Short Answer: "You're looking sharp today! 🥄💁♂️🔪"
Explanation: In this funny response, the spoon is complimenting the knife by saying that it looks sharp. However, the wordplay here is that the spoon is also referring to the knife's physical appearance as well as its cutting ability. The use of the emoji adds a playful and cheerful touch to the response, making it even more enjoyable.
Tabu (Guest) on March 16, 2016
😅 Needed this laugh, thanks!
Joyce Mussa (Guest) on March 6, 2016
What did one ocean say to the other? Nothing, they just waved! 🌊👋
David Kawawa (Guest) on February 22, 2016
I wish I was a kid again so everyone would be proud of me for taking a nap. 🛌😴
Charles Mchome (Guest) on February 22, 2016
I dusted once. It came back. I’m not falling for that again. 🧹😆
Mwajabu (Guest) on February 20, 2016
😄 Nailed it!
Mariam Kawawa (Guest) on February 20, 2016
I am one step away from being rich, all I need now is money. 💵🚶♂️
Lydia Mahiga (Guest) on February 6, 2016
Haha, this joke is a keeper! 📌
Sekela (Guest) on January 23, 2016
I used to think I was indecisive, but now I’m not so sure. 🤷♂️😅
Lydia Mahiga (Guest) on January 22, 2016
Who needs a superhero when you have a mom? 🦸♀️❤️
Omar (Guest) on January 14, 2016
If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you. 🪂🤣
James Malima (Guest) on January 2, 2016
Why don’t sharks eat clowns? Because they taste funny! 🦈🤡
Elizabeth Mrema (Guest) on December 31, 2015
Why don’t some fish play piano? Because you can’t tuna fish! 🐟🎹
George Mallya (Guest) on December 29, 2015
Why don’t skeletons fight each other? They don’t have the guts. 💀🥋
Fadhili (Guest) on December 19, 2015
I need a six-month vacation, twice a year. 🏝️😅
Alice Mrema (Guest) on December 9, 2015
I have a love-hate relationship with Mondays. I love to hate them. 😡📅
Francis Mtangi (Guest) on December 5, 2015
I put my phone in airplane mode, but it’s not flying! ✈️📱
Mwanakhamis (Guest) on November 29, 2015
I don’t procrastinate; I reschedule. 🗓️😜
Mgeni (Guest) on November 20, 2015
I used to think I was indecisive, but now I’m not too sure. 🤷♀️
Henry Mollel (Guest) on November 18, 2015
What’s the hardest part about skydiving? The ground! 🪂🌍
Simon Kiprono (Guest) on November 17, 2015
Thanks Ackyshine
Abdillah (Guest) on November 17, 2015
😁 This is an absolute gem of a joke!
Patrick Akech (Guest) on November 13, 2015
How do you make a squid laugh? With ten-tickles! 🦑😂
Zawadi (Guest) on November 9, 2015
I’m writing a book. I’ve got the page numbers done. 📚😆
Mary Njeri (Guest) on November 1, 2015
My house was clean last week. Sorry you missed it. 🏡🙃
John Mushi (Guest) on October 25, 2015
Why was the math teacher always so suspicious? She knew something didn’t add up! ➕🤨
David Ochieng (Guest) on October 3, 2015
I don’t know how to act my age because I’ve never been this age before. 🤔🎂
Robert Okello (Guest) on September 15, 2015
I would lose weight, but I don’t like losing. 🏋️♂️😆
Hashim (Guest) on September 9, 2015
I followed my heart, and it led me to the fridge. 💖🍕
Frank Macha (Guest) on September 9, 2015
How do trees access the internet? They log in! 🌲💻
Lydia Mutheu (Guest) on September 6, 2015
Doing nothing is hard, you never know when you're done. 😴
Stephen Kangethe (Guest) on August 19, 2015
I don’t need an inspirational quote, I need coffee. ☕📖
Josephine Nekesa (Guest) on August 17, 2015
I don't trip over things; I do random gravity checks. 🌍😅
Abubakar (Guest) on August 17, 2015
Why did the cat sit on the computer? To keep an eye on the mouse! 🐱🖱️
Kassim (Guest) on August 8, 2015
I haven’t lost my mind. It’s backed up on a hard drive somewhere. 💾🤯
Stephen Amollo (Guest) on August 7, 2015
I’m not saying I’m Batman, but you’ve never seen us in the same room together. 🦸♂️🦇
Peter Tibaijuka (Guest) on August 3, 2015
Why did the baker go to therapy? He had too much on his plate! 🍰🛋️
Muslima (Guest) on August 2, 2015
I’m multitasking: I can listen, ignore, and forget all at the same time. 🎧🤔
Stephen Kikwete (Guest) on July 28, 2015
I love sarcasm. It’s like punching people in the face, but with words. 👊💬
Zulekha (Guest) on July 21, 2015
I don't need anger management. I need people to stop annoying me! 😡🛑
Alice Wanjiru (Guest) on July 14, 2015
Why don’t koalas make great detectives? They’re terrible at following koal-ifications! 🐨🕵️♂️
Anna Mahiga (Guest) on July 4, 2015
I smile because I don’t know what’s going on. 😁🤷♂️
Zainab (Guest) on July 2, 2015
Why do seagulls fly over the sea? Because if they flew over the bay, they’d be bagels! 🥯🌊
Fatuma (Guest) on June 30, 2015
I told my wife she should embrace her mistakes. She gave me a hug. 💑🤣
Philip Nyaga (Guest) on June 30, 2015
Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes. 🙄👨💼
Ibrahim (Guest) on June 16, 2015
Sarcasm is the body’s natural defense against stupidity. 😜🛡️
Salma (Guest) on June 8, 2015
Sarcasm is my love language. 💬😏
Maida (Guest) on June 5, 2015
Why do elephants never use cell phones? Because they can’t fit them in their trunks! 🐘📱
Lucy Wangui (Guest) on June 1, 2015
This joke is too funny, I’m sharing it with everyone! 😂
Robert Ndunguru (Guest) on May 29, 2015
What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire? Frostbite! ⛄🧛♂️
Juma (Guest) on May 29, 2015
The first five days after the weekend are always the hardest. 😅🏖️
Patrick Akech (Guest) on May 20, 2015
I'm not great at advice. Can I interest you in a sarcastic comment? 😏🤔
Yusra (Guest) on May 10, 2015
What did one hat say to the other? You stay here, I’ll go on ahead! 🎩🏃♂️
Mary Kidata (Guest) on April 27, 2015
Why did the banana go to the doctor? It wasn’t peeling well! 🍌🤒
Moses Kipkemboi (Guest) on April 25, 2015
Why do chickens sit on eggs? Because they don’t have chairs! 🐔🥚
Mariam Hassan (Guest) on April 24, 2015
🤣 This joke is just too good!
Neema (Guest) on April 22, 2015
Don’t give up on your dreams, keep sleeping! 😴💤
Yusra (Guest) on April 8, 2015
How does a lion greet other animals? Pleased to eat you! 🦁🍽️
David Kawawa (Guest) on March 27, 2015
What kind of car does a sheep drive? A lamborghini! 🐑🚗
Zainab (Guest) on March 26, 2015
There’s no 'we' in fries. 🍟🚫
Juma (Guest) on March 23, 2015
My alone time is for everyone’s safety. 🚷😅