eBooks: 1000+ Vichekesho vipya: Vichekesho vya AckySHINE - Topic 10 - AckySHINE
Madhara ya kwenda baa na mke ndo kama haya
Updated at: 2024-05-25 18:13:34 (1 year ago by SW - Melkisedeck Shine)
Jamaa alienda Bar na mke wake wa ndoa wakakaa kwenye viti, wakati wanasubiri vinywaji akapita binti mmoja anayejiuza akamsogelea yule mke wa jamaa
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Dunia ina mambo, soma hii
Updated at: 2024-05-25 17:05:16 (1 year ago by SW - Melkisedeck Shine)
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Watu wana vimaneno
Updated at: 2024-05-25 17:47:12 (1 year ago by SW - Melkisedeck Shine)
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Kingereza sio mchezo, angalia huyu anavyojichanganya
Updated at: 2024-05-25 18:00:42 (1 year ago by SW - Melkisedeck Shine)
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Kilichompata huyu jamaa akiwa anaangalia mpira mechi kali na mke wake
Updated at: 2023-04-29 22:53:18 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
WIFE: Baibie, yule ni nani? Ni Chris Brown??
HUSBAND: Yule ni Theo Walcott
WIFE: ile Yellow Card ni ya nini?
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Angalia huyu mgeni anachokifanya, wageni wengine ni hatari
Updated at: 2024-05-25 18:03:06 (1 year ago by SW - Melkisedeck Shine)
Hata kama ni Mgeni this is too much.
Mwenyeji: Karibu mgeni karibu ukae,utapenda chai au soda?
Mgeni: Nipe nianze na soda wakati chai inachemka.
Mwenyeji: Utakunywa fanta au sprite?
Mgeni: Nipe fanta wakati sprite inapoa.
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Haya nayo ni maajabu mengine kwa wazazi wa mabinti
Updated at: 2024-05-25 16:58:11 (1 year ago by SW - Melkisedeck Shine)
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Vichekesho kumi bora vya leo vya kuvunja mbavu
Updated at: 2024-05-25 18:06:55 (1 year ago by SW - Melkisedeck Shine)
Taxi Mwanamke aliingia kwnye tax akiwa hana nguo,km alivyozaliwa!Dereva akawa anamshangaa,mwanamke akamuuliza hujawahi kuona uchi au! Dereva akajibu.ninachoshangaa c uchi wako,najiuliza pesa ya kunilipa utakuwa umeiweka wapi?
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Angalia huyu msichana alichonifanyia
Updated at: 2024-05-25 17:11:24 (1 year ago by SW - Melkisedeck Shine)
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Angalia huyu dada alivyoumbuka, Duh! Alijua haoni!!!
Updated at: 2024-05-25 18:11:06 (1 year ago by SW - Melkisedeck Shine)
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Soma hii, Nani haelewi kati ya hawa?
Updated at: 2023-04-29 22:52:19 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
Dogo: Bro naomba nitumie hela.
Bro: Tumia tu mpaka uchoke.
Dogo: Hujanielewa,nitumie hela.
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Angalia uhuni wa huyu dereva
Updated at: 2024-05-25 18:03:22 (1 year ago by SW - Melkisedeck Shine)
Dereva alikamatwa kwa kosa la kusababisha ajari ya watu wa5 aliowagonga. Trafik akamuliza kwanin umewagonga awa watu? Jamaa akajibu,"nilikua mwendo wa kasi sana, alafu nimejaza abiria ndani, gari likawa linakuja mbele yangu nilipokanyaga breki zikakatika, sasa ningefanya nin?"
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Soma huyu mtoto anachosema sasa, Ndoto za watoto bwana! Kazi ipo!
Updated at: 2023-04-29 22:53:28 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
Mwalimu aliingia darasani na kuwauliza wanafunzi juu ya ndoto zao za baadae.
MWAL: John we unataka ukiwa mkubwa uwe nani?
