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Dogo: mama hivi malaika si wanapaa? Mama: ndiyo wanapaa, kwanini umeniuliza hivyo? Dogo: nimesikia baba jana anamuita dada (housegir) malaika wangu, kwa hiyo nae atapaa?

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Baada ya kupanda daladala aina ya DSM kutoka Mbagala chalambe mpaka Mwenge na kulipa sh 500.Masai akachukua tax wakati wa kurudi.walipofika sasa shughuli ilikuwa hivi.

Masai: we dureva? Naulisa Ng'ombe na mbusi ipi ngali?
Dereva: Ni ng'ombe ghali Masai.

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Mke: mume wangu leo 2badilishe stail kwani nimechoka kla siku hiyo hiyo tu
Mme: kwel mke wang hata mimi nilikuwa nataka nikuambie hivyo hivyo

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Zuzu: Mambo Anna!
Anna: Poa!
Zuzu: Kuna kitu nataka nikuonyeshe…
Anna: Kitu gan?
Zuzu: Twende chumbani kwako (wakaenda)
Anna: Haya nionyeshe…

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Askari wametumwa nyumba iliyokuwa kuna ugomvi wakafika wakatakiwa kuripoti kwa njia ya simu juu ya walichokikuta ASKARI: Mkuu tumekuta mama mwenye nyumba kampiga mumewe chuma cha kichwa na kumuumiza vibaya sanaa

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Jamaa kaenda kwa mke wa rafiki yake: JAMAA: Shem nakupenda! MKE: Hebu toka hapa! Je rafiki yako akijua? tena koma! JAMAA: Ntakupa milioni 1! MKE: Basi njoo kesho mchana mume wangu akiwa kazini!

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Jamaa kaingia Bar;
Jamaa: Muhudumu, nipe kinywaji na mpe kila mtu humu ndani kinywaji, maana wakati napata kinywaji lazima kila mtu apate kinywaji. Haraka sana muhudumu akagawa vinywaji,

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Alipelekwa Hospitali na baba yake, baada ya vipimo Doctor akawa anamuandikia dawa, baba yake akatoka nje kuongea na cm. Mtoto akamwinamia Doctor na kusema kwa sauti ya chini:- "Doctor Kwenye dozi ya dawa niandikie na

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Huu usharobaro mwingine uchizi. Jamaa kamzimia demu kanisani,

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