Question/Riddle: What did the baker say to his wife?
Answer: "Honey, I'm kneading you!"
Explanation: The answer is a play on words, using the term "kneading" which is a technique bakers use to mix dough, but here it's used to indicate affection towards his wife. It's meant to be funny because it adds a touch of silliness to their relationship. The use of the emoji 🥖 can further enhance the humor by representing the baker's profession and the delicious bread he bakes.
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🤣 Pure genius!
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Haha, this joke is a keeper! 📌
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😆 Saving this one!
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