JOHN: Nataka niwe daktari wa moyo niwasaidie watanzania wanaougua magonjwa ya moyo.
MWAL: vizuri. Na wewe Rose unataka kuwa nani?
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Jamaa mpenda michepuko kapatikana
Updated at: 2024-05-25 17:13:28 (1 year ago by SW - Melkisedeck Shine)
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Angalia huyu demu alivyo mbulula
Updated at: 2024-05-25 18:03:52 (1 year ago by SW - Melkisedeck Shine)
Jamaa aliamua kumtoa demu wake out kwaajili ya chakula cha usiku kufika hotelini wakakaa mezani mhudumu akaja,
Mhudumu: kaka nikuhudumie nini,
Jamaa: afathal NILETEE MENU LISTI
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Maisha ya Pwani ni Shidaaaaah
Updated at: 2024-05-25 17:05:49 (1 year ago by SW - Melkisedeck Shine)
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Nimeitoa sehemu
Updated at: 2024-05-25 17:50:05 (1 year ago by SW - Melkisedeck Shine)
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Mipango ya mke na mume ya pasaka
Updated at: 2024-05-25 17:01:44 (1 year ago by SW - Melkisedeck Shine)
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Hii ndio maana ya Matatizo, usiombee hili likukute
Updated at: 2024-05-25 16:53:58 (1 year ago by SW - Melkisedeck Shine)
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Kilichotokea nikiiwa namsaidia mtoto home work
Updated at: 2024-05-25 17:08:07 (1 year ago by SW - Melkisedeck Shine)
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Angalia kilichotokea baada ya dogo kupewa ada na kuitumia kubeti
Updated at: 2024-05-25 17:10:08 (1 year ago by SW - Melkisedeck Shine)
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Wadada acheni hizo
Updated at: 2024-05-25 17:56:35 (1 year ago by SW - Melkisedeck Shine)
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Angalia jamaa alivyouweza huu mchepuko wake
Updated at: 2024-05-25 17:15:38 (1 year ago by SW - Melkisedeck Shine)
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Angalia hawa kina mama, ni shida..!
Updated at: 2024-05-25 18:10:22 (1 year ago by SW - Melkisedeck Shine)
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Haya ndiyo madhara ya kulala kanisani
Updated at: 2024-05-25 17:48:42 (1 year ago by SW - Melkisedeck Shine)
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Kilichotokea kwa binti na mvulana wake walipotaitishwa na baba yake msichana
Updated at: 2023-04-29 22:52:21 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
Msichana alikuwa amekaa na baba yake kibarazani, mara akamuona MVULANAfriend wake akija, yule mvulana alipokaribia tu, yule msichana akamwambai:
MSICHANA: Umekuja kuchukua kile kitabu chako, kinachoitwa "DADDY IS AT HOME?" by Ngozi Okafor
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Wasichana wa leo
Updated at: 2024-05-25 18:11:26 (1 year ago by SW - Melkisedeck Shine)
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Mume alichomjibu mchepuko wa mke wake
Updated at: 2024-05-25 17:04:12 (1 year ago by SW - Melkisedeck Shine)
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Kilichompata huyu anayependa kusoma SMS za watu kwenye daladala
Updated at: 2024-05-25 17:01:56 (1 year ago by SW - Melkisedeck Shine)
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Chezea paka wewe, Angalia kilichomkuta huyu na paka wake
Updated at: 2024-05-25 17:02:32 (1 year ago by SW - Melkisedeck Shine)
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Maajabu ya wananchi wa Tanzania, Je, wajua hili?
Updated at: 2024-05-25 17:50:32 (1 year ago by SW - Melkisedeck Shine)
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Wanaume ni noma, Angalia wanachokifanyaga wakimwona mwanamke
Updated at: 2024-05-25 16:59:33 (1 year ago by SW - Melkisedeck Shine)
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