chancellor? |
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| What does a skeleton order for dinner? |
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| Which flower talks the most? |
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| Why don’t animals eat clowns? |
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| Where can you learn to make ice cream? |
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