What did the monster ask his sweetheart?

Jafari (Guest) on April 24, 2016

It’s not that I’m lazy, I’m just highly motivated to do nothing. 🛋️😂

John Lissu (Guest) on April 10, 2016

I am not lazy, I am on power-saving mode. ⚡😌

Rose Kiwanga (Guest) on April 6, 2016

Why do soccer players do well in school? Because they know how to use their heads! ⚽🧠

Nuru (Guest) on April 4, 2016

😄 Totally didn’t see that coming!

Safiya (Guest) on March 23, 2016

This joke is a keeper for sure! 😁

Benjamin Kibicho (Guest) on March 5, 2016

What kind of shoes do ninjas wear? Sneakers! 🥷👟

Sekela (Guest) on February 12, 2016

Why don’t vampires like garlic? It’s a pain in the neck! 🧛‍♂️🧄

Binti (Guest) on February 4, 2016

If at first, you don’t succeed, try doing it the way your mom told you in the beginning. 👩‍👧🤷‍♂️

Mchuma (Guest) on January 30, 2016

Why did the computer go to the doctor? Because it had a virus! 🖥️🤒

George Mallya (Guest) on January 17, 2016

I have to exercise early in the morning before my brain figures out what I’m doing. 🏃‍♂️😴

Zawadi (Guest) on January 15, 2016

😅 I’m still laughing!

Amani (Guest) on January 4, 2016

I don’t know how to act my age because I’ve never been this age before. 🤔🎂

George Ndungu (Guest) on December 23, 2015

Why did the chicken join a band? Because it had the drumsticks! 🐔🥁

Mwafirika (Guest) on December 20, 2015

Why don’t we tell secrets in a cornfield? Too many ears! 🌽👂

Lucy Kimotho (Guest) on December 17, 2015

How do bees get to school? By school buzz! 🐝🚌

Charles Mboje (Guest) on December 17, 2015

I hate when I’m singing a song and the artist gets the words wrong. 🎤🤷‍♀️

Fatuma (Guest) on December 12, 2015

Why couldn’t the bicycle stand up by itself? It was two-tired! 🚲😅

David Chacha (Guest) on December 7, 2015

😆 I’m still laughing, can’t stop!

Grace Njuguna (Guest) on December 3, 2015

I had my patience tested. I’m negative. 😂⏳

Maulid (Guest) on December 2, 2015

😁 This is gold!

George Ndungu (Guest) on November 30, 2015

😂 I’m sending this to everyone I know!

Jane Muthoni (Guest) on November 18, 2015

Why did the coffee file a police report? It got mugged! ☕🚔

Joy Wacera (Guest) on October 26, 2015

Why do fish live in saltwater? Because pepper makes them sneeze! 🐟🌊

Mwakisu (Guest) on October 26, 2015

Why did the smartphone need glasses? It lost all its contacts! 📱👓

Sekela (Guest) on October 6, 2015

😄 You totally won the internet today!

Maneno (Guest) on October 4, 2015

What’s brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Poop! 💩🎤

Sarah Achieng (Guest) on October 1, 2015

How do trees access the internet? They log in! 🌲💻

Khamis (Guest) on September 29, 2015

😂 Can’t wait to share this!

Nora Lowassa (Guest) on September 23, 2015

How do you stop a bull from charging? Cancel its credit card! 🐃💳

Joseph Mallya (Guest) on September 21, 2015

Sometimes I wake up grumpy; other times I let her sleep. 😡🛌

Paul Ndomba (Guest) on September 18, 2015

Why did the watch break up with the clock? It found someone better for the time being! ⏰💔

David Kawawa (Guest) on September 17, 2015

What did the traffic light say to the car? Don’t look, I’m changing! 🚦🚗

Raha (Guest) on September 17, 2015

I need a six-month vacation, twice a year. 🏝️🕶️

Benjamin Masanja (Guest) on September 16, 2015

I love long walks, especially when they’re taken by people who annoy me. 🚶‍♂️😜

Janet Wambura (Guest) on September 1, 2015

If you think nobody cares if you’re alive, try missing a couple of car payments. 🚗💵

Michael Onyango (Guest) on August 11, 2015

Why are skeletons so calm? Nothing gets under their skin! 💀😌

Ahmed (Guest) on August 4, 2015

I’d rather be someone’s shot of whiskey than everyone’s cup of tea. 🥃☕

Victor Malima (Guest) on August 2, 2015

Why can’t you trust stairs? Because they’re always up to something! 🛗🤔

Nashon (Guest) on July 27, 2015

Some days, I amaze myself. Other days, I look for my phone while I’m talking on it. 📱🤦‍♀️

Nancy Kabura (Guest) on July 27, 2015

🤣 Didn’t see it coming!

Diana Mumbua (Guest) on July 24, 2015

Why did the golfer bring extra socks? In case he got a hole in one! 🧦⛳

Kassim (Guest) on July 24, 2015

😆 Bookmarking this!

Alice Jebet (Guest) on July 15, 2015

Chocolate is the answer. Who cares what the question is? 🍫❓

Rahma (Guest) on July 11, 2015

Why did the calendar go to therapy? It had too many dates! 📅🛋️

James Malima (Guest) on July 2, 2015

What do you call a sleeping bull? A bulldozer! 🐂💤

Zainab (Guest) on July 2, 2015

How do you make holy water? You boil the hell out of it! 💧🔥

Sarah Achieng (Guest) on June 30, 2015

What did the judge say when the skunk walked into the court? Odor in the court! 🦨⚖️

Salma (Guest) on June 22, 2015

A day without sunshine is like, you know, night. 🌞🌙

Anthony Kariuki (Guest) on June 17, 2015

😂 Gotta save this!

Abdillah (Guest) on June 11, 2015

😃 Instant mood boost!

Nancy Kawawa (Guest) on June 5, 2015

I love my six-pack so much, I protect it with a layer of fat. 🧍‍♂️🍔

Rahim (Guest) on June 1, 2015

If you can’t handle me at my worst, just wait. It gets worse. 😂🤯

Nashon (Guest) on May 30, 2015

Why did the robot go on vacation? It needed to recharge! 🤖🔌

Ruth Mtangi (Guest) on May 11, 2015

Why do seagulls fly over the sea? Because if they flew over the bay, they’d be bagels! 🥯🌊

Mwanajuma (Guest) on May 6, 2015

😂 This is a keeper!

Jacob Kiplangat (Guest) on April 28, 2015

Some people just need a high-five. In the face. With a chair. 🪑✋

Elizabeth Malima (Guest) on April 27, 2015

Haha, this joke is a keeper! 📌

Kazija (Guest) on April 23, 2015

What do you call an illegally parked frog? Toad! 🐸🚗

Jane Muthui (Guest) on April 23, 2015

Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing! 🍅👗

Lydia Wanyama (Guest) on April 13, 2015

🤣 That punchline was unexpected!