eBooks: Funny Questions with answers, By Melkisedeck Leon Shine - Topic 6 - AckySHINE
Why are elephants such bad dancers?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:58:51 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
Why are elephants such bad dancers? 🐘💃 They always have trouble finding the right "trunks" moves! 😄
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What do you have in December that you don’t have in any other month?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:59:13 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
In December, I sparkle and glow ✨ But in other months, it's a no-show! 😄
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What did the circle say to the triangle?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 16:01:25 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
What's your point, you acute little angle? 🤣
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Why couldn’t the boy go to the pirate movie?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:58:49 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
Why couldn't the boy go to the pirate movie? 🏴☠️ Because he couldn't afford the ticket! 🎟️💸
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What gives you the power to walk through a wall?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:59:08 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
🚶♂️When you need a shortcut, I'm your best pal! Through solid walls, I'll save you from a fall. With my mighty force, I'll make you chuckle and grin, Guess me right and the victory you'll win! 🤔✨
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What is a witch’s favorite subject in school?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:59:07 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
🧙♀️ Enchantingly puzzling! Here's a riddle for you: What subject wiggles brooms and brews potions? 🎓🔮 It's a witch's ultimate passion! Can you guess?
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Why can’t the elephant use the computer?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:58:50 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
🐘 Why is the computer room always empty at the zoo? The answer is an ele-phaintastic riddle! 🙊🖥️ Can you guess why the elephant can't use the computer? 🤔
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Why was six afraid of seven?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:58:59 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
Why was 6 afraid of 7? 😱 Because 7 ate 9! 😂🍽️
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What do you call a teacher with no arms, no legs, and no body?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:59:18 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
🕵️♀️ "Listen up, folks! Here's a riddle for you: What do you call a 🎓 with no 👐, no 🦵, and no 👥? I bet they've mastered the art of ✏️ telepathy and teach through sheer brainpower! Can you crack it? 😉"
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What did the baker say to his wife?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 16:01:27 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
🍞 "Honey, I'm kneaded in your life like dough, but tell me, what's my secret ingredient to keep you rising with love?" 🥖
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What did the hamburger name her daughter?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:59:24 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
🍔👧 What did the hamburger name her daughter? Give up? Well, she couldn't resist... Patty! 🍔😄
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What kind of flower do you never want to get on Valentine’s Day?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:59:07 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
🌹 Roses are red, violets are blue, But this flower's a nightmare, it's true! On Valentine's Day, avoid this bloom, Or else you'll end up in the doghouse room! 😬
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What’s a ghost’s favorite room in the house?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:59:14 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
👻Where does a ghost feel most alive?🏰
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Why don’t animals eat clowns?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:59:01 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
🤡 Why don't animals eat clowns? Because they taste funny! 😂🍿
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What lies at the bottom of the ocean and worries?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:59:06 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
🌊 What lies at the bottom of the ocean and worries? 🤔 Hint: It's not a fish, but something quite squishy and round! 🐙🎈
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Where do polar bears keep their money?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:58:48 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
🐻❄️🏦: Where do polar bears keep their money? 🤔💰
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Why didn’t the oven go to college?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:58:52 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
Why didn't the oven go to college? 🤔🎓 The answer is cooking up a hilarious surprise! 😄 Stay tuned for the punchline! 🙌🔥
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How do bears keep their den cool in the summer?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 16:01:36 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
🐻 What's the secret of bears keeping their den cool in the summer? It's a 🍦-licious riddle, but can you bear the sweetness of the answer? 😄🐾
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What did the paper clip say to the magnet?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:59:25 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
"What's shakin', 🧲? I'm stickin' around!" 😄
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What did the snowman have for breakfast?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:59:25 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
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What’s a cannibal’s favorite sport?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:59:16 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
🤔 What's a cannibal's favorite sport? Don't worry, it's not "chew-geball"! This riddle will definitely keep you on your toes. 🏀🦷
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What kind of murderer has fiber?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:59:06 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
🕵️♀️ What kind of murderer has fiber? Sneaky suspect, always full of surprises! 🔎😂
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Bird's Feather Woes: A Hilarious Quack Doctor Visit
Updated at: 2025-01-31 21:10:40 (11 months ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
In a flap, this bird lost a sprig 🐦✨, Now flying around, it's quite a gig! To find where it goes, you must know the weather ☀️🌧️, Don't fret, quirky clues are all we gather!
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Why did the elephant cross the road?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:58:55 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
Why did the 🐘 cross the 🛣️? To give the chicken a break and show off its trunk skills! 🐔😎
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Why did the boy bring a ladder to school?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:58:52 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
🧒🏼🤔🏫 Want a riddle, pals? Why did the boy bring a ladder to school? 🤔🧗♂️📚 Because he heard grades were "climbing" and he wanted to reach the top! 🌟😂 Can you guess why?
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Why is 1+1=3 like your left foot?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:59:00 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
Why is 1+1=3 like your left foot? 👣 Time to solve this puzzling conundrum, folks! 😉🤔
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Why was the cafeteria clock always behind?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:58:59 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
🕒 Tick-tock, don't be blind! 🤔 Why was the cafeteria clock always behind? 😂 A riddle that'll blow your mind! 🧠💥 No time to waste, let's find! 🕵️♀️🔎
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What do you get when you throw a lot of books into the ocean?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:59:03 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
📚🌊 What do you get when you throw a lot of books into the ocean? 🤔 The tide of knowledge! 🌊📚
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Are turkey leftovers good for your health?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 16:01:38 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
🦃 Leftovers galore, it's time to play! Can gobbled turkey 🍗 make your health sway? This riddle's tricky, so gather your might, Guess the answer, and avoid a food fight! 🤔😄
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Why are fish so smart?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:58:58 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
Why do fish 🐠 love to swim in schools? 🏫 Because they know it's fintelligent! 🐟😄
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Which side of the turkey has the most feathers?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:58:41 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
🦃 Which side of the turkey has the most feathers? Let's unravel this feathered mystery and find out! 🤔
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Where’s a wall’s favorite place to meet his friends?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:58:43 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
🧱Where's a wall's favorite place to meet his friends?🧱 Hint: It's a spot where they can all 'hang' out and 'bricks' fly! 😄🏰
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