What’s a cat’s favorite nursery rhyme?

Arifa (Guest) on March 2, 2016

What do you call a pile of cats? A meow-ntain! 🐱⛰️

Zuhura (Guest) on February 28, 2016

How do you organize a space party? You planet! 🌌🪐

Biashara (Guest) on February 17, 2016

If at first, you don’t succeed, then skydiving definitely isn’t for you. 🪂❌

Furaha (Guest) on February 9, 2016

I love you more than coffee, but please don’t make me prove it. ☕❤️

Halima (Guest) on January 19, 2016

My idea of housework is to sweep the room with a glance. 👀🧹

David Nyerere (Guest) on January 15, 2016

😂 I haven’t laughed this hard in a while!

Francis Njeru (Guest) on January 14, 2016

Why don’t basketball players ever go on vacation? They’re afraid of traveling! 🏀✈️

Irene Akoth (Guest) on January 14, 2016

I smile because I don’t know what’s going on. 😁🤷‍♂️

Nancy Akumu (Guest) on January 12, 2016

Why do bananas wear sunscreen? Because they peel! 🍌🌞

Charles Wafula (Guest) on January 11, 2016

What do you call a sleeping bull? A bulldