What lies at the bottom of the ocean and worries? A nervous wreck! π
Explanation: This answer plays with the phrase "nervous wreck," which typically means someone who is extremely anxious or worried. By adding a touch of wordplay, we imagine a literal shipwreck at the bottom of the ocean that is feeling nervous. Using the emoji π adds a fun and lighthearted touch, as if the nervous wreck is hiding from its worries. Overall, the answer combines humor, imagination, and a pun to create a cheerful and creative response.
Hashim (Guest) on March 22, 2016
Iβm on a roll today. I ate 12 rolls. ππ
Kenneth Murithi (Guest) on March 20, 2016
I have too many apps on my phone, but thereβs no app to keep track of them. π±π
Halima (Guest) on March 10, 2016
I love work; it fascinates me. I can sit and watch it for hours. π»ποΈ
Irene Akoth (Guest) on March 4, 2016
You know youβre lazy when you get excited about canceling plans. ποΈπ
Husna (Guest) on March 1, 2016
I'm not really lazy. I'm just on my energy-saving mode. π‘π΄
Ann Awino (Guest) on February 18, 2016
What did the fish say when it hit the wall? Dam! π π§
Michael Onyango (Guest) on February 9, 2016
Life is too short to be serious all the time. So, if you canβt laugh at yourself, call meβIβll laugh at you. ππ
Paul Ndomba (Guest) on February 6, 2016
What does a skeleton order at a restaurant? Spare ribs! ππ
Samuel Were (Guest) on January 31, 2016
Why was the belt arrested? It held up a pair of pants! ππ¨
Anna Mchome (Guest) on January 29, 2016
I love you more than coffee, but please donβt make me prove it. ββ€οΈ
Moses Mwita (Guest) on January 20, 2016
π Definitely my new go-to joke!
Susan Wangari (Guest) on January 18, 2016
Why did the cat sit on the computer? To keep an eye on the mouse! π±π±οΈ
Salima (Guest) on December 28, 2015
I followed my heart, and it led me to the fridge. ππ
Nicholas Wanjohi (Guest) on December 24, 2015
My idea of housework is to sweep the room with a glance. ππ§Ή
Violet Mumo (Guest) on December 18, 2015
Iβm not bossy, I just know what you should be doing. ππ©βπΌ
Ndoto (Guest) on December 15, 2015
Iβm multitasking: I can listen, ignore, and forget all at the same time. π§ π§
Yusra (Guest) on December 11, 2015
Sarcasm is my love language. π¬π
Leila (Guest) on December 8, 2015
I always arrive late at the office, but I make up for it by leaving early. β°πΌ
Ramadhan (Guest) on November 29, 2015
This is the kind of joke you donβt forget! π
Zakaria (Guest) on November 27, 2015
π€£ This oneβs fire!
Ann Awino (Guest) on November 23, 2015
Why do we press harder on the remote when the batteries are dying? πΊπ
Mwajuma (Guest) on November 22, 2015
How does a dog stop a video? He presses the paws button! πβΈοΈ
Hamida (Guest) on November 2, 2015
I'm not lazy; Iβm just highly motivated to do nothing. ποΈπ
Charles Mchome (Guest) on October 27, 2015
I am one step away from being rich, all I need now is money. π΅πΆββοΈ
Jamila (Guest) on October 26, 2015
Whatβs a pirateβs favorite letter? You think itβs R, but it be the C! π΄ββ οΈπ
Nancy Akumu (Guest) on October 22, 2015
π I need to save this one forever!
Zuhura (Guest) on October 9, 2015
I put my phone in airplane mode, but itβs not flying! βοΈπ±
David Ochieng (Guest) on October 6, 2015
Why do bananas wear sunscreen? Because they peel! ππ
Nasra (Guest) on September 25, 2015
What do you call a pig that does karate? A pork chop! π·π₯
Abdullah (Guest) on September 5, 2015
π Best laugh of the day!
John Mushi (Guest) on August 25, 2015
I am on a 30-day diet. So far, Iβve lost 15 days. π π
Rabia (Guest) on August 20, 2015
Donβt you hate it when someone answers their own questions? I do. π€π¬
Janet Mbithe (Guest) on August 10, 2015
What did the baby corn say to the mama corn? Whereβs popcorn? π½πΏ
John Mwangi (Guest) on August 4, 2015
π Pure comedy gold!
Bakari (Guest) on August 3, 2015
Why donβt we ever see the headline 'Psychic Wins Lottery'? π±π°
Kiza (Guest) on July 25, 2015
If I won the award for laziness, I would send someone to pick it up for me. ππ΄
Maimuna (Guest) on July 21, 2015
If you can't remember my name, just say 'coffee,' and I'll turn around. βπββοΈ
Joyce Mussa (Guest) on July 17, 2015
Why did the frog sit on the computer? To hop on the internet! πΈπ»
Mwanaidha (Guest) on July 13, 2015
Some days, I amaze myself. Other days, I look for my phone while Iβm talking on it. π±π€¦ββοΈ
Fadhila (Guest) on July 11, 2015
Why donβt you write with a broken pencil? Because itβs pointless! βοΈπ
Rubea (Guest) on July 7, 2015
Why did I wake up tired? I went to bed tired. ππ΄
Victor Sokoine (Guest) on July 2, 2015
Why canβt you trust stairs? Because theyβre always up to something! ππ€
Peter Mbise (Guest) on June 28, 2015
Iβve started using my kids as weights. That counts as working out, right? ποΈββοΈπΆ
Salum (Guest) on June 26, 2015
π Canβt wait to share this!
Henry Sokoine (Guest) on June 16, 2015
I put the 'pro' in procrastination. ππ΄
Moses Kipkemboi (Guest) on June 5, 2015
I think my guardian angel drinks. ππ·
Victor Mwalimu (Guest) on June 5, 2015
I thought growing old would take longer. ππ΅
Zakia (Guest) on June 4, 2015
Thereβs no 'we' in fries. ππ€¨
Salum (Guest) on May 25, 2015
Why did the phone break up with the charger? It couldnβt handle the power struggle! π±π
Mwanaidi (Guest) on May 23, 2015
Iβm definitely sharing this with my friends! π
Fatuma (Guest) on May 19, 2015
What kind of haircuts do bees get? Buzz cuts! πβοΈ
Selemani (Guest) on May 7, 2015
I don't sweatβI sparkle! β¨π
Umi (Guest) on April 25, 2015
π Iβm still cracking up!
Michael Onyango (Guest) on April 20, 2015
Whatβs brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Poop! π©π€
Lucy Kimotho (Guest) on April 19, 2015
π Rolling on the floor!
Samuel Omondi (Guest) on April 16, 2015
I love sarcasm. Itβs like punching people in the face, but with words. ππ¬
Victor Malima (Guest) on April 13, 2015
What did the duck say when it bought a snack? Put it on my bill! π¦πΏ
Nchi (Guest) on April 1, 2015
What kind of dinosaur loves to sleep? A stega-snore-us! π¦π΄
Fatuma (Guest) on March 31, 2015
I donβt have a bucket list, but my fucket list is a mile long. π€·ββοΈπ
Elizabeth Mrema (Guest) on March 29, 2015
What do you call cheese that isnβt yours? Nacho cheese! π§π€£