eBooks: Funny Questions with answers, By Melkisedeck Leon Shine - AckySHINE
What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:59:18 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
๐ฌ๏ธWhat's a boomerang that refuses to return? It's like a forgetful ghost! It's gone with the wind... forever! ๐ป๐
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Whatโs a frogโs favorite game?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:59:15 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
Why did the frog join the gaming world? ๐ธ๐ฎ Hoping to find its favorite game!
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Why did the boy run around his bed?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:58:57 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
Why did the boy run around his bed? ๐โโ๏ธ๐๏ธ To catch the sleep monsters and tickle them awake! ๐ด๐พโจ
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What has 18 legs and catches flies?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:59:08 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
What ๐ท๏ธ has 18 legs, ๐ฆ can't escape, and ๐โโ๏ธ runs away from?
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Who is wrong here? Story of men and dog
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:58:41 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
๐ถ Once upon a time, three men and a mischievous dog embarked on a quest. But oh dear, who's to blame when things go awry? ๐ค #WhosWrongHere
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Why did the book join the police force?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:58:49 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
๐ Why did the book join the police force? ๐ Because it wanted to catch all the "punctuation criminals" behind bars! ๐โ๏ธ๐
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Whatโs a ghostโs favorite fruit?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:59:15 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
๐ป "What's a ghost's favorite fruit?" ๐ asked the mischievous pumpkin. "Hmm... I bet it's something boo-nanas!" ๐๐
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Whatโs a spiderโs favorite thing to do on a computer?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:59:13 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
๐ท๏ธ๐ธ๏ธ Tangled web, bugs beware! This arachnid's joy, it's only fair. On the keyboard, with glee and grace, what's a spider's favorite digital chase? ๐ฑ๏ธ๐ท๏ธ
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What did the spoon say to the knife?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:59:22 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
๐ฅ: Hey knife, wanna spoon together? We make a cutlery dream team! ๐ด๐
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What do you have in December that you donโt have in any other month?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:59:13 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
In December, I sparkle and glow โจ But in other months, it's a no-show! ๐
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What lies at the bottom of the ocean and worries?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:59:06 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
๐ What lies at the bottom of the ocean and worries? ๐ค Hint: It's not a fish, but something quite squishy and round! ๐๐
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What did the doctor diagnose the horse with when he wasnโt feeling well?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:59:23 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
Why did the horse need a doctor? ๐ด๐ท
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Why was the computer cold?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:58:58 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
Why was the computer cold? ๐คโ๏ธ
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What happened to the man who stole a calendar from the store?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:59:02 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
๐๏ธ What became of the man who swiped a calendar from the store? ๐ค His days were numbered! ๐๐๐ต
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Why do bananas have to put sunscreen on before they go to the beach?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:58:52 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
Why do ๐ put sunscreen before beach? ๐ They don't want to peel! ๐๐
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Why did the Cyclops stop teaching?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:58:56 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
๐๏ธ Why did the Cyclops stop teaching? He couldn't keep an eye on his students, they always saw right through him! ๐๐
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Which vegetable should you never invite on a boat trip?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:58:41 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
๐ฝ Don't let him a-maize you, he'll make a real (water)melon out of your boat! ๐ค Ahoy, matey, guess which vegetable to avoid?
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What do you do if youโre a fan of Draculaโs?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:59:04 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
๐งโโ๏ธ๐งโโ๏ธ If you're a fan of Dracula's, here's a riddle for you: What do you do when you see a vampire? ๐ฑ Just say "Fangs for the memories!" and offer some sunblock. ๐งด๐ Now, can you crack this mystery? ๐๐
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What day of the week does the potato look forward to the least?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 16:01:29 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
๐ฅ Which day does the potato dread? ๐ค It's the one where it's mashed and spread! ๐ฑ๐ฅ
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What did the farmer say to the horse when he walked in the barn?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:59:24 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
What's up, neigh-bor? Ready for some hay-larious horsin' around? ๐ด๐
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How did the boy react when his turtle died?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 16:01:37 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
๐ข When his turtle died, the boy's face turned ๐ฎ, his tears flowed like a ๐ฆ, and he sadly whispered, "Guess I'll have to join the ๐ข race now!" ๐
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Why did the skeleton cross the road?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:58:53 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
Why did the ๐ cross the ๐ฃ๏ธ? Spooky surprise or just to catch up with his funny bone friend? ๐ค๐
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Why should you never iron a four leaf clover?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:58:59 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
Why should you never iron a four leaf clover? ๐ Because you don't want to press your luck! ๐โจ
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Best Monster Dance Partner: The Boogie-Monster!
Updated at: 2025-02-13 19:52:53 (1 year ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
๐ญWho's the ๐ถgrooviest๐ถ monster to ๐dance๐ with? They've got moves like ๐บJagger, and a ๐rhythm that's ๐ฅhotter๐ฅ than a ๐ฅdragon๐ฅ! Can you crack this ๐ปmysterious๐ป riddle? ๐ค๐
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What do a car and an elephant have in common?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:59:21 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
๐โ๐ What do a car and an elephant have in common? They both love a trunk-full of peanuts! ๐ฅ๐คฃ
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Why was the clown crying?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:58:56 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
๐คกWhy was the clown crying? ๐ญ Because he couldn't ๐ซ find the ๐คกpunchline! ๐๐ฅณ
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Why did the boy keep his trumpet in the freezer?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:58:51 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
๐บ๐ฅถ What's the chilling secret of the boy's frozen ๐บ? A frosty tune? An icy jam? Solve this frosty riddle and you'll know, fam! โ๏ธ๐ต๏ธโโ๏ธ
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Whatโs a cannibalโs favorite sport?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:59:16 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
๐ค What's a cannibal's favorite sport? Don't worry, it's not "chew-geball"! This riddle will definitely keep you on your toes. ๐๐ฆท
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How do bears keep their den cool in the summer?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 16:01:36 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
๐ป What's the secret of bears keeping their den cool in the summer? It's a ๐ฆ-licious riddle, but can you bear the sweetness of the answer? ๐๐พ
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What makes a skeleton laugh?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:59:05 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
๐ฆด What tickles a skeletonโs funny bone? ๐คฃ
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Whatโs a tornadoโs favorite game to play?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:59:13 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
๐ช๏ธWhat's a tornado's favorite game to play? Find me if you can, I'll whip you up, spin you around, and leave you dizzy in the land! ๐ฏ
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What bird loves construction work?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 16:01:30 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
๐จ๐ฆ What bird loves construction work? This feathered friend always has a beak-utiful blueprint! ๐๏ธ๐ฆ
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