eBooks: 1000+ Best Jokes That You Will Find Absolutely Hilarious, By Melkisedeck Leon Shine - Topic 3 - AckySHINE
What’s a ghost’s favorite fruit?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:59:15 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
👻 "What's a ghost's favorite fruit?" 🍌 asked the mischievous pumpkin. "Hmm... I bet it's something boo-nanas!" 😂🍌
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Who is wrong here? Story of men and dog
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:58:41 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
🐶 Once upon a time, three men and a mischievous dog embarked on a quest. But oh dear, who's to blame when things go awry? 🤔 #WhosWrongHere
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Cracking Up: 10 Jokes to Keep You Laughing All Day
Updated at: 2023-07-03 07:06:16 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
Tickle Your Funny Bone: 10 Hilarious Jokes to Keep Your Spirits High and Your Belly Aching!
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Why are there fences around cemeteries?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:58:50 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
Why are there fences around cemeteries? 🤔 Because it's 'grave'yard humor, folks! 👻 To keep those lively skeletons from having a 'grave'yard party! 💃🏻🎉 But hey, maybe the fences are just to prevent zombies from ordering takeout! 🧟♂️💀
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What’s a tornado’s favorite game to play?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:59:13 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
🌪️What's a tornado's favorite game to play? Find me if you can, I'll whip you up, spin you around, and leave you dizzy in the land! 🎯
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What’s black and white over and over again?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:59:13 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
🐼 I'm a creature so charming, you'll never refrain! 🕺 🦓 With stripes or furry spots, my pattern's insane! 🦓 ⚪️⚫️ In a loop of contrast, I dance without end, ⚫️⚪️ 🌑🌕 Like a zebra on a piano, that's my trend! 🎹😄
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What is a witch’s favorite subject in school?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:59:07 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
🧙♀️ Enchantingly puzzling! Here's a riddle for you: What subject wiggles brooms and brews potions? 🎓🔮 It's a witch's ultimate passion! Can you guess?
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Where do pencils go for vacation?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:58:48 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
🏝️🖊️Aloha! Where do pencils go for vacation? They need to ✈️ find a tropical paradise for some well-deserved R&R! Can you guess where? 🌴🌊
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Which flower talks the most?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:58:43 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
In a garden so bright, a riddle takes flight 🌼 Which flower loves to chat, from morning till night? 🌸💬 With petals as lips, it never misses a chance 🌺😄 To gossip and giggle, this bloom loves to dance! 💃🌻
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Why did the boy keep his trumpet in the freezer?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:58:51 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
🎺🥶 What's the chilling secret of the boy's frozen 🎺? A frosty tune? An icy jam? Solve this frosty riddle and you'll know, fam! ❄️🕵️♂️
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How did the hairdresser win the race?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 16:01:36 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
🏃♀️Why did the hairdresser win the race? Because she always had a 🏆cutting edge🌟 and a 💨blow-dryer boost! No wonder she left the competition 💇♀️ in the dust!🌪️ Can you unravel her secret? 🤔
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Why do bananas have to put sunscreen on before they go to the beach?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:58:52 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
Why do 🍌 put sunscreen before beach? 🌞 They don't want to peel! 😎🍌
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Are turkey leftovers good for your health?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 16:01:38 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
🦃 Leftovers galore, it's time to play! Can gobbled turkey 🍗 make your health sway? This riddle's tricky, so gather your might, Guess the answer, and avoid a food fight! 🤔😄
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What did the apple tree say to the farmer?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 16:01:27 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
🍎 "Hey farmer, you're a-peeling! Can you please stop picking on me? It's really getting to the core of the problem!" 🌳
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What do you get if you cross a vampire and a snowman?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:59:03 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
🧛♂️❄️ What happens when a vampire and a snowman combine? It's a frost-bitingly hilarious mystery! 🤔❄️🧛♂️
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What did one eye say to the other?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 16:01:28 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
👁️"I spy with my little eye, something beginning with 'E'! Any guesses, wink-wink? 😜"👁️
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Why couldn’t the bicycle stand up?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:58:50 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
Why couldn't the bicycle stand up? 🚴♂️💤 It was just two-tired! 😄
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Why was six afraid of seven?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:58:59 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
Why was 6 afraid of 7? 😱 Because 7 ate 9! 😂🍽️
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Which is faster, heat or cold?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:58:42 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
🔥 "I'm sizzling with curiosity! Which zips faster, heat or cold? 🤔 Prepare to be bamboozled! 😄" ❄️
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What did the mayonnaise say when the refrigerator was opened?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:59:24 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
I am chilling! 😎
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How do bears keep their den cool in the summer?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 16:01:36 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
🐻 What's the secret of bears keeping their den cool in the summer? It's a 🍦-licious riddle, but can you bear the sweetness of the answer? 😄🐾
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Which school supply is king of the classroom?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:58:42 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
👑 In the kingdom of the classroom, who reigns supreme? This supply wears a crown, ruling with laughter and gleam! Can you guess who it might be? 👑
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Why did the elephant cross the road?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:58:55 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
Why did the 🐘 cross the 🛣️? To give the chicken a break and show off its trunk skills! 🐔😎
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What did the circle say to the triangle?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 16:01:25 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
What's your point, you acute little angle? 🤣
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What do you do if you’re a fan of Dracula’s?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:59:04 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
🧛♀️🧛♂️ If you're a fan of Dracula's, here's a riddle for you: What do you do when you see a vampire? 😱 Just say "Fangs for the memories!" and offer some sunblock. 🧴🌞 Now, can you crack this mystery? 😉🔍
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What did the farmer give his wife for Valentine’s Day?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:59:23 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
🌹What did the farmer 🚜 give his wife 👩🌾 for Valentine's Day? A gift that's both 🥕heartwarming and 🧀cheesy!
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What is a kitten’s favorite dessert?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:59:12 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
🐱What dessert makes a kitten PURR with delight? 🍨It's sweet, creamy, and oh-so-bright! Can you guess, without any stress? 😺This riddle will surely keep you impressed!
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Why couldn’t the boy go to the pirate movie?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:58:49 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
Why couldn't the boy go to the pirate movie? 🏴☠️ Because he couldn't afford the ticket! 🎟️💸
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Who is Knocking?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:58:41 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
🚪 Knock, knock, who's there? A riddle for you, if you dare! Behind this door, a mystery awaits, Guess who's knocking, before it's too late! 🕵️♂️😄🚪
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Why was Santa’s helper sad?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:58:59 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
Why was Santa's helper sad? 🎅🏻🧝♂️ Because he couldn't find the Claus to his Jingle! 🤷♂️😢🔍
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What do you call a fly with no wings?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:59:17 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
🦟 What do you call a fly with no wings? A walkie-talkie! 🚶♀️📞
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Why did the cabbage beat the carrot in a race?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:58:56 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
Why did 🥬 beat 🥕 in a race? Let's uncover this leafy secret and solve this veggie riddle together! 😄
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