Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:59:22 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)

🥄: Hey knife, wanna spoon together? We make a cutlery dream team! 🍴😉

Updated at: 2023-07-03 07:06:14 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)

Get ready to chuckle! These hilarious jokes will leave you in stitches and brighten up even the gloomiest of days. Let the laughter begin!

Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:58:51 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)

Why do birds fly south? It's a mystery! Maybe they're just chasing the 🌞 and wanting a break from the chilly weather! ❄️🐦🌴

Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:59:09 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)

🌟 What begins with "e" and concludes with "e", but has just one tiny 💌? 🤔

Updated at: 2023-07-06 16:01:28 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)

🎵 "Hey buddy, let's tie the knot and weave some fun!" 🎵

Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:59:24 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)

I am chilling! 😎

Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:58:49 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)

🦖🗣️ "What's the secret code to make a T-Rex chat? Solve this riddle, it's where the fun's at! 🤔💡

Updated at: 2023-07-06 16:01:24 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)

What's up, cuppa-licious? Let's dish out some tea-rrific gossip! ☕️🍽️

Updated at: 2023-07-06 16:01:32 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)

What always comes at the end of Thanksgiving?🦃🎄

Updated at: 2023-07-06 16:01:27 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)

🍎 "Hey farmer, you're a-peeling! Can you please stop picking on me? It's really getting to the core of the problem!" 🌳

Updated at: 2023-07-06 16:01:37 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)

🐢 When his turtle died, the boy's face turned 😮, his tears flowed like a 💦, and he sadly whispered, "Guess I'll have to join the 🐢 race now!" 🏁

Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:59:04 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)

🧛‍♀️🧛‍♂️ If you're a fan of Dracula's, here's a riddle for you: What do you do when you see a vampire? 😱 Just say "Fangs for the memories!" and offer some sunblock. 🧴🌞 Now, can you crack this mystery? 😉🔍

Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:58:47 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)

🌆 In the concrete jungle, where dreams come true, 📚 🗽 Kids in NYC learn multiplication, it's true! 🧠 🍎 But where, you ask, is this magical place? 🤔 🚇 Where numbers and laughter embrace? 😄 🗽 Here's a clue, my friend, it'll make you smile 😁 🌈 It's where yellow school buses roam each mile! 🚌 📚 So tell me, dear friend, can you solve the equation? ➕✖️➗ 💡 Where do NYC kids learn multiplication? 🤔 Think hard, my friend, and don't be shy! 🤓 The answer's awaiting, as time goes by! ⌛️ So put on your thinking cap and let's go! 🎩 Where do NYC kids multiply and grow? 🌟

Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:58:49 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)

Why couldn't the boy go to the pirate movie? 🏴‍☠️ Because he couldn't afford the ticket! 🎟️💸

Updated at: 2023-07-06 16:01:39 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)

🤔If a butcher wears an XL shirt & size 13 shoes, guess his weight, no need to snooze! 🎈🤣

Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:59:10 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)

👻 What treat makes a ghost's taste buds scream with delight? 🍨 A sp👻🍦ctacularly chilling dessert awaits! Can you guess?

Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:58:41 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)

🦃 Which side of the turkey has the most feathers? Let's unravel this feathered mystery and find out! 🤔

Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:59:17 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)

🦟 What do you call a fly with no wings? A walkie-talkie! 🚶‍♀️📞

Updated at: 2023-07-06 16:01:28 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)

👁️"I spy with my little eye, something beginning with 'E'! Any guesses, wink-wink? 😜"👁️

Updated at: 2025-01-31 21:10:40 (10 months ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)

In a flap, this bird lost a sprig 🐦✨, Now flying around, it's quite a gig! To find where it goes, you must know the weather ☀️🌧️, Don't fret, quirky clues are all we gather!

Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:59:08 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)

What 🕷️ has 18 legs, 🦟 can't escape, and 🏃‍♀️ runs away from?

Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:59:13 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)

🐼 I'm a creature so charming, you'll never refrain! 🕺 🦓 With stripes or furry spots, my pattern's insane! 🦓 ⚪️⚫️ In a loop of contrast, I dance without end, ⚫️⚪️ 🌑🌕 Like a zebra on a piano, that's my trend! 🎹😄

Updated at: 2023-07-06 16:01:25 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)

What's your point, you acute little angle? 🤣

Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:58:41 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)

🐶 Once upon a time, three men and a mischievous dog embarked on a quest. But oh dear, who's to blame when things go awry? 🤔 #WhosWrongHere

Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:59:00 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)

Why is 1+1=3 like your left foot? 👣 Time to solve this puzzling conundrum, folks! 😉🤔

Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:58:54 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)

Why did the 🦄 get detention? 🤔 It couldn't resist horsing around! 🐎😄

Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:59:17 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)

What do you call a left-handed dog? 🐾😄

Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:59:05 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)

I dash with grace, without a single stride, 🏃 Like a whirlwind, I never slow, never hide! 🌪️ I'm always quick, never tardy, never late, Tell me, friend, what am I? Don't hesitate! 😄🔥

Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:59:10 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)

What player made the banker say 💰💃?

Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:58:47 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)

👻Where do ghosts go for a swim?🌊 In a 👻ghoulf course! No need for sunscreen! 😎👻

Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:58:52 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)

Why do 🍌 put sunscreen before beach? 🌞 They don't want to peel! 😎🍌

Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:58:51 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)

🎺🥶 What's the chilling secret of the boy's frozen 🎺? A frosty tune? An icy jam? Solve this frosty riddle and you'll know, fam! ❄️🕵️‍♂️