eBooks: 1000+ Best Jokes That You Will Find Absolutely Hilarious, By Melkisedeck Leon Shine - Topic 6 - AckySHINE
Why did the chicken go to jail?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:58:56 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
๐ Why did the chicken go to jail? ๐ Because it was caught eggtremely ๐ฃ bad-beaking! ๐คญ
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What day of the week does the potato look forward to the least?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 16:01:29 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
๐ฅ Which day does the potato dread? ๐ค It's the one where it's mashed and spread! ๐ฑ๐ฅ
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What lies at the bottom of the ocean and worries?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:59:06 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
๐ What lies at the bottom of the ocean and worries? ๐ค Hint: It's not a fish, but something quite squishy and round! ๐๐
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What did the boy pickle say to the girl pickle?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 16:01:26 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
๐ฅ "You're kind of a big dill, aren't you?" ๐ฅ
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Where do pencils go for vacation?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:58:48 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
๐๏ธ๐๏ธAloha! Where do pencils go for vacation? They need to โ๏ธ find a tropical paradise for some well-deserved R&R! Can you guess where? ๐ด๐
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Why couldnโt the boy go to the pirate movie?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:58:49 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
Why couldn't the boy go to the pirate movie? ๐ดโโ ๏ธ Because he couldn't afford the ticket! ๐๏ธ๐ธ
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What kind of table can you have for dinner?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:59:07 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
๐ฝ๏ธ What kind of table can you have for dinner? ๐คโ It's not just any table... it's a table with a ๐! Guess the answer, if you're able! ๐โจ
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What has two legs but canโt walk?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:59:12 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
๐ฆต๐ฆตWhat has two legs but can't walk? It's not a chicken, nor a stork! It's not even a flying hawk! ๐๐ฆ๐ฆ
Think carefully, I'll give you a clue, this riddle's answer might leave you in "eww"! ๐คข๐ฉSo put on your thinking cap and give it a try, what could it be that can't say "bye-bye"? ๐บ๐
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Why did the man take his clock to the vet?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:58:54 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
๐ Why did the man take his clock to the vet? It was ๐ค "second" sick!
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What has an eye, but cannot see?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:59:08 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
๐ I have an eye that's always wide, But I can't see a thing, even when I tried! From day to night, my vision's a blur, Guess who I am, with no sight to refer?
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Where do cows go on the weekend?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:58:47 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
๐ On the weekends, where do cows moove to have fun? ๐ They go to the ๐ฆ pasture, of course! It's their udderly favorite spot! ๐๐ฎ
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Why couldnโt the bicycle stand up?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:58:50 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
Why couldn't the bicycle stand up? ๐ดโโ๏ธ๐ค It was just two-tired! ๐
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Get Your Giggle On: 10 Jokes to Brighten Any Moment
Updated at: 2023-07-03 07:06:15 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
Tickle your funny bone with these hilarious jokes guaranteed to brighten your day! Get ready to giggle till it hurts!
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What would you get if you crossed a teacher with a vampire?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:59:10 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
๐งโโ๏ธ๐๐ What do you call a vampire who loves teaching? Find out, it's fang-tastic! ๐๐งโโ๏ธ๐
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Why did the skeleton cross the road?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:58:53 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
Why did the ๐ cross the ๐ฃ๏ธ? Spooky surprise or just to catch up with his funny bone friend? ๐ค๐
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Whatโs a spiderโs favorite thing to do on a computer?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:59:13 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
๐ท๏ธ๐ธ๏ธ Tangled web, bugs beware! This arachnid's joy, it's only fair. On the keyboard, with glee and grace, what's a spider's favorite digital chase? ๐ฑ๏ธ๐ท๏ธ
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Whatโs a tornadoโs favorite game to play?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:59:13 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
๐ช๏ธWhat's a tornado's favorite game to play? Find me if you can, I'll whip you up, spin you around, and leave you dizzy in the land! ๐ฏ
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What type of dog loves going to the groomer?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:59:11 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
๐ถ This furry friend loves to primp and play! With a wagging tail, it struts away. What kind of dog loves the groomer all day? ๐พ
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What did the spoon say to the knife?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:59:22 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
๐ฅ: Hey knife, wanna spoon together? We make a cutlery dream team! ๐ด๐
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What smells the best at Thanksgiving?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:59:09 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
๐๐ What aroma tickles your ๐ at Thanksgiving? It's a scent that makes your ๐ and your tummy rumble! Can you guess? ๐ฆ๐จ
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Which vegetable should you never invite on a boat trip?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:58:41 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
๐ฝ Don't let him a-maize you, he'll make a real (water)melon out of your boat! ๐ค Ahoy, matey, guess which vegetable to avoid?
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What starts and ends with โeโ and only has one letter?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:59:09 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
๐ What begins with "e" and concludes with "e", but has just one tiny ๐? ๐ค
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Why do eggs hate jokes?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:59:02 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
Why do eggs hate jokes? ๐ฅ๐ค Because they always crack up! ๐๐ณ
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Who is wrong here? Story of men and dog
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:58:41 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
๐ถ Once upon a time, three men and a mischievous dog embarked on a quest. But oh dear, who's to blame when things go awry? ๐ค #WhosWrongHere
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Where do books hide when theyโre scared?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:58:47 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
๐ "Where do books hide when they're scared?" whispered the librarian, a ๐. The shelves chuckled, pondering the riddle's secret.
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Why are elephants such bad dancers?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:58:51 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
Why are elephants such bad dancers? ๐๐ They always have trouble finding the right "trunks" moves! ๐
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What dies but never lives?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:59:21 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
I come and go, yet never thrive, ๐น Like a plant, but no roots survive. ๐ฑ Among the living, I'm the odd one out, ๐ Guess what dies but never shouts? ๐ค๐
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Where do polar bears keep their money?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:58:48 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
๐ปโ๏ธ๐ฆ: Where do polar bears keep their money? ๐ค๐ฐ
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Why couldnโt the ghost see his parents?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:58:58 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
Why couldn't the ๐ป see his parents? Boo-hoo! They ghosted him! ๐ช๐
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Why was the turkey arrested?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:58:57 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
๐ฆ "Gobble gobble," said the turkey. ๐ "Why me?" he asked, feathers ruffled. "Caught red-handed? More like red-beaked!" ๐๏ธ #FowlPlay
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What did the mayonnaise say when the refrigerator was opened?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:59:24 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
I am chilling! ๐
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Why donโt animals eat clowns?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:59:01 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
๐คก Why don't animals eat clowns? Because they taste funny! ๐๐ฟ
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