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Mtoto ni wa baba au wa mama? Angalia hoja za baba na mama kila mmoja anadai ni wake
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Updated at: 2024-05-25 18:04:02 (2 years ago by SW - Melkisedeck Shine)
Mtoto ni wa baba au wa mama?
Mume alimpa mkewe talaka wakaenda mahakamani ili hakimu aamue nani akae na mtoto.
MME: Akasimama akauliza hivi: Mheshimiwa hakimu hivi nikichukua ATM card nikaingiza kwenye mashine ikatoa pesa, sasa pesa zitakuwa ni za ATM au zakwangu?
Updated at: 2023-04-29 22:53:32 (3 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
Jamaa kaingia Bar; Jamaa: Muhudumu, nipe kinywaji na mpe kila mtu humu ndani kinywaji, maana wakati napata kinywaji lazima kila mtu apate kinywaji. Haraka sana muhudumu akagawa vinywaji,
Updated at: 2024-05-25 18:04:24 (2 years ago by SW - Melkisedeck Shine)
Dokta: Mama tumemchunguza mumeo kwa makini sana, jopo lote la madaktari tumekubaliana mumeo anahitaji mapumziko japo ya mwezi. Sasa tafadhali chukua hivi vidonge vya usingizi vitasaidia sana.
Kilichotokea kati ya mkaka na mdada walipokutana hotelini
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Updated at: 2024-05-25 18:08:53 (2 years ago by SW - Melkisedeck Shine)
Mkaka aliingia kwenye hoteli moja akaketi meza moja na mdada mrembo maarufu sana; MKAKA: Samahani dada sijui saa ngapi? MDADA: Nani kakwambia saa yangu ndio ya kuangalia kila mtu?
Hapo sasa patamu, cheki jamaa alivyowezwa na huyu dogo
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Updated at: 2024-05-25 18:13:40 (2 years ago by SW - Melkisedeck Shine)
Mfugaji mmoja alikwenda kwa mfugaji mwenzake (ambae pia ni bwana mifugo wa eneo lao) asubuhi moja. Alipobisha hodi mtoto wa kiume wa umri upatao miaka 12 akamfungulia mlango. Mazungumzo yafuatayo yakafuatia:
Hii ndio ndoto ya harusi ya kila msichana anayotamani
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Updated at: 2024-05-25 18:05:44 (2 years ago by SW - Melkisedeck Shine)
GIRL: Baby, hebu niambie harusi yetu itakuwaje?
BOY: Yaani hii haijawahi kushuhudiwa, ngoja nikupe kionjo kidogo tu
GIRL: Enhee…
BOY: Kwanza siku ya kupeleka mahari nitaswaga zizi zima la ng'ombe napeleka kwa babu yako
GIRL: Ooh baby u care..
Angalia haya mazungumzo ya msichana na mvulana, mapenzi ya ajabu haya
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Updated at: 2024-05-25 18:05:07 (2 years ago by SW - Melkisedeck Shine)
Demu: Hny mambo jamani!
Man: Safi nipe habari wangu wa moyo
Demu:Wafanya kazi gani vile wangu?
Man: Ni fundi wa kufunga ATM
Demu: Wow dont tel me i love you myn mwa mwa mwaaaaah
Huyu mwanamke ni noma cheki alichomwambia mme wake baada ya kumnunulia nguo za ndani
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Updated at: 2024-05-25 18:13:14 (2 years ago by SW - Melkisedeck Shine)
Mume kaingia duka la nguo na kamnunulia mke wake chupi dazeni moja zote za rangi nyeusi, akaenda kumzawadia. Mpenzi akashukuru lakini alipogundua kuwa zote ni nyeusi si akaropoka. MY HONEY: Sasa umeninunulia chupi zote nyeusi, sasa watu si watadhani nina chupi moja tu sibadili,
