Name her Patty! ๐
Explanation: The hamburger named her daughter Patty, because Patty is a common term used to refer to the beef patty that goes inside a hamburger. It's a play on words that brings a smile to your face, imagining a hamburger giving birth to a little patty. ๐๐
Mtumwa (Guest) on September 22, 2024
Coffee: because adulting is hard. โ๐จโ๐ผ
Jane Muthui (Guest) on September 9, 2024
Iโve had my patience tested. Iโm negative. ๐โณ
Mwanakhamis (Guest) on August 6, 2024
I have a lot of growing up to do. I realized that the other day inside my fort. ๐ฐ๐คฃ
Warda (Guest) on August 4, 2024
If Monday had a face, Iโd punch it. ๐ฅ๐
Mwinyi (Guest) on August 2, 2024
If stress burned calories, Iโd be a supermodel. ๐ฅ๐
Rahim (Guest) on July 29, 2024
How does a penguin build its house? Igloos it together! ๐ง๐
Brian Karanja (Guest) on July 28, 2024
What do you call an owl that does magic? Hooo-dini! ๐ฆ๐ฉ
Ndoto (Guest) on July 11, 2024
Iโm definitely sharing this with my friends! ๐
Rahim (Guest) on July 5, 2024
I only know 25 letters of the alphabet. I donโt know Y. ๐ ๐ค
Rehema (Guest) on June 25, 2024
How do you tell a vampire has a cold? By his coffin! ๐งโโ๏ธ๐คง
Mwajuma (Guest) on June 22, 2024
Classic! Iโm still laughing! ๐
Majid (Guest) on June 20, 2024
I finally figured out what I want to be when I get older... younger! ๐๐ถ
Rukia (Guest) on June 19, 2024
Dieting is wishful shrinking. ๐ฉ๐
Kheri (Guest) on June 19, 2024
I put the 'pro' in procrastination. ๐๐ด
Nancy Komba (Guest) on June 19, 2024
๐ Nailed it!
Yusuf (Guest) on June 13, 2024
How do you know carrots are good for your eyes? Because you never see rabbits wearing glasses! ๐ฅ๐ฐ๐
Dorothy Nkya (Guest) on June 9, 2024
Donโt give up on your dreams, keep sleeping! ๐ด๐ค
Ruth Kibona (Guest) on June 7, 2024
What do you call a group of musical whales? An orca-stra! ๐๐ป
Catherine Mkumbo (Guest) on June 3, 2024
Why was the broom late for work? It swept in! ๐งนโฐ
Asha (Guest) on May 28, 2024
Some days, I amaze myself. Other days, I trip over my own feet. ๐คฆโโ๏ธ๐คฃ
Vincent Mwangangi (Guest) on May 20, 2024
I had my patience tested. Iโm negative. ๐โณ
Tabu (Guest) on May 19, 2024
I decided to take an aerobics class. I bent, twisted, gyrated, and jumped. And then I got stuck in my leotard. ๐ฉณ๐
Joseph Kitine (Guest) on May 17, 2024
Whatโs brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Poop! ๐ฉ๐ค
Samuel Omondi (Guest) on April 22, 2024
Iโve started using my kids as weights. That counts as working out, right? ๐๏ธโโ๏ธ๐ถ
Rahma (Guest) on April 20, 2024
In my defense, I was left unsupervised. ๐โโ๏ธ๐
Anna Mchome (Guest) on April 11, 2024
I used to think I was indecisive, but now Iโm not so sure. ๐คทโโ๏ธ๐
Rose Mwinuka (Guest) on April 6, 2024
Haha, this joke is a keeper! ๐
Mwanaisha (Guest) on April 6, 2024
Iโm on a 30-day diet. So far, Iโve lost 15 days. ๐๏ธ๐
Abdillah (Guest) on April 2, 2024
Whoever said laughter is the best medicine clearly hasnโt tried chocolate. ๐ซ๐
Samson Mahiga (Guest) on March 30, 2024
How does a lion greet other animals? Pleased to eat you! ๐ฆ๐ฝ๏ธ
James Kawawa (Guest) on March 24, 2024
๐ I canโt even breathe, so funny!
Lydia Wanyama (Guest) on March 19, 2024
Iโd agree with you but then weโd both be wrong. ๐คทโโ๏ธ๐
Rahim (Guest) on February 14, 2024
What did the fish say when it hit the wall? Dam! ๐ ๐ง
Jacob Kiplangat (Guest) on February 13, 2024
Why did the tree go to the dentist? It needed a root canal! ๐ณ๐ฆท
Victor Mwalimu (Guest) on February 5, 2024
Running is great. Unless you faint. ๐โโ๏ธ๐ฅต
Omar (Guest) on January 31, 2024
How do you organize a space party? You planet! ๐๐ช
Mwajuma (Guest) on January 25, 2024
Whatโs a catโs favorite color? Purr-ple! ๐ฑ๐
Maimuna (Guest) on January 22, 2024
I love naps. Like, I literally love them. They make me feel better about wasting the day. ๐ด๐๏ธ
Zulekha (Guest) on January 17, 2024
Iโm writing a book. Iโve got the page numbers done. ๐โ๏ธ
Monica Lissu (Guest) on January 14, 2024
๐ That punchline was epic!
Patrick Kidata (Guest) on January 11, 2024
What do you get when you cross a sheep and a bee? Bah-humbug! ๐๐
Martin Otieno (Guest) on January 9, 2024
Whatโs a cowโs favorite place to go? The moo-vies! ๐๐ฅ
Rubea (Guest) on January 7, 2024
Why did the calendar go to therapy? It had too many dates! ๐ ๐๏ธ
Rukia (Guest) on December 28, 2023
Iโm not lazy, Iโm on energy-saving mode. ๐ค๐
Mary Kidata (Guest) on December 23, 2023
Why did the cookie go to the hospital? It felt crumby! ๐ช๐ฅ
Monica Lissu (Guest) on December 13, 2023
If we were on a sinking ship and there was only one life vest... I would miss you so much. ๐ณ๏ธ๐ฆ
Baridi (Guest) on December 10, 2023
I can resist anything except temptation. ๐๐
Elijah Mutua (Guest) on December 9, 2023
Some days I amaze myself. Other days, I put my keys in the fridge. ๐๐ง
Abdillah (Guest) on November 26, 2023
A balanced diet means a cupcake in each hand. ๐ง๐คฒ
Mohamed (Guest) on November 15, 2023
Why are ghosts bad at lying? Because theyโre transparent! ๐ป๐คฅ
Grace Mligo (Guest) on November 10, 2023
I finally figured out what I want to be when I grow up: a kid again. ๐ถ๐คฃ
Habiba (Guest) on November 5, 2023
I love sleep because itโs like a time machine to breakfast. ๐๏ธ๐ฅ
Rose Waithera (Guest) on October 30, 2023
Why was the belt arrested? It held up a pair of pants! ๐๐จ
Omari (Guest) on October 28, 2023
Why do cows wear bells? Because their horns donโt work! ๐๐
Charles Wafula (Guest) on October 20, 2023
How do you throw a space party? You planet! ๐ช๐
Husna (Guest) on October 20, 2023
Why do elephants never use cell phones? Because they canโt fit them in their trunks! ๐๐ฑ
Zakia (Guest) on October 18, 2023
I need a six-month vacation, twice a year. ๐๏ธ๐
Diana Mumbua (Guest) on October 13, 2023
Why canโt you trust stairs? Because theyโre always up to something! ๐๐ค
Baridi (Guest) on October 13, 2023
Why did the man put his money in the freezer? He wanted cold hard cash! ๐ตโ๏ธ
Kheri (Guest) on October 11, 2023
If I had a dollar for every time I thought about eating, Iโd be rich... and probably still hungry. ๐๐ต