| What do ghosts use to wash their hair? |
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| What smells the best at Thanksgiving? |
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| Which vegetable should you never invite on a boat trip? |
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| What’s a cannibal’s favorite sport? |
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| What do you call a left-handed dog? |
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| What did the carrot say to the mushroom? |
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| What did the stamp say to the envelope? |
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| What did the duck say to the clown? |
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| What did the paper say to encourage the pencil? |
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| Best Monster Dance Partner: The Boogie-Monster!
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| What's the difference between a shopping trolley and a University vice chancellor? |
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| Why did the skeleton cross the road? |
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| Why did the teacher have to wear sunglasses? |
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| Why was Santa’s helper sad? |
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| Why did the boy run around his bed? |
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| What did the paper clip say to the magnet? |
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| What should you do if your teacher rolls her eyes at you? |
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| Where did the bird go when he lost a feather? |
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| What did the mayonnaise say when the refrigerator was opened? |
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| What often falls in winter, but never gets hurt? |
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| What did the ocean say to the beach? |
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| What was born to succeed? |
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| What is a witch’s favorite subject in school? |
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| Why is it not a good idea to try to trick a snake? |
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| Where did the witch have to go when she misbehaved? |
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| Where can you learn to make ice cream? |
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| What do you call two birds in love? |
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| Where can you always find a peacock? |
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| What’s a scarecrow’s favorite fruit? |
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| Where’s a wall’s favorite place to meet his friends? |
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| What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? |
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| What do elves learn in school? |
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| What did the farmer give his wife for Valentine’s Day? |
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| What kind of weather does a turkey like? |
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| What does Santa clean his sleigh with? |
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| What runs but never walks? |
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| Why is the forest so noisy? |
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| What do gymnasts, acrobats, and bananas all have in common? |
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| What type of dog loves going to the groomer? |
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| What’s a math teacher’s favorite tool? |
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| Why did the girl put lipstick on her head? |
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| How did Benjamin Franklin feel when he discovered electricity? |
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| What do you get when you throw a lot of books into the ocean? |
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| What’s a spider’s favorite thing to do on a computer? |
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| What did the teacher do at the beach? |
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| How do monsters tell their fortunes? |
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| Why did the cabbage beat the carrot in a race? |
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