Name her Patty! 🍔
Explanation: The hamburger named her daughter Patty, because Patty is a common term used to refer to the beef patty that goes inside a hamburger. It's a play on words that brings a smile to your face, imagining a hamburger giving birth to a little patty. 🍔😄
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😄 Nailed it!
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I had my patience tested. I’m negative. 😂⏳
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Haha, this joke is a keeper! 📌
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😆 That punchline was epic!
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