Tabu (Guest) on March 16, 2016

😅 Needed this laugh, thanks!

Joyce Mussa (Guest) on March 6, 2016

What did one ocean say to the other? Nothing, they just waved! 🌊👋

David Kawawa (Guest) on February 22, 2016

I wish I was a kid again so everyone would be proud of me for taking a nap. 🛌😴

Charles Mchome (Guest) on February 22, 2016

I dusted once. It came back. I’m not falling for that again. 🧹😆

Mwajabu (Guest) on February 20, 2016

😄 Nailed it!

Mariam Kawawa (Guest) on February 20, 2016

I am one step away from being rich, all I need now is money. 💵🚶‍♂️

Lydia Mahiga (Guest) on February 6, 2016

Haha, this joke is a keeper! 📌

Sekela (Guest) on January 23, 2016

I used to think I was indecisive, but now I’m not so sure. 🤷‍♂️😅

Lydia Mahiga (Guest) on January 22, 2016

Who needs a superhero when you have a mom? 🦸‍♀️❤️

Omar (Guest) on January 14, 2016

If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you. 🪂🤣

James Malima (Guest) on January 2, 2016

Why don’t sharks eat clowns? Because they taste funny! 🦈🤡

Elizabeth Mrema (Guest) on December 31, 2015

Why don’t some fish play piano? Because you can’t tuna fish! 🐟🎹

George Mallya (Guest) on December 29, 2015

Why don’t skeletons fight each other? They don’t have the guts. 💀🥋

Fadhili (Guest) on December 19, 2015

I need a six-month vacation, twice a year. 🏝️😅

Alice Mrema (Guest) on December 9, 2015

I have a love-hate relationship with Mondays. I love to hate them. 😡📅

Francis Mtangi (Guest) on December 5, 2015

I put my phone in airplane mode, but it’s not flying! ✈️📱

Mwanakhamis (Guest) on November 29, 2015

I don’t procrastinate; I reschedule. 🗓️😜

Mgeni (Guest) on November 20, 2015

I used to think I was indecisive, but now I’m not too sure. 🤷‍♀️

Henry Mollel (Guest) on November 18, 2015

What’s the hardest part about skydiving? The ground! 🪂🌍

Simon Kiprono (Guest) on November 17, 2015

Thanks Ackyshine

Abdillah (Guest) on November 17, 2015

😁 This is an absolute gem of a joke!

Patrick Akech (Guest) on November 13, 2015

How do you make a squid laugh? With ten-tickles! 🦑😂

Zawadi (Guest) on November 9, 2015

I’m writing a book. I’ve got the page numbers done. 📚😆

Mary Njeri (Guest) on November 1, 2015

My house was clean last week. Sorry you missed it. 🏡🙃

John Mushi (Guest) on October 25, 2015

Why was the math teacher always so suspicious? She knew something didn’t add up! ➕🤨

David Ochieng (Guest) on October 3, 2015

I don’t know how to act my age because I’ve never been this age before. 🤔🎂

Robert Okello (Guest) on September 15, 2015

I would lose weight, but I don’t like losing. 🏋️‍♂️😆

Hashim (Guest) on September 9, 2015

I followed my heart, and it led me to the fridge. 💖🍕

Frank Macha (Guest) on September 9, 2015

How do trees access the internet? They log in! 🌲💻

Lydia Mutheu (Guest) on September 6, 2015

Doing nothing is hard, you never know when you're done. 😴

Stephen Kangethe (Guest) on August 19, 2015

I don’t need an inspirational quote, I need coffee. ☕📖

Josephine Nekesa (Guest) on August 17, 2015

I don't trip over things; I do random gravity checks. 🌍😅

Abubakar (Guest) on August 17, 2015

Why did the cat sit on the computer? To keep an eye on the mouse! 🐱🖱️

Kassim (Guest) on August 8, 2015

I haven’t lost my mind. It’s backed up on a hard drive somewhere. 💾🤯

Stephen Amollo (Guest) on August 7, 2015

I’m not saying I’m Batman, but you’ve never seen us in the same room together. 🦸‍♂️🦇

Peter Tibaijuka (Guest) on August 3, 2015

Why did the baker go to therapy? He had too much on his plate! 🍰🛋️

Muslima (Guest) on August 2, 2015

I’m multitasking: I can listen, ignore, and forget all at the same time. 🎧🤔

Stephen Kikwete (Guest) on July 28, 2015

I love sarcasm. It’s like punching people in the face, but with words. 👊💬

Zulekha (Guest) on July 21, 2015

I don't need anger management. I need people to stop annoying me! 😡🛑

Alice Wanjiru (Guest) on July 14, 2015

Why don’t koalas make great detectives? They’re terrible at following koal-ifications! 🐨🕵️‍♂️

Anna Mahiga (Guest) on July 4, 2015

I smile because I don’t know what’s going on. 😁🤷‍♂️

Zainab (Guest) on July 2, 2015

Why do seagulls fly over the sea? Because if they flew over the bay, they’d be bagels! 🥯🌊

Fatuma (Guest) on June 30, 2015

I told my wife she should embrace her mistakes. She gave me a hug. 💑🤣

Philip Nyaga (Guest) on June 30, 2015

Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes. 🙄👨‍💼

Ibrahim (Guest) on June 16, 2015

Sarcasm is the body’s natural defense against stupidity. 😜🛡️

Salma (Guest) on June 8, 2015

Sarcasm is my love language. 💬😏

Maida (Guest) on June 5, 2015

Why do elephants never use cell phones? Because they can’t fit them in their trunks! 🐘📱

Lucy Wangui (Guest) on June 1, 2015

This joke is too funny, I’m sharing it with everyone! 😂

Robert Ndunguru (Guest) on May 29, 2015

What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire? Frostbite! ⛄🧛‍♂️

Juma (Guest) on May 29, 2015

The first five days after the weekend are always the hardest. 😅🏖️

Patrick Akech (Guest) on May 20, 2015

I'm not great at advice. Can I interest you in a sarcastic comment? 😏🤔

Yusra (Guest) on May 10, 2015

What did one hat say to the other? You stay here, I’ll go on ahead! 🎩🏃‍♂️

Mary Kidata (Guest) on April 27, 2015

Why did the banana go to the doctor? It wasn’t peeling well! 🍌🤒

Moses Kipkemboi (Guest) on April 25, 2015

Why do chickens sit on eggs? Because they don’t have chairs! 🐔🥚

Mariam Hassan (Guest) on April 24, 2015

🤣 This joke is just too good!

Neema (Guest) on April 22, 2015

Don’t give up on your dreams, keep sleeping! 😴💤

Yusra (Guest) on April 8, 2015

How does a lion greet other animals? Pleased to eat you! 🦁🍽️

David Kawawa (Guest) on March 27, 2015

What kind of car does a sheep drive? A lamborghini! 🐑🚗

Zainab (Guest) on March 26, 2015

There’s no 'we' in fries. 🍟🚫

Juma (Guest) on March 23, 2015

My alone time is for everyone’s safety. 🚷😅