| Which flower talks the most? |
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| What did the dinner plate say to the cup? |
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| What do you get when you throw a lot of books into the ocean? |
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| Why was six afraid of seven? |
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| What lies at the bottom of the ocean and worries? |
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| What’s a rabbit’s favorite kind of music? |
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| Where did the bird go when he lost a feather? |
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| What lights up a stadium? |
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| Why was the math book always worried? |
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| Why do bees have sticky hair? |
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| Why did the dog keep tripping? |
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| Where do ghosts go for a swim? |
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| What starts and ends with “e” and only has one letter? |
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| What do you have in December that you don’t have in any other month? |
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| Why did the man take his clock to the vet? |
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| What smells the best at Thanksgiving? |
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| If a butcher wears a size XL shirt and a size 13 shoe, what does he weigh? |
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| Best Monster Dance Partner: The Boogie-Monster!
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| Why couldn’t the ghost see his parents? |
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| What gives you the power to walk through a wall? |
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| Why did the elephant cross the road? |
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| Where did the king keep his army? |
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| How did Benjamin Franklin feel when he discovered electricity? |
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| Why did the boy keep his trumpet in the freezer? |
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| Why was the clown crying? |
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| Why couldn't the pirate play cards? |
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| Where do pencils go for vacation? |
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| What’s a math teacher’s favorite tool? |
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| Why can’t skeletons play music? |
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| What do you give a sick lemon? |
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| What was the banker’s favorite player on the football team? |
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| What do gymnasts, acrobats, and bananas all have in common? |
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| What did the ocean say to the beach? |
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| What did the apple tree say to the farmer? |
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| Which is faster, heat or cold? |
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| Which bus crossed the ocean? |
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| What is a witch’s favorite subject in school? |
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| What often falls in winter, but never gets hurt? |
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| Why didn’t the oven go to college? |
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| What dies but never lives? |
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| What did the mouse say to the other mouse when he tried to steal his cheese? |
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| What runs but never walks? |
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| What did the farmer give his wife for Valentine’s Day? |
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| What happened to the man who stole a calendar from the store? |
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| Why was the turkey arrested? |
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| What is Dracula’s favorite fruit? |
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| What’s bigger than an elephant, but doesn’t weigh anything? |
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