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Huyu mke kwa kupenda hela! Cheki anachomwambia mume wake
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Updated at: 2024-05-25 18:02:40 (1 year ago by SW - Melkisedeck Shine)
Jamaa karudi toka kazini mpole na hana furaha!
MKE; Vipi leo mbona mpole?
MUME; Ofisi yetu imeungua na watu wote waliokuwemo wamekufa.
MKE; Ilikuaje wewe ukapona?
Updated at: 2024-05-25 18:04:54 (1 year ago by SW - Melkisedeck Shine)
Bangi si mchezo!
Jamaa kaikoleza si ikamtuma avue nguo!
Akavua nguo zote akaenda kwenye kioo, kujitazama akaona kama kavaa suti!
then akaenda kama alivyo zaliwa kwa masela wenzake akawauliza vp suti imenikaa? Mvuta bangi mwenzie akamwambia "imekutoa kinyama ila tai umeifunga chini sana".
Updated at: 2024-05-25 18:03:43 (1 year ago by SW - Melkisedeck Shine)
Boss mmoja aliingia kazini kwake kasahau kufunga zipu ya suruali yake sasa secretary wake akamfuata na mazungumzo yakawa hivi:
SECRETARY: Boss leo umesahau kufunga geti nyumbani kwako…
Boss akabaki anashangaa… Baadae wakati anakwenda chooni kujisaidia ile anataka kufungua zipu akaikuta iko wazi ndio akajua alichokuwa ameambiwa na Secretary wake.
Kilichotokea kati ya mkaka na mdada walipokutana hotelini
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Updated at: 2024-05-25 18:08:53 (1 year ago by SW - Melkisedeck Shine)
Mkaka aliingia kwenye hoteli moja akaketi meza moja na mdada mrembo maarufu sana; MKAKA: Samahani dada sijui saa ngapi? MDADA: Nani kakwambia saa yangu ndio ya kuangalia kila mtu?
Angalia hawa wadada walivyoumbuliwa, Huyu kasuku jeuri kweli
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Updated at: 2024-05-25 18:01:56 (1 year ago by SW - Melkisedeck Shine)
Kasuku alisimama mlango wa kuingia supermarket wakapita wanawake watatu akasema nyeupe, nyekundu, kijani. Wale wanawake wakatatizika baada ya mda wakajua ni chupi walizovaa. Wakasema basi kesho tubadilisheni. Siku ya pili wakapita tena kasuku akasema nyeusi, manjano, zambarau.
