| Why did the cabbage beat the carrot in a race? |
Preview to Download |
| Why don’t ducks tell jokes when they fly? |
Preview to Download |
| If a butcher wears a size XL shirt and a size 13 shoe, what does he weigh? |
Preview to Download |
| What do you call a left-handed dog? |
Preview to Download |
| Why didn’t Dracula have any friends? |
Preview to Download |
| What is Dracula’s favorite fruit? |
Preview to Download |
| Why are there fences around cemeteries? |
Preview to Download |
| Where do ghosts go for a swim? |
Preview to Download |
| Why don’t animals eat clowns? |
Preview to Download |
| What did one eye say to the other? |
Preview to Download |
| What day of the week does the potato look forward to the least? |
Preview to Download |
| What did the ocean say to the beach? |
Preview to Download |
| What’s a cat’s favorite nursery rhyme? |
Preview to Download |
| What did the apple tree say to the farmer? |
Preview to Download |
| What is a math teacher’s favorite type of dessert? |
Preview to Download |
| Why is it not a good idea to try to trick a snake? |
Preview to Download |
| Where did the king keep his army? |
Preview to Download |
| Who is Knocking? |
Preview to Download |
| What did the stamp say to the envelope? |
Preview to Download |
| What’s a bat’s favorite pastime? |
Preview to Download |
| What time is it when you have a toothache? |
Preview to Download |
| What do you call a fish with no eye? |
Preview to Download |
| What lies at the bottom of the ocean and worries? |
Preview to Download |
| Why did the boy run around his bed? |
Preview to Download |
| Why did the Cyclops stop teaching? |
Preview to Download |
| Where does the witch park her vehicle? |
Preview to Download |
| Why couldn’t the ghost see his parents? |
Preview to Download |
| What was born to succeed? |
Preview to Download |
| Why did everyone want the music teacher to be on their baseball team? |
Preview to Download |
| What do gymnasts, acrobats, and bananas all have in common? |
Preview to Download |
| What are there a lot of when turkeys play baseball? |
Preview to Download |
| What did the teacher do at the beach? |
Preview to Download |
| Why did the elephant cross the road? |
Preview to Download |
| What did the monster ask his sweetheart? |
Preview to Download |
| What’s a tornado’s favorite game to play? |
Preview to Download |
| Why are elephants such bad dancers? |
Preview to Download |
| What do you call an elephant in a phone booth? |
Preview to Download |
| What’s the smartest insect around? |
Preview to Download |
| What kind of flower do you never want to get on Valentine’s Day? |
Preview to Download |
| What did the carrot say to the mushroom? |
Preview to Download |
| What do birds do on Halloween? |
Preview to Download |
| Why couldn’t the boy go to the pirate movie? |
Preview to Download |
| What’s black and white over and over again? |
Preview to Download |
| Why can’t the elephant use the computer? |
Preview to Download |
| What did the hamburger name her daughter? |
Preview to Download |
| How do monsters tell their fortunes? |
Preview to Download |
| Why did the teacher have to wear sunglasses? |
Preview to Download |