eBooks: 1000+ Best Jokes That You Will Find Absolutely Hilarious, By Melkisedeck Leon Shine - Topic 6 - AckySHINE
Where do ghosts go for a swim?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:58:47 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
๐ปWhere do ghosts go for a swim?๐ In a ๐ปghoulf course! No need for sunscreen! ๐๐ป
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Why do eggs hate jokes?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:59:02 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
Why do eggs hate jokes? ๐ฅ๐ค Because they always crack up! ๐๐ณ
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Where do baby pens spend their day?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:58:46 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
๐๏ธ Where do baby pens spend their day? ๐ค They have a "write" of passage to the ๐ซ Pen-dergarten! ๐ผโ๏ธ
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What did the teacher do at the beach?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:59:21 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
๐ What did the teacher do at the beach? ๐๏ธ She had a whale of a time, teaching the waves how to solve math problems! ๐ณโจ
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What did the mayonnaise say when the refrigerator was opened?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:59:24 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
I am chilling! ๐
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Laugh Your Way Through the Day: 10 Jokes for Instant Cheer
Updated at: 2023-07-03 07:06:14 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
Get ready to chuckle! These hilarious jokes will leave you in stitches and brighten up even the gloomiest of days. Let the laughter begin!
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Which school supply is king of the classroom?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:58:42 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
๐ In the kingdom of the classroom, who reigns supreme? This supply wears a crown, ruling with laughter and gleam! Can you guess who it might be? ๐
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Where do cows go on the weekend?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:58:47 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
๐ On the weekends, where do cows moove to have fun? ๐ They go to the ๐ฆ pasture, of course! It's their udderly favorite spot! ๐๐ฎ
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Why is it not a good idea to try to trick a snake?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:59:00 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
๐ Beware, my friend, of playing sly games with a snake! It'll hiss and slither, with a venomous take! ๐
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Whatโs the smartest insect around?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:58:45 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
๐ Whatโs the brainiac bug buzzing with wisdom? ๐ค๐
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What did the snowman have for breakfast?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:59:25 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
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What do a car and an elephant have in common?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:59:21 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
๐โ๐ What do a car and an elephant have in common? They both love a trunk-full of peanuts! ๐ฅ๐คฃ
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Why did the girl put lipstick on her head?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:58:55 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
Why did the girl put ๐ on her head? Curious minds ponder, a secret it hides! ๐ค๐
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Why couldnโt the turkey eat dessert?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:58:58 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
Why couldn't the ๐ฆ eat dessert? It was already stuffed! ๐๐
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Why do cowboys ride horses?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:58:51 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
Why do cowboys ๐ค ride horses? It's like dating! ๐ด๐น They're tired of wrangling cows ๐ And need a wild ride instead! ๐คช๐
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Where do polar bears keep their money?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:58:48 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
๐ปโ๏ธ๐ฆ: Where do polar bears keep their money? ๐ค๐ฐ
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Whatโs bigger than an elephant, but doesnโt weigh anything?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:59:14 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
๐๐ช๏ธ What's bigger than an elephant, but doesn't weigh anything? It's a ๐dream! It can take you to incredible places without adding a single pound to the scale! So, close your eyes, let your imagination run wild, and embark on a weightless adventure! Can you crack this weightless puzzle? ๐คโจ
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What did the farmer give his wife for Valentineโs Day?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:59:23 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
๐นWhat did the farmer ๐ give his wife ๐ฉโ๐พ for Valentine's Day? A gift that's both ๐ฅheartwarming and ๐งcheesy!
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What kind of table can you have for dinner?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:59:07 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
๐ฝ๏ธ What kind of table can you have for dinner? ๐คโ It's not just any table... it's a table with a ๐! Guess the answer, if you're able! ๐โจ
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Why was the math book always worried?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:58:57 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
Why was the math book always worried? ๐โ๐ข๐ค
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Why was the computer cold?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:58:58 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
Why was the computer cold? ๐คโ๏ธ
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What type of key is the most important at Thanksgiving dinner?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:59:11 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
๐ At Thanksgiving, guess what's as essential as the turkey? ๐ค This riddle's a hoot, so listen closely, buddy! ๐ฆ What key is it that'll unlock the feast, you see? ๐ฝ๏ธ It's not your front door key, but something yummy! ๐
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Whatโs a spiderโs favorite thing to do on a computer?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:59:13 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
๐ท๏ธ๐ธ๏ธ Tangled web, bugs beware! This arachnid's joy, it's only fair. On the keyboard, with glee and grace, what's a spider's favorite digital chase? ๐ฑ๏ธ๐ท๏ธ
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Get Your Giggle On: 10 Jokes to Brighten Any Moment
Updated at: 2023-07-03 07:06:15 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
Tickle your funny bone with these hilarious jokes guaranteed to brighten your day! Get ready to giggle till it hurts!
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If a butcher wears a size XL shirt and a size 13 shoe, what does he weigh?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 16:01:39 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
๐คIf a butcher wears an XL shirt & size 13 shoes, guess his weight, no need to snooze! ๐๐คฃ
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Whatโs a frogโs favorite game?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:59:15 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
Why did the frog join the gaming world? ๐ธ๐ฎ Hoping to find its favorite game!
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What is Draculaโs favorite fruit?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:59:07 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
๐งโโ๏ธSink your teeth into this puzzler: what fruit makes Dracula say "I'm ๐งกing it!"? ๐
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Where did the king keep his army?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:58:46 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
In a realm so grand, where did the king stash his army? ๐ฐ๐๐โโ๏ธ Hints I'll give, but no spoilers darlin', solving this riddle will keep your mind charmin'! ๐งฉ๐
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Which vegetable should you never invite on a boat trip?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:58:41 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
๐ฝ Don't let him a-maize you, he'll make a real (water)melon out of your boat! ๐ค Ahoy, matey, guess which vegetable to avoid?
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Why did the cabbage beat the carrot in a race?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:58:56 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
Why did ๐ฅฌ beat ๐ฅ in a race? Let's uncover this leafy secret and solve this veggie riddle together! ๐
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What starts and ends with โeโ and only has one letter?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:59:09 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
๐ What begins with "e" and concludes with "e", but has just one tiny ๐? ๐ค
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Why do bananas have to put sunscreen on before they go to the beach?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:58:52 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
Why do ๐ put sunscreen before beach? ๐ They don't want to peel! ๐๐
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