Name her Patty! π
Explanation: The hamburger named her daughter Patty, because Patty is a common term used to refer to the beef patty that goes inside a hamburger. It's a play on words that brings a smile to your face, imagining a hamburger giving birth to a little patty. ππ
Mtumwa (Guest) on September 22, 2024
Coffee: because adulting is hard. βπ¨βπΌ
Jane Muthui (Guest) on September 9, 2024
Iβve had my patience tested. Iβm negative. πβ³
Mwanakhamis (Guest) on August 6, 2024
I have a lot of growing up to do. I realized that the other day inside my fort. π°π€£
Warda (Guest) on August 4, 2024
If Monday had a face, Iβd punch it. π₯π
Mwinyi (Guest) on August 2, 2024
If stress burned calories, Iβd be a supermodel. π₯π
Rahim (Guest) on July 29, 2024
How does a penguin build its house? Igloos it together! π§π
Brian Karanja (Guest) on July 28, 2024
What do you call an owl that does magic? Hooo-dini! π¦π©
Ndoto (Guest) on July 11, 2024
Iβm definitely sharing this with my friends! π
Rahim (Guest) on July 5, 2024
I only know 25 letters of the alphabet. I donβt know Y. π π€
Rehema (Guest) on June 25, 2024
How do you tell a vampire has a cold? By his coffin! π§ββοΈπ€§
Mwajuma (Guest) on June 22, 2024
Classic! Iβm still laughing! π
Majid (Guest) on June 20, 2024
I finally figured out what I want to be when I get older... younger! ππΆ
Rukia (Guest) on June 19, 2024
Dieting is wishful shrinking. π©π
Kheri (Guest) on June 19, 2024
I put the 'pro' in procrastination. ππ΄
Nancy Komba (Guest) on June 19, 2024
π Nailed it!
Yusuf (Guest) on June 13, 2024
How do you know carrots are good for your eyes? Because you never see rabbits wearing glasses! π₯π°π
Dorothy Nkya (Guest) on June 9, 2024
Donβt give up on your dreams, keep sleeping! π΄π€
Ruth Kibona (Guest) on June 7, 2024
What do you call a group of musical whales? An orca-stra! ππ»
Catherine Mkumbo (Guest) on June 3, 2024
Why was the broom late for work? It swept in! π§Ήβ°
Asha (Guest) on May 28, 2024
Some days, I amaze myself. Other days, I trip over my own feet. π€¦ββοΈπ€£
Vincent Mwangangi (Guest) on May 20, 2024
I had my patience tested. Iβm negative. πβ³
Tabu (Guest) on May 19, 2024
I decided to take an aerobics class. I bent, twisted, gyrated, and jumped. And then I got stuck in my leotard. π©³π
Joseph Kitine (Guest) on May 17, 2024
Whatβs brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Poop! π©π€
Samuel Omondi (Guest) on April 22, 2024
Iβve started using my kids as weights. That counts as working out, right? ποΈββοΈπΆ
Rahma (Guest) on April 20, 2024
In my defense, I was left unsupervised. πββοΈπ
Anna Mchome (Guest) on April 11, 2024
I used to think I was indecisive, but now Iβm not so sure. π€·ββοΈπ
Rose Mwinuka (Guest) on April 6, 2024
Haha, this joke is a keeper! π
Mwanaisha (Guest) on April 6, 2024
Iβm on a 30-day diet. So far, Iβve lost 15 days. ποΈπ
Abdillah (Guest) on April 2, 2024
Whoever said laughter is the best medicine clearly hasnβt tried chocolate. π«π
Samson Mahiga (Guest) on March 30, 2024
How does a lion greet other animals? Pleased to eat you! π¦π½οΈ
James Kawawa (Guest) on March 24, 2024
π I canβt even breathe, so funny!
Lydia Wanyama (Guest) on March 19, 2024
Iβd agree with you but then weβd both be wrong. π€·ββοΈπ
Rahim (Guest) on February 14, 2024
What did the fish say when it hit the wall? Dam! π π§
Jacob Kiplangat (Guest) on February 13, 2024
Why did the tree go to the dentist? It needed a root canal! π³π¦·
Victor Mwalimu (Guest) on February 5, 2024
Running is great. Unless you faint. πββοΈπ₯΅
Omar (Guest) on January 31, 2024
How do you organize a space party? You planet! ππͺ
Mwajuma (Guest) on January 25, 2024
Whatβs a catβs favorite color? Purr-ple! π±π
Maimuna (Guest) on January 22, 2024
I love naps. Like, I literally love them. They make me feel better about wasting the day. π΄ποΈ
Zulekha (Guest) on January 17, 2024
Iβm writing a book. Iβve got the page numbers done. πβοΈ
Monica Lissu (Guest) on January 14, 2024
π That punchline was epic!
Patrick Kidata (Guest) on January 11, 2024
What do you get when you cross a sheep and a bee? Bah-humbug! ππ
Martin Otieno (Guest) on January 9, 2024
Whatβs a cowβs favorite place to go? The moo-vies! ππ₯
Rubea (Guest) on January 7, 2024
Why did the calendar go to therapy? It had too many dates! π ποΈ
Rukia (Guest) on December 28, 2023
Iβm not lazy, Iβm on energy-saving mode. π€π
Mary Kidata (Guest) on December 23, 2023
Why did the cookie go to the hospital? It felt crumby! πͺπ₯
Monica Lissu (Guest) on December 13, 2023
If we were on a sinking ship and there was only one life vest... I would miss you so much. π³οΈπ¦
Baridi (Guest) on December 10, 2023
I can resist anything except temptation. ππ
Elijah Mutua (Guest) on December 9, 2023
Some days I amaze myself. Other days, I put my keys in the fridge. ππ§
Abdillah (Guest) on November 26, 2023
A balanced diet means a cupcake in each hand. π§π€²
Mohamed (Guest) on November 15, 2023
Why are ghosts bad at lying? Because theyβre transparent! π»π€₯
Grace Mligo (Guest) on November 10, 2023
I finally figured out what I want to be when I grow up: a kid again. πΆπ€£
Habiba (Guest) on November 5, 2023
I love sleep because itβs like a time machine to breakfast. ποΈπ₯
Rose Waithera (Guest) on October 30, 2023
Why was the belt arrested? It held up a pair of pants! ππ¨
Omari (Guest) on October 28, 2023
Why do cows wear bells? Because their horns donβt work! ππ
Charles Wafula (Guest) on October 20, 2023
How do you throw a space party? You planet! πͺπ
Husna (Guest) on October 20, 2023
Why do elephants never use cell phones? Because they canβt fit them in their trunks! ππ±
Zakia (Guest) on October 18, 2023
I need a six-month vacation, twice a year. ποΈπ
Diana Mumbua (Guest) on October 13, 2023
Why canβt you trust stairs? Because theyβre always up to something! ππ€
Baridi (Guest) on October 13, 2023
Why did the man put his money in the freezer? He wanted cold hard cash! π΅βοΈ
Kheri (Guest) on October 11, 2023
If I had a dollar for every time I thought about eating, Iβd be rich... and probably still hungry. ππ΅