eBooks: Funny Questions with answers, By Melkisedeck Leon Shine - Topic 2 - AckySHINE
What do witches order at hotels?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:59:19 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
๐งโโ๏ธAt hotels, what do witches order?๐ฎ Their requests may leave you in laughter! ๐ With cauldrons bubbling, and brooms in tow, Their order will make the staff say, "Whoa!" ๐ช๐งน
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Why did the cabbage beat the carrot in a race?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:58:56 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
Why did ๐ฅฌ beat ๐ฅ in a race? Let's uncover this leafy secret and solve this veggie riddle together! ๐
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What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:59:18 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
๐ฌ๏ธWhat's a boomerang that refuses to return? It's like a forgetful ghost! It's gone with the wind... forever! ๐ป๐
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What did the farmer say to the horse when he walked in the barn?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:59:24 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
What's up, neigh-bor? Ready for some hay-larious horsin' around? ๐ด๐
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Why did the book join the police force?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:58:49 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
๐ Why did the book join the police force? ๐ Because it wanted to catch all the "punctuation criminals" behind bars! ๐โ๏ธ๐
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What did the farmer give his wife for Valentineโs Day?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:59:23 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
๐นWhat did the farmer ๐ give his wife ๐ฉโ๐พ for Valentine's Day? A gift that's both ๐ฅheartwarming and ๐งcheesy!
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What did the dinner plate say to the cup?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 16:01:24 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
What's up, cuppa-licious? Let's dish out some tea-rrific gossip! โ๏ธ๐ฝ๏ธ
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What time is it when you have a toothache?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:59:11 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
๐ฆท When your smile is "tooth"-hurty, what time is it?
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What do you call two birds in love?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:59:04 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
What do you call two birds in love? ๐๐ฆ
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Whatโs a tornadoโs favorite game to play?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:59:13 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
๐ช๏ธWhat's a tornado's favorite game to play? Find me if you can, I'll whip you up, spin you around, and leave you dizzy in the land! ๐ฏ
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Are turkey leftovers good for your health?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 16:01:38 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
๐ฆ Leftovers galore, it's time to play! Can gobbled turkey ๐ make your health sway? This riddle's tricky, so gather your might, Guess the answer, and avoid a food fight! ๐ค๐
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What did the teacher do at the beach?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:59:21 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
๐ What did the teacher do at the beach? ๐๏ธ She had a whale of a time, teaching the waves how to solve math problems! ๐ณโจ
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Why couldnโt the boy go to the pirate movie?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:58:49 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
Why couldn't the boy go to the pirate movie? ๐ดโโ ๏ธ Because he couldn't afford the ticket! ๐๏ธ๐ธ
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What has four wheels and flies?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:59:12 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
What's got 4 wheels and buzzes high? ๐ ๐ ๐ ๐ + ๐ชฐ = ?
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How does the Easter Bunny travel?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 16:01:33 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
๐ฐHopping and bouncing, so fast and so funny, With fluffy tail and ears oh-so-sunny! This riddle is here to make you laugh with glee, Guess, how does the Easter Bunny travel, can't you see? ๐ฅ
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What do you call a fly with no wings?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:59:17 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
๐ฆ What do you call a fly with no wings? A walkie-talkie! ๐ถโโ๏ธ๐
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What is Draculaโs favorite fruit?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:59:07 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
๐งโโ๏ธSink your teeth into this puzzler: what fruit makes Dracula say "I'm ๐งกing it!"? ๐
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Whatโs a frogโs favorite game?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:59:15 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
Why did the frog join the gaming world? ๐ธ๐ฎ Hoping to find its favorite game!
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Why is the forest so noisy?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:59:00 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
๐ณ Why does the forest sound like a party? ๐ It's not just the chirping birds and rustling leaves! Can you solve this riddle and crack the code of nature's rowdiest ๐ถ emoji-filled secret?
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Why should you never iron a four leaf clover?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:58:59 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
Why should you never iron a four leaf clover? ๐ Because you don't want to press your luck! ๐โจ
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What was the bankerโs favorite player on the football team?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:59:10 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
What player made the banker say ๐ฐ๐?
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Why are elephants such bad dancers?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:58:51 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
Why are elephants such bad dancers? ๐๐ They always have trouble finding the right "trunks" moves! ๐
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Why did the pony get detention?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:58:54 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
Why did the ๐ฆ get detention? ๐ค It couldn't resist horsing around! ๐๐
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Whatโs the smartest insect around?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:58:45 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
๐ Whatโs the brainiac bug buzzing with wisdom? ๐ค๐
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Who is wrong here? Story of men and dog
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:58:41 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
๐ถ Once upon a time, three men and a mischievous dog embarked on a quest. But oh dear, who's to blame when things go awry? ๐ค #WhosWrongHere
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How do bears keep their den cool in the summer?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 16:01:36 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
๐ป What's the secret of bears keeping their den cool in the summer? It's a ๐ฆ-licious riddle, but can you bear the sweetness of the answer? ๐๐พ
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Why did the boy bring a ladder to school?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:58:52 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
๐ง๐ผ๐ค๐ซ Want a riddle, pals? Why did the boy bring a ladder to school? ๐ค๐งโโ๏ธ๐ Because he heard grades were "climbing" and he wanted to reach the top! ๐๐ Can you guess why?
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Where do cows go on the weekend?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:58:47 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
๐ On the weekends, where do cows moove to have fun? ๐ They go to the ๐ฆ pasture, of course! It's their udderly favorite spot! ๐๐ฎ
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What did the squirrel give for Valentineโs Day?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:59:22 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
๐ฟ๏ธ "What did the squirrel give for Valentine's Day? ๐ฐ๐"
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If a butcher wears a size XL shirt and a size 13 shoe, what does he weigh?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 16:01:39 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
๐คIf a butcher wears an XL shirt & size 13 shoes, guess his weight, no need to snooze! ๐๐คฃ
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What did the students do when their shoelaces got tangled together?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:59:21 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
In the classroom chaos, when laces knotted like a boss, students went ๐ "Challenge accepted! Let's dance the tango!"
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What type of diet did the snowman go on?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:59:11 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
๐ฅโ๏ธ, ๐โ๏ธ, ๐ฅฆโ๏ธ! What type of โ๏ธ๐ went on?
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