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Updated at: 2024-05-25 18:03:52 (1 year ago by SW - Melkisedeck Shine)
Jamaa aliamua kumtoa demu wake out kwaajili ya chakula cha usiku kufika hotelini wakakaa mezani mhudumu akaja,
Mhudumu: kaka nikuhudumie nini,
Jamaa: afathal NILETEE MENU LISTI
Angalia hawa wadada walivyoumbuliwa, Huyu kasuku jeuri kweli
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Updated at: 2024-05-25 18:01:56 (1 year ago by SW - Melkisedeck Shine)
Kasuku alisimama mlango wa kuingia supermarket wakapita wanawake watatu akasema nyeupe, nyekundu, kijani. Wale wanawake wakatatizika baada ya mda wakajua ni chupi walizovaa. Wakasema basi kesho tubadilisheni. Siku ya pili wakapita tena kasuku akasema nyeusi, manjano, zambarau.
Kilichompata huyu jamaa mroho wa nyama, Hata kaa arudie tena
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Updated at: 2023-04-29 22:52:55 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
Jamaa kaenda kumtembelea rafiki yake Levi, kule sehemu za kwetu, akakaribishwa bonge ya ugali na nyama nyingi tu, wakati anakula akagundua kuwa shemeji yake, mke wa rafiki yake hali nyama;
JAMAA: Aise hili ni bonge ya lanchi hii, lakini Levi mbona
Kweli tamaa ni mbaya, mke wa mtu kaponzwa na tamaa, ndio basi tena
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Updated at: 2023-04-29 22:53:16 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
Jamaa kaenda kwa mke wa rafiki yake:
JAMAA: Shem nakupenda!
MKE: Hebu toka hapa! Je rafiki
yako akijua? tena koma!
JAMAA: Ntakupa milioni 1!
MKE: Basi njoo kesho mchana
mume wangu akiwa kazini!
Huyu mtoto kaongea point kweli, angalia anachomwambia baba yake
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Updated at: 2024-05-25 18:07:37 (1 year ago by SW - Melkisedeck Shine)
Mtoto alimwuuliza baba yake, Mtoto: Baba unaweza kumwachia hilo gari lako house boy/girl akaliendesha? Baba: siwezi kumwachia gari langu hili aliendeshe ni ghali sana. Mtoto: je mnaweza kumwachia chumba chenu house boy/girl kikiwa wazi na mkaenda kazini? Baba: haiwezekani kamwe kuna vitu vya gharama na pia heshima haitakuwepo.
