eBooks: Funny Questions with answers, By Melkisedeck Leon Shine - AckySHINE
How does the Easter Bunny travel?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 16:01:33 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
๐ฐHopping and bouncing, so fast and so funny, With fluffy tail and ears oh-so-sunny! This riddle is here to make you laugh with glee, Guess, how does the Easter Bunny travel, can't you see? ๐ฅ
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What runs but never walks?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:59:05 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
I dash with grace, without a single stride, ๐ Like a whirlwind, I never slow, never hide! ๐ช๏ธ I'm always quick, never tardy, never late, Tell me, friend, what am I? Don't hesitate! ๐๐ฅ
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What did the farmer say to the horse when he walked in the barn?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:59:24 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
What's up, neigh-bor? Ready for some hay-larious horsin' around? ๐ด๐
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What has four wheels and flies?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:59:12 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
What's got 4 wheels and buzzes high? ๐ ๐ ๐ ๐ + ๐ชฐ = ?
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Where do polar bears vote?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:58:44 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
Why are polar bears always undecided? ๐ปโ๏ธ They can't decide where to vote! ๐ณ๏ธ๐
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Why are fish so smart?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:58:58 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
Why do fish ๐ love to swim in schools? ๐ซ Because they know it's fintelligent! ๐๐
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Why did the chicken go to jail?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:58:56 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
๐ Why did the chicken go to jail? ๐ Because it was caught eggtremely ๐ฃ bad-beaking! ๐คญ
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Why did the dog keep tripping?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:58:55 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
Why did the ๐ถ keep tripping? It's a ๐คpawsitive mystery, but maybe it just had a ๐ถโโ๏ธruff time finding its ๐พbalance!
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Why donโt animals eat clowns?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:59:01 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
๐คก Why don't animals eat clowns? Because they taste funny! ๐๐ฟ
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Whatโs bigger than an elephant, but doesnโt weigh anything?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:59:14 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
๐๐ช๏ธ What's bigger than an elephant, but doesn't weigh anything? It's a ๐dream! It can take you to incredible places without adding a single pound to the scale! So, close your eyes, let your imagination run wild, and embark on a weightless adventure! Can you crack this weightless puzzle? ๐คโจ
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What did the snowman have for breakfast?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:59:25 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
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What lies at the bottom of the ocean and worries?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:59:06 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
๐ What lies at the bottom of the ocean and worries? ๐ค Hint: It's not a fish, but something quite squishy and round! ๐๐
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Why did everyone want the music teacher to be on their baseball team?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:58:49 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
Why did everyone want the ๐ต teacher on their โพ team? Because he always hit the right note and made their opponents sing the blues! ๐ถ๐
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What did one eye say to the other?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 16:01:28 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
๐๏ธ"I spy with my little eye, something beginning with 'E'! Any guesses, wink-wink? ๐"๐๏ธ
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What was the bankerโs favorite player on the football team?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:59:10 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
What player made the banker say ๐ฐ๐?
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Why was the cafeteria clock always behind?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:58:59 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
๐ Tick-tock, don't be blind! ๐ค Why was the cafeteria clock always behind? ๐ A riddle that'll blow your mind! ๐ง ๐ฅ No time to waste, let's find! ๐ต๏ธโโ๏ธ๐
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Why couldnโt the boy go to the pirate movie?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:58:49 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
Why couldn't the boy go to the pirate movie? ๐ดโโ ๏ธ Because he couldn't afford the ticket! ๐๏ธ๐ธ
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What happened to the man who stole a calendar from the store?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:59:02 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
๐๏ธ What became of the man who swiped a calendar from the store? ๐ค His days were numbered! ๐๐๐ต
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Whatโs a math teacherโs favorite tool?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:59:14 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
๐ What's a math teacher's favorite tool? Find out how they always measure up! ๐๐
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Whatโs the difference between a Christmas alphabet and the regular alphabet?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:58:45 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
๐ What's the secret behind a Christmas alphabet? ๐ It's got letters that jingle, while the regular alphabet just sings! ๐
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Whatโs a rabbitโs favorite kind of music?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:59:14 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
๐๐ถ Guess the tunes that make this fluffy critter hop! ๐ถ What's a rabbit's fav kind of music? Tune in to find out! ๐ฐ๐ต
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Where do baby pens spend their day?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:58:46 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
๐๏ธ Where do baby pens spend their day? ๐ค They have a "write" of passage to the ๐ซ Pen-dergarten! ๐ผโ๏ธ
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Why do cowboys ride horses?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:58:51 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
Why do cowboys ๐ค ride horses? It's like dating! ๐ด๐น They're tired of wrangling cows ๐ And need a wild ride instead! ๐คช๐
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What has 18 legs and catches flies?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:59:08 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
What ๐ท๏ธ has 18 legs, ๐ฆ can't escape, and ๐โโ๏ธ runs away from?
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What did the stamp say to the envelope?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:59:22 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
๐ Hey envelope, I've got your back! Stick with me and we'll go places. Can you handle the stamp of approval? ๐
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What did the circle say to the triangle?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 16:01:25 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
What's your point, you acute little angle? ๐คฃ
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Which bus crossed the ocean?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:58:43 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
๐๐ The daring bus that challenged the sea, with wheels so waterproof, which could it be? ๐๐
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Where do cows go on the weekend?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:58:47 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
๐ On the weekends, where do cows moove to have fun? ๐ They go to the ๐ฆ pasture, of course! It's their udderly favorite spot! ๐๐ฎ
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How do you catch an unusual rabbit?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 16:01:34 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
๐ฐ To catch an unusual rabbit, embrace your inner magician! Think outside the ๐ฉ & conjure a carrot-scented โจ or hypnotize it with a ๐ฐ๏ธ. Don't worry, no ๐ were harmed in the making of this riddle! So, ready to solve this hare-raising mystery? ๐
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What kind of murderer has fiber?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:59:06 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
๐ต๏ธโโ๏ธ What kind of murderer has fiber? Sneaky suspect, always full of surprises! ๐๐
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What do you call a worm with no teeth?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:59:18 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
๐ What do you call a worm with no teeth? ๐ค This little wriggler is a real "gummy" worm! ๐๐ญ
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What are there a lot of when turkeys play baseball?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 16:01:30 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
๐ฆ When turkeys play baseball, what's the flocky surprise? ๐ Hint: There's a ๐ฝ-ucopia of these!
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