Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:58:58 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)

Why couldn't the 🦃 eat dessert? It was already stuffed! 🍗😂

Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:58:54 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)

Why did the 🦄 get detention? 🤔 It couldn't resist horsing around! 🐎😄

Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:59:20 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)

💘 "I have a trunk-ling for you, Valentine! Let's never forget the love we share, because we're elephant-astic together!" 🐘💌

Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:58:41 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)

🌽 Don't let him a-maize you, he'll make a real (water)melon out of your boat! 🚤 Ahoy, matey, guess which vegetable to avoid?

Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:58:56 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)

👁️ Why did the Cyclops stop teaching? He couldn't keep an eye on his students, they always saw right through him! 👀😂

Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:59:17 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)

What do you call a left-handed dog? 🐾😄

Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:59:13 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)

🐼 I'm a creature so charming, you'll never refrain! 🕺 🦓 With stripes or furry spots, my pattern's insane! 🦓 ⚪️⚫️ In a loop of contrast, I dance without end, ⚫️⚪️ 🌑🌕 Like a zebra on a piano, that's my trend! 🎹😄

Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:59:05 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)

I dash with grace, without a single stride, 🏃 Like a whirlwind, I never slow, never hide! 🌪️ I'm always quick, never tardy, never late, Tell me, friend, what am I? Don't hesitate! 😄🔥

Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:58:58 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)

Why was the computer cold? 🤔❄️

Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:59:04 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)

🧛‍♀️🧛‍♂️ If you're a fan of Dracula's, here's a riddle for you: What do you do when you see a vampire? 😱 Just say "Fangs for the memories!" and offer some sunblock. 🧴🌞 Now, can you crack this mystery? 😉🔍

Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:59:15 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)

🐱Purr-fectly curious, whiskers at play, Which nursery rhyme makes kitty say: "🎶Hey diddle diddle, the 🌕 and the 🐄 I'd rather chase mice, it's my true love!"🎶

Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:58:50 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)

Why couldn't the bicycle stand up? 🚴‍♂️💤 It was just two-tired! 😄

Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:59:25 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)

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Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:58:50 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)

🐘 Why is the computer room always empty at the zoo? The answer is an ele-phaintastic riddle! 🙊🖥️ Can you guess why the elephant can't use the computer? 🤔

Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:59:16 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)

🐟What swims in the sea, but can't see? 🤔 This one-eyed joker is quite a sight! 😂 Guess my name, oh clever soul, And you'll solve this riddle, making me whole! 🌊😉

Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:58:53 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)

Why did the 💀 cross the 🛣️? Spooky surprise or just to catch up with his funny bone friend? 🤔😄

Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:58:51 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)

Why do birds fly south? It's a mystery! Maybe they're just chasing the 🌞 and wanting a break from the chilly weather! ❄️🐦🌴

Updated at: 2023-07-06 16:01:39 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)

🤔If a butcher wears an XL shirt & size 13 shoes, guess his weight, no need to snooze! 🎈🤣

Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:58:49 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)

📚 Why did the book join the police force? 🚓 Because it wanted to catch all the "punctuation criminals" behind bars! 🔍✍️😄

Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:58:59 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)

Why should you never iron a four leaf clover? 🍀 Because you don't want to press your luck! 😄✨

Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:59:15 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)

👻 "What's a ghost's favorite fruit?" 🍌 asked the mischievous pumpkin. "Hmm... I bet it's something boo-nanas!" 😂🍌

Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:59:03 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)

🧛‍♂️❄️ What happens when a vampire and a snowman combine? It's a frost-bitingly hilarious mystery! 🤔❄️🧛‍♂️

Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:59:05 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)

What playfully tumbles in winter, ❄️ yet never cries "Ouch!"?

Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:59:20 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)

🧝‍♀️In their magical school, elves find delight, Learning spells that sparkle oh-so bright! From potions to tricks, and mischief galore, Guess what they study? You'll want to explore!🎓✨

Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:59:26 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)

📝 Hey pencil, you're so sharp! Let's draw some smiley faces and make this paper world colorful! ✏️💖

Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:59:01 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)

Why don't ducks tell jokes when they fly? 🦆✈️ Because they don't want to quack up in midair! 😄🤣

Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:59:22 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)

💌 Hey envelope, I've got your back! Stick with me and we'll go places. Can you handle the stamp of approval? 😉

Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:59:08 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)

What 🕷️ has 18 legs, 🦟 can't escape, and 🏃‍♀️ runs away from?

Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:59:06 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)

🌊 What lies at the bottom of the ocean and worries? 🤔 Hint: It's not a fish, but something quite squishy and round! 🐙🎈

Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:58:44 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)

🦚 In a place where mirrors abound, this proud bird struts around! Look closely, my friend, for the answer can be found. 🦚

Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:58:49 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)

Why did everyone want the 🎵 teacher on their ⚾ team? Because he always hit the right note and made their opponents sing the blues! 🎶😂

Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:59:24 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)

🍔👧 What did the hamburger name her daughter? Give up? Well, she couldn't resist... Patty! 🍔😄