Short Answer: They all know how to "split" and make impressive "peels"! 🍌🤸♀️
Explanation: Gymnasts, acrobats, and bananas have one hilarious thing in common: their ability to split! While gymnasts and acrobats are known for their amazing split moves, bananas have their own version of a "split" when their peel opens up. It's a funny way to connect these seemingly unrelated things with a dash of humor and a playful emoji to add a cherry on top! 🍒
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I finally figured out what I want to be when I get older... younger! 😆👶
Frank Macha (Guest) on August 19, 2024
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Agnes Njeri (Guest) on August 15, 2024
I can’t cook, but I can follow directions—so if I fail, it’s the recipe’s fault. 🍳🤷♂️
Robert Ndunguru (Guest) on August 14, 2024
I love deadlines. I love the whooshing noise they make as they go by. ⏳🏃♂️
Khalifa (Guest) on August 2, 2024
What’s the best way to watch a fly fishing tournament? Live stream! 🎣📺
Jamal (Guest) on July 25, 2024
I’m sorry, did I roll my eyes out loud? 🙄💬
Monica Adhiambo (Guest) on July 22, 2024
I'm not short. I'm just concentrated awesome! 👌😂
Peter Mbise (Guest) on July 16, 2024
The best part of going to work is coming back home. 🏡💼
Salma (Guest) on July 11, 2024
Why did the teddy bear skip dessert? Because it was stuffed! 🧸🍰
Robert Ndunguru (Guest) on July 2, 2024
😂 I’m completely obsessed with this!
Ndoto (Guest) on July 2, 2024
Running is great. Unless you faint. 🏃♀️🥵
Grace Mushi (Guest) on July 1, 2024
If Monday had a face, I’d punch it. 🥊📆
Leila (Guest) on July 1, 2024
😁 This is gold!
Richard Mulwa (Guest) on June 29, 2024
What did the grape say when it got stepped on? Nothing, it just let out a little wine! 🍇🍷
Halima (Guest) on June 15, 2024
What’s a frog’s favorite candy? Lollihops! 🐸🍭
Monica Lissu (Guest) on June 13, 2024
😄 Perfect joke!
Mariam (Guest) on June 6, 2024
Why did the man put his money in the blender? He wanted to make some liquid assets! 💸🍹
Mwanaisha (Guest) on June 4, 2024
I’m reading a book on anti-gravity. It’s impossible to put down! 📖😆
Rose Lowassa (Guest) on June 3, 2024
I used to have superpowers, but my therapist took them away. 🦸♀️😅
Alice Mrema (Guest) on June 2, 2024
😂 Can't stop laughing!
Leila (Guest) on June 1, 2024
Classic! I’m still laughing! 😄
Kheri (Guest) on May 28, 2024
Why couldn’t the bicycle stand up by itself? It was two-tired! 🚲😅
Mohamed (Guest) on May 26, 2024
My goal this weekend is to move just enough so people know I’m not dead. 🛋️😂
Betty Akinyi (Guest) on May 26, 2024
🤣 This one got me good!
Mwanahawa (Guest) on May 24, 2024
Why did the smartphone need glasses? It lost all its contacts! 📱👓
Lydia Mahiga (Guest) on May 7, 2024
I’m not clumsy. It’s just the floor hates me, the tables and chairs are bullies, and the walls get in my way. 😖🛋️
Tabu (Guest) on May 4, 2024
Exercise? I thought you said extra fries! 🍟🏋️♀️
Paul Kamau (Guest) on April 21, 2024
Why did the baker go to therapy? He had too much on his plate! 🍰🛋️
Zuhura (Guest) on April 20, 2024
This is the kind of joke you don’t forget! 😂
Salma (Guest) on April 19, 2024
Why did the fisherman put peanut butter into the sea? To go with the jellyfish! 🥜🐙
Salma (Guest) on April 16, 2024
😄 You got me good!
Fredrick Mutiso (Guest) on April 15, 2024
I love deadlines. I love the whooshing noise they make as they go by. ⏳🏃♂️
Anna Mchome (Guest) on April 11, 2024
Why did the cat sit on the computer? To keep an eye on the mouse! 🐱🖱️
Paul Kamau (Guest) on April 10, 2024
I always arrive late at the office, but I make up for it by leaving early. ⏰💼
Kassim (Guest) on March 30, 2024
I think my guardian angel drinks. 😇🍷
Mzee (Guest) on March 29, 2024
Life is too short to remove USB safely. 🔌💻
Fredrick Mutiso (Guest) on March 25, 2024
Why did the robot go on vacation? It needed to recharge! 🤖🔌
Zainab (Guest) on March 24, 2024
😆 Totally hilarious!
Lucy Kimotho (Guest) on March 16, 2024
😅 I’m still laughing!
Faith Kariuki (Guest) on March 11, 2024
My diet for today: 1% food, 99% excuses. 🍩🙃
Nancy Kawawa (Guest) on March 10, 2024
They say 'don’t try this at home,' so I’m coming over to your house to try it. 🚶♂️🏡
Stephen Mushi (Guest) on March 4, 2024
What do you call a skeleton who won't work? Lazy bones! 💀😴
Zainab (Guest) on February 26, 2024
I run like the winded. 🏃♀️😮💨
Nasra (Guest) on February 10, 2024
I thought I wanted a career, turns out I just wanted paychecks. 💼💸
Kijakazi (Guest) on February 7, 2024
Doing nothing is hard, you never know when you're done. 😴
Nasra (Guest) on February 6, 2024
I don’t care what the question is. The answer is pizza. 🍕🤤
Ahmed (Guest) on February 4, 2024
If Monday had a face, I’d punch it. 🥊📅
John Mwangi (Guest) on January 25, 2024
😅 I’m still cracking up!
Omar (Guest) on January 10, 2024
The first five days after the weekend are always the hardest. 😅🏖️
Charles Mrope (Guest) on January 9, 2024
My wife told me to stop impersonating a flamingo. I had to put my foot down. 🦩😂
Khamis (Guest) on December 24, 2023
What did the grape do when it got stepped on? Nothing but let out a little wine! 🍇🍷
Kazija (Guest) on December 21, 2023
In my defense, I was left unsupervised. 🙆♂️😂
Mwanaidha (Guest) on December 10, 2023
What did the digital clock say to the grandfather clock? Look, no hands! ⏱️🙌
Henry Mollel (Guest) on December 9, 2023
Why did the bicycle fall over? It was two-tired! 🚴♀️😴
Latifa (Guest) on December 2, 2023
I wish everything was as easy as getting fat. 🍔😆
Shamim (Guest) on November 19, 2023
What do you call a magic dog? A labracadabrador! 🐕✨
David Nyerere (Guest) on November 10, 2023
You know you’re getting old when your candles cost more than your cake. 🎂🔥
Mwinyi (Guest) on October 26, 2023
Dear sleep, I’m sorry we broke up this morning. I want you back! 😴💔