eBooks: 1000+ Best Jokes That You Will Find Absolutely Hilarious, By Melkisedeck Leon Shine - Topic 3 - AckySHINE
Why couldnβt the ghost see his parents?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:58:58 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
Why couldn't the π» see his parents? Boo-hoo! They ghosted him! πͺπ
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Whatβs a ghostβs favorite fruit?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:59:15 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
π» "What's a ghost's favorite fruit?" π asked the mischievous pumpkin. "Hmm... I bet it's something boo-nanas!" ππ
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What did the paper say to encourage the pencil?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:59:26 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
π Hey pencil, you're so sharp! Let's draw some smiley faces and make this paper world colorful! βοΈπ
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Why do eggs hate jokes?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:59:02 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
Why do eggs hate jokes? π₯π€ Because they always crack up! ππ³
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Why did the pony get detention?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:58:54 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
Why did the π¦ get detention? π€ It couldn't resist horsing around! ππ
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What do you get when you throw a lot of books into the ocean?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:59:03 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
ππ What do you get when you throw a lot of books into the ocean? π€ The tide of knowledge! ππ
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Whatβs the difference between a Christmas alphabet and the regular alphabet?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:58:45 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
π What's the secret behind a Christmas alphabet? π It's got letters that jingle, while the regular alphabet just sings! π
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What did the baker say to his wife?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 16:01:27 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
π "Honey, I'm kneaded in your life like dough, but tell me, what's my secret ingredient to keep you rising with love?" π₯
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Where do pencils go for vacation?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:58:48 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
ποΈποΈAloha! Where do pencils go for vacation? They need to βοΈ find a tropical paradise for some well-deserved R&R! Can you guess where? π΄π
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Which vegetable should you never invite on a boat trip?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:58:41 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
π½ Don't let him a-maize you, he'll make a real (water)melon out of your boat! π€ Ahoy, matey, guess which vegetable to avoid?
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What do you call a left-handed dog?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:59:17 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
What do you call a left-handed dog? πΎπ
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Why did the man take his clock to the vet?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:58:54 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
π Why did the man take his clock to the vet? It was π€ "second" sick!
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Cracking Up: 10 Jokes to Keep You Laughing All Day
Updated at: 2023-07-03 07:06:16 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
Tickle Your Funny Bone: 10 Hilarious Jokes to Keep Your Spirits High and Your Belly Aching!
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Why should you never iron a four leaf clover?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:58:59 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
Why should you never iron a four leaf clover? π Because you don't want to press your luck! πβ¨
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Where can you learn to make ice cream?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:58:46 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
π¦ Where can you learn to make ice cream? π¨ This place is cool, like a dream! It's not at a school or a gym, But it's sprinkled with sweetness, not slim. With cones and toppings, so extreme, Guess this frosty spot, it's a scream! π°π§
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What do you call a fish with no eye?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:59:16 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
πWhat swims in the sea, but can't see? π€ This one-eyed joker is quite a sight! π Guess my name, oh clever soul, And you'll solve this riddle, making me whole! ππ
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What's the difference between a shopping trolley and a University vice chancellor?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:58:45 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
π What do you get when you cross a shopping trolley and a University vice chancellor? π A hilarious riddle! π€ Can you spot the difference? π Remember, laughter is the best graduation gift! π
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Whatβs a tornadoβs favorite game to play?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:59:13 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
πͺοΈWhat's a tornado's favorite game to play? Find me if you can, I'll whip you up, spin you around, and leave you dizzy in the land! π―
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What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:59:18 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
π¬οΈWhat's a boomerang that refuses to return? It's like a forgetful ghost! It's gone with the wind... forever! π»π
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Why are elephants such bad dancers?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:58:51 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
Why are elephants such bad dancers? ππ They always have trouble finding the right "trunks" moves! π
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What has two legs but canβt walk?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:59:12 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
π¦΅π¦΅What has two legs but can't walk? It's not a chicken, nor a stork! It's not even a flying hawk! ππ¦π¦
Think carefully, I'll give you a clue, this riddle's answer might leave you in "eww"! π€’π©So put on your thinking cap and give it a try, what could it be that can't say "bye-bye"? πΊπ
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What often falls in winter, but never gets hurt?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:59:05 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
What playfully tumbles in winter, βοΈ yet never cries "Ouch!"?
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Best Monster Dance Partner: The Boogie-Monster!
Updated at: 2025-02-13 19:52:53 (1 year ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
πWho's the πΆgrooviestπΆ monster to πdanceπ with? They've got moves like πΊJagger, and a πrhythm that's π₯hotterπ₯ than a π₯dragonπ₯! Can you crack this π»mysteriousπ» riddle? π€π
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Why did everyone want the music teacher to be on their baseball team?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:58:49 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
Why did everyone want the π΅ teacher on their βΎ team? Because he always hit the right note and made their opponents sing the blues! πΆπ
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How do monsters tell their fortunes?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 16:01:35 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
πΉ What's the secret behind monster fortune-telling? π§ββοΈ Their crystal balls are too heavy, so they rely on πpumpkin seeds to predict their fate!
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Why did the Cyclops stop teaching?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:58:56 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
ποΈ Why did the Cyclops stop teaching? He couldn't keep an eye on his students, they always saw right through him! ππ
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Why did the boy run around his bed?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:58:57 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
Why did the boy run around his bed? πββοΈποΈ To catch the sleep monsters and tickle them awake! π΄πΎβ¨
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Jokes for All Occasions: 10 Hilarious Gems for Every Mood
Updated at: 2023-07-03 07:06:16 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
Laughing Is Always In Fashion: 10 Gems To Tickle Your Funny Bone in Every Mood!
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What starts and ends with βeβ and only has one letter?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:59:09 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
π What begins with "e" and concludes with "e", but has just one tiny π? π€
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What did the doctor diagnose the horse with when he wasnβt feeling well?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:59:23 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
Why did the horse need a doctor? π΄π·
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Laugh Your Way Through the Day: 10 Jokes for Instant Cheer
Updated at: 2023-07-03 07:06:14 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
Get ready to chuckle! These hilarious jokes will leave you in stitches and brighten up even the gloomiest of days. Let the laughter begin!
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What did the mayonnaise say when the refrigerator was opened?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:59:24 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
I am chilling! π
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