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Alichofanya mke baada ya mme wake kupenda kumchunga sana
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Updated at: 2023-04-29 22:53:52 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
Alifanya hivi; Siku ya kwanza
MUME: Halooo vipi mke wangu salama weye?. MKE: Salama tu MUME: Uko wapi? MKE: Jamani si niko nyumbani MUME: Mhh kama kweli uko nyumbani washa blender nisikieβ¦..mkeΒ akawasha blender MKE: Umesikia? MUME: Okay haya mi natoka kazini naja
Updated at: 2023-04-29 22:53:32 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
Jamaa kaingia Bar; Jamaa: Muhudumu, nipe kinywaji na mpe kila mtu humu ndani kinywaji, maana wakati napata kinywaji lazima kila mtu apate kinywaji. Haraka sana muhudumu akagawa vinywaji,
Wachaga wana mambo mbele ya hela, angalia hii bili ilivyomchanganya MASSAWE
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Updated at: 2023-04-29 22:52:15 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
MASSAWE alienda na marafiki zake bar kunywa, baada ya kumaliza kutumia akaletewa bili kama ifuatavyo:
Manka 35,000
Marieta 20,000
Kekuu 30,000
Kitime 15,000
Updated at: 2024-05-25 18:03:43 (1 year ago by SW - Melkisedeck Shine)
Boss mmoja aliingia kazini kwake kasahau kufunga zipu ya suruali yake sasa secretary wake akamfuata na mazungumzo yakawa hivi:
SECRETARY: Boss leo umesahau kufunga geti nyumbani kwakoβ¦
Boss akabaki anashangaa⦠Baadae wakati anakwenda chooni kujisaidia ile anataka kufungua zipu akaikuta iko wazi ndio akajua alichokuwa ameambiwa na Secretary wake.