Hii ndio ndoto ya harusi ya kila msichana anayotamani

Date: December 25, 2020

Author: SW - Melkisedeck Shine

GIRL: Baby, hebu niambie harusi yetu itakuwaje? BOY: Yaani hii haijawahi kushuhudiwa, ngoja nikupe kionjo kidogo tu GIRL: Enhee… BOY: Kwanza siku ya kupeleka mahari nitaswaga zizi zima la ng'ombe napeleka kwa babu yako GIRL: Ooh baby u care.. BOY: Siyo hivyo tu, baba yako ntamnunulia Range Rover Sport na mama mkwe ntampa Range Rover Evoque GIRL: Baby u are awesome… BOY: Halagu mdogo wako wa kiume ntampa Prado Tx, na hapo nimesukutua tu mdomo sijaanza kula…. GIRL: Enhee…na sisi?? BOY: Sisi tutachukua mtaa mzima Oysterbay, kila wiki tutaishi nyumba tofauti Halafu siku ya harusi yetu tutakodi zile meli zinabeba makontena ndiyo iwe ukumbi wetu, itatupeleka hadi Maldives GIRL: Baby I love you BOY: Tukitoka hapo tunaenda honeymoon Bahamas….halafu tunaenda Taiwan shopping ya fenicha, kisha Japan shopping ua electronics, halafu tunaenda Dubai nikununulie vito vya thamani GIRL: Ooh my sweetheart…halafu tukitoka huko?? BOY: Tukitoka huko nachukua ndoo ya maji nakumwagia uzinduke usingizini na ndoto yako imeishia hapo

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Lucy Wangui (Guest) on July 22, 2024

😂 Siwezi kuacha kucheka na hii!

Guest (Guest) on September 28, 2025

Mkuu fundisana UTENGWE

Lydia Mahiga (Guest) on June 8, 2024

Hii imenipa kicheko cha siku! 😂😆

Sharon Kibiru (Guest) on May 17, 2024

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Jane Malecela (Guest) on April 28, 2024

Hii imenikumbusha kicheko cha zamani! 😂😅

Janet Sumari (Guest) on April 13, 2024

Hii ni dhahabu ya vichekesho! 😄

Frank Sokoine (Guest) on April 3, 2024

Hii ni joke ya kufurahisha sana! 👏😆

Janet Mbithe (Guest) on March 31, 2024

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James Malima (Guest) on March 21, 2024

Nimecheka hadi machozi yanatoka! 🤣😭

Faith Kariuki (Guest) on March 17, 2024

😄 Umeimaliza kabisa!

Samuel Were (Guest) on February 21, 2024

Napenda jinsi mnavyofikiria! 🤔😆

Guest (Guest) on October 13, 2025

Kweli mnakipaji

David Nyerere (Guest) on February 15, 2024

Nitaeleza hii kwa marafiki zangu bila shaka! 😄

Joseph Kiwanga (Guest) on February 12, 2024

😃 Hali imeboreshwa papo hapo!

Nancy Kabura (Guest) on February 1, 2024

😆 Bado nacheka!

Mwanaidi (Guest) on January 28, 2024

😅 Nilihitaji kicheko hicho!

Sarafina (Guest) on January 17, 2024

😂 Siwezi kuacha kucheka!

James Malima (Guest) on December 6, 2023

👏🤣😆😂

Lucy Mushi (Guest) on November 27, 2023

Hii imenibamba sana! 😂😅

Nora Lowassa (Guest) on October 13, 2023

🤣🤣👏😆

Francis Mtangi (Guest) on September 1, 2023

Hii ni bomba sana! 🤣👍

Thomas Mtaki (Guest) on August 11, 2023

😂 Nitaiiba hii bila shaka!

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🤣 Hii imenigonga vizuri!

Carol Nyakio (Guest) on July 23, 2023

Ucheshi wa hali ya juu! 😂👏

Charles Mchome (Guest) on July 18, 2023

😂 Nacheka hadi nalia!

Zakaria (Guest) on July 7, 2023

😂 Hii kichekesho imenifurahisha siku nzima!

Nora Kidata (Guest) on June 30, 2023

😆 Naihifadhi hii!

Richard Mulwa (Guest) on June 29, 2023

😆 Ninacheka sana sasa hivi!

Abdillah (Guest) on May 25, 2023

😅 Bado nacheka!

Victor Kimario (Guest) on May 14, 2023

Hii imenipa furaha ya siku! 😆👌

Sarah Mbise (Guest) on April 24, 2023

Ucheshi wenu ni wa hali ya juu sana! 👏😂

Lydia Mutheu (Guest) on March 26, 2023

🤣 Hii kichekesho ni nzuri sana!

Charles Mrope (Guest) on March 5, 2023

Huyu mtu ni mcheshi sana! 😂😂

Michael Mboya (Guest) on February 28, 2023

🤣😆😊😂

Majid (Guest) on February 22, 2023

😁 Kicheko bora ya siku!

Janet Mwikali (Guest) on February 16, 2023

Ucheshi wenu unanifurahisha sana! 😂👏

Ann Awino (Guest) on January 8, 2023

Hii imenikumbusha enzi zile! 😅😂

Andrew Mahiga (Guest) on December 27, 2022

Hii imenibamba sana! 😅🤣

James Mduma (Guest) on December 27, 2022

😂🤣😆

John Lissu (Guest) on December 27, 2022

😆😂😊

Andrew Mchome (Guest) on December 9, 2022

Hii ni ya kufurahisha! 😄😅

Victor Malima (Guest) on December 7, 2022

Kweli mna ucheshi wa hali ya juu sana! 👏😆

Binti (Guest) on November 25, 2022

😆 Ninaihifadhi kwa baadaye!

Dorothy Nkya (Guest) on November 19, 2022

Hii imenifurahisha hadi nacheka kwa sauti! 😂🤣

Betty Akinyi (Guest) on October 24, 2022

😁 Hakika hii ni kichekesho changu kipya!

Anna Malela (Guest) on October 20, 2022

😆😂👏

Martin Otieno (Guest) on October 10, 2022

😃 Hali imeboreshwa papo hapo!

Catherine Naliaka (Guest) on October 7, 2022

Hii imenifurahisha hadi ninacheka kwa sauti! 😄😅

Faiza (Guest) on September 20, 2022

Haha! Sijacheka hivi kwa muda mrefu! 🤣

Amani (Guest) on September 19, 2022

😄 Kali sana!

Anthony Kariuki (Guest) on September 3, 2022

Kweli mna ucheshi wa kipekee sana! 😄😂

Paul Kamau (Guest) on August 20, 2022

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David Musyoka (Guest) on August 10, 2022

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Peter Mbise (Guest) on June 17, 2022

Hii imenifurahisha hadi nacheka kwa sauti! 🤣😂

Irene Makena (Guest) on June 5, 2022

Hii ni kichekesho kali sana, ninashiriki na kila mtu! 😂

Nashon (Guest) on May 23, 2022

Hii ndio nilihitaji leo! Asante! 😜

Patrick Kidata (Guest) on May 11, 2022

Hii ni joke ya maana sana! 😂👌

Janet Sumari (Guest) on April 6, 2022

Kweli mnajua kuchekesha watu! 🤣😂

Stephen Kikwete (Guest) on March 16, 2022

Kweli mna ucheshi wa kipekee! 😂🤣

Maimuna (Guest) on January 24, 2022

Haha, hii ni kicheko bora zaidi nilichopata wiki hii! 😁

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Hii ndio ndoto ya harusi ya kila msichana anayotamani

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