eBooks: 1000+ Best Jokes That You Will Find Absolutely Hilarious, By Melkisedeck Leon Shine - AckySHINE
What do you give a sick lemon?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:59:04 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
ππ€ What makes a sourpuss perky and zesty again? Just a little gift... π€ This riddle will entertain! ππ
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Which vegetable should you never invite on a boat trip?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:58:41 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
π½ Don't let him a-maize you, he'll make a real (water)melon out of your boat! π€ Ahoy, matey, guess which vegetable to avoid?
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Whatβs a tornadoβs favorite game to play?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:59:13 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
πͺοΈWhat's a tornado's favorite game to play? Find me if you can, I'll whip you up, spin you around, and leave you dizzy in the land! π―
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What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:59:18 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
π¬οΈWhat's a boomerang that refuses to return? It's like a forgetful ghost! It's gone with the wind... forever! π»π
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Whatβs a catβs favorite nursery rhyme?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:59:15 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
π±Purr-fectly curious, whiskers at play, Which nursery rhyme makes kitty say: "πΆHey diddle diddle, the π and the π I'd rather chase mice, it's my true love!"πΆ
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What did the squirrel give for Valentineβs Day?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:59:22 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
πΏοΈ "What did the squirrel give for Valentine's Day? π°π"
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Where do polar bears vote?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:58:44 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
Why are polar bears always undecided? π»βοΈ They can't decide where to vote! π³οΈπ
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Why did the skeleton cross the road?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:58:53 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
Why did the π cross the π£οΈ? Spooky surprise or just to catch up with his funny bone friend? π€π
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Why is 1+1=3 like your left foot?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:59:00 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
Why is 1+1=3 like your left foot? π£ Time to solve this puzzling conundrum, folks! ππ€
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What do you do if youβre a fan of Draculaβs?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:59:04 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
π§ββοΈπ§ββοΈ If you're a fan of Dracula's, here's a riddle for you: What do you do when you see a vampire? π± Just say "Fangs for the memories!" and offer some sunblock. π§΄π Now, can you crack this mystery? ππ
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Why didnβt the oven go to college?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:58:52 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
Why didn't the oven go to college? π€π The answer is cooking up a hilarious surprise! π Stay tuned for the punchline! ππ₯
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What kind of music do mummies like best?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:59:04 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
π΅What kind of music do mummies adore? With their bandages tight, they groove and explore! πΆ
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Why was the clown crying?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:58:56 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
π€‘Why was the clown crying? π Because he couldn't π« find the π€‘punchline! ππ₯³
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What do elephants say to one another on Valentineβs Day?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:59:20 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
π "I have a trunk-ling for you, Valentine! Let's never forget the love we share, because we're elephant-astic together!" ππ
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Whatβs a librarianβs favorite type of bait when fishing?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:59:14 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
π£ What's a librarian's favorite type of bait when fishing? π Because they always catch a lot of π "book"worms! π€£
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Where did the witch have to go when she misbehaved?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:58:46 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
π§ββοΈ When the witch acted naughty, oh dear! π To a place not so cozy, I fear. πͺοΈ With her broomstick in hand, she'd better beware, π§Ή Off to a spot where things fly through the air! π¨
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Which bus crossed the ocean?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:58:43 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
ππ The daring bus that challenged the sea, with wheels so waterproof, which could it be? ππ
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What did the duck say to the clown?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:59:23 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
π¦: Quack, quack! Hey clown, can you honk your nose louder than me? π€‘π
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What has 18 legs and catches flies?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:59:08 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
What π·οΈ has 18 legs, π¦ can't escape, and πββοΈ runs away from?
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Which flower talks the most?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:58:43 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
In a garden so bright, a riddle takes flight πΌ Which flower loves to chat, from morning till night? πΈπ¬ With petals as lips, it never misses a chance πΊπ To gossip and giggle, this bloom loves to dance! ππ»
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Why couldnβt the ghost see his parents?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:58:58 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
Why couldn't the π» see his parents? Boo-hoo! They ghosted him! πͺπ
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What does a skeleton order for dinner?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:59:03 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
πππ What does a π order for dinner?
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Why do bees have sticky hair?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:58:52 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
Why do π have sticky hair? It's their secret weapon π·οΈ to keep honey thieves π― stuck in a sweet trap. ππ€£
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How did the hairdresser win the race?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 16:01:36 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
πββοΈWhy did the hairdresser win the race? Because she always had a πcutting edgeπ and a π¨blow-dryer boost! No wonder she left the competition πββοΈ in the dust!πͺοΈ Can you unravel her secret? π€
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What do gymnasts, acrobats, and bananas all have in common?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:59:19 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
π€ΈββοΈπ€ΉββοΈπ What do these experts in flips, tricks, and fruit have in common? Let me twist your mind with this riddle! ππ€ΉββοΈπ€ΈββοΈ
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What dies but never lives?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:59:21 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
I come and go, yet never thrive, πΉ Like a plant, but no roots survive. π± Among the living, I'm the odd one out, π Guess what dies but never shouts? π€π
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Why did the girl put lipstick on her head?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:58:55 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
Why did the girl put π on her head? Curious minds ponder, a secret it hides! π€π
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Whatβs a scarecrowβs favorite fruit?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:59:12 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
π½I can't eat, but I'm fruity to the core! Guess my favorite fruit, or I'll just π½ all the more!ππππ
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Why was the math book always worried?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:58:57 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
Why was the math book always worried? πβπ’π€
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What often falls in winter, but never gets hurt?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:59:05 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
What playfully tumbles in winter, βοΈ yet never cries "Ouch!"?
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Whatβs a ghostβs favorite room in the house?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:59:14 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
π»Where does a ghost feel most alive?π°
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Cracking Up: 10 Jokes to Keep You Laughing All Day
Updated at: 2023-07-03 07:06:16 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
Tickle Your Funny Bone: 10 Hilarious Jokes to Keep Your Spirits High and Your Belly Aching!
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