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Kilichotokea Baada ya mlevi na mchungaji kukutana
Updated at: 2023-04-29 22:53:22 (3 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
MCHUNGAJI; "Unakunywa bia!?
MLEVI; "Ndio.
MCHUNGAJI; "Kwa siku unakunywa bia ngapi!?
MLEVI; "Nakunywa bia tano!
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Angalia huyu mke wa mtu anavyojichanganya hadi kwa mme wake
Updated at: 2024-05-25 18:14:00 (2 years ago by SW - Melkisedeck Shine)
MUME: "Mke wangu nasikia John katembea na wake za watu wooote hapa mtaani kasoro mmoja tu!"
MKE: "Mmmh! basi huyo aliebaki atakuwa MAMA MBILINGE KISIKI, maana yule mama ndo ANAJIFANYAGA MGUMU sanaaa.!!"
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Hawa Machizi wamezidi sasa
Updated at: 2024-05-25 17:14:55 (2 years ago by SW - Melkisedeck Shine)
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Cheki wanachokisema vichaa baada ya kuona ndege inapita angani
Updated at: 2024-05-25 18:01:13 (2 years ago by SW - Melkisedeck Shine)
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Tofauti kati ya mwanamke na mwanamme
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Aina mojawapo ya watoto ambao ni hasara kuwa nao
Updated at: 2024-05-25 18:06:22 (2 years ago by SW - Melkisedeck Shine)
Alipelekwa Hospitali na baba yake, baada ya vipimo Doctor akawa anamuandikia dawa, baba yake akatoka nje kuongea na cm.
Mtoto akamwinamia Doctor na kusema kwa sauti ya chini:- "Doctor Kwenye dozi ya dawa niandikie na
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Balaa la mitoto isiyopenda shule
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Madhara ya kubeba nauli kamili tuu. Cheki kilichonipata
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Njia 3 rahisi za kuondoa kitambi
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Watu wana vimaneno
Updated at: 2024-05-25 17:47:12 (2 years ago by SW - Melkisedeck Shine)
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Angalia huyu secretary anavyomjibu bosi wake
Updated at: 2024-05-25 18:03:43 (2 years ago by SW - Melkisedeck Shine)
Boss mmoja aliingia kazini kwake kasahau kufunga zipu ya suruali yake sasa secretary wake akamfuata na mazungumzo yakawa hivi:
SECRETARY: Boss leo umesahau kufunga geti nyumbani kwako…
Boss akabaki anashangaa… Baadae wakati anakwenda chooni kujisaidia ile anataka kufungua zipu akaikuta iko wazi ndio akajua alichokuwa ameambiwa na Secretary wake.
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Kilichotokea baada ya kuzamia sherehe
Updated at: 2024-05-25 17:06:48 (2 years ago by SW - Melkisedeck Shine)
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Mume alichomjibu mchepuko wa mke wake
Updated at: 2024-05-25 17:04:12 (2 years ago by SW - Melkisedeck Shine)
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Eti kwani wewe ni turubali?
Updated at: 2024-05-25 17:07:29 (2 years ago by SW - Melkisedeck Shine)
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Unakumbuka hizi Sheria zetu za mpira utotoni?
Updated at: 2023-04-29 22:52:23 (3 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
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Huku ndiko kuumbuka bila chuki
Updated at: 2024-05-25 17:06:20 (2 years ago by SW - Melkisedeck Shine)
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Kilichompata huyu jamaa akiwa anaangalia mpira mechi kali na mke wake
Updated at: 2023-04-29 22:53:18 (3 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
WIFE: Baibie, yule ni nani? Ni Chris Brown??
HUSBAND: Yule ni Theo Walcott
WIFE: ile Yellow Card ni ya nini?
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Angalia uhuni wa huyu dereva
Updated at: 2024-05-25 18:03:22 (2 years ago by SW - Melkisedeck Shine)
Dereva alikamatwa kwa kosa la kusababisha ajari ya watu wa5 aliowagonga. Trafik akamuliza kwanin umewagonga awa watu? Jamaa akajibu,"nilikua mwendo wa kasi sana, alafu nimejaza abiria ndani, gari likawa linakuja mbele yangu nilipokanyaga breki zikakatika, sasa ningefanya nin?"
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Kiingereza kinashida kweli, Angalia alichokisema huyu mwalimu
Updated at: 2024-05-25 16:57:43 (2 years ago by SW - Melkisedeck Shine)
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Angalia kilichomkuta huyu msanii wa mziki na mashabiki wake
Updated at: 2024-05-25 18:07:14 (2 years ago by SW - Melkisedeck Shine)
Msanii mmoja anaitwa ''KINYA'' alikuwa ana perfom jukwaan..!!!
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Raha ya kuoa kijijini
Updated at: 2024-05-25 16:54:13 (2 years ago by SW - Melkisedeck Shine)
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Kilichompata sista duu bishoo wakati akijidai kununua pete
Updated at: 2024-05-25 18:01:40 (2 years ago by SW - Melkisedeck Shine)
Mwanamke mmoja aliingia duka la vito vya thamani, akaona pete moja ya dhahabu nzuri sana amabayo ilikuwa kwenye shelf ya chini, wakati anainama apate kuitazama vizuri kwa bahati mbaya (au nzuri!), shuzi likamtoka- druuuuuu,
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Usichokijua kuhusu sungura, panya na jamii yao
Updated at: 2024-05-25 17:02:59 (2 years ago by SW - Melkisedeck Shine)
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Kilichowakuta boss, mke wake na mfanyakazi wao
Updated at: 2024-05-25 18:06:47 (2 years ago by SW - Melkisedeck Shine)
Bakari ni house boy mara nyingi huiba wine ya boss wake na kisha kuongeza maji kwenye chupa ili boss asigundue.
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Angalia huyu mwalimu alichokifanya
Updated at: 2024-05-25 17:54:58 (2 years ago by SW - Melkisedeck Shine)
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Hizi sifa zimezidi sasa
Updated at: 2024-05-25 17:09:02 (2 years ago by SW - Melkisedeck Shine)
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Huyu traffic noma, kweli ulevi mbaya
Updated at: 2024-05-25 17:05:33 (2 years ago by SW - Melkisedeck Shine)
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Hii kazi kweli kweli, Ungekua wewe ungefanyaje?
Updated at: 2024-05-25 17:13:21 (2 years ago by SW - Melkisedeck Shine)
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Eti kupooza chai kwa kizungu inaitwaje?
Updated at: 2024-05-25 16:56:43 (2 years ago by SW - Melkisedeck Shine)
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Swali la kizushi kwa wadada wanaovaa mawigi
Updated at: 2024-05-25 16:52:18 (2 years ago by SW - Melkisedeck Shine)
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Analia kilichompata huyu jamaa baada ya kubadili jinsia yake kichawi
Updated at: 2024-05-25 18:05:32 (2 years ago by SW - Melkisedeck Shine)
Jamaa alimpa ujauzito mwanafunzi akashtakiwa kumbe yule jamaa ana bibi yake mtaalam wamambo yetu ya Jadi…
Jamaa akaongea na bibi yake amuwekee jinsia ya kike ili akashinde Mahakamani na akitoka arudishiwe mambo yake kama kawaida.
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Wasichana wa leo
Updated at: 2024-05-25 18:11:26 (2 years ago by SW - Melkisedeck Shine)
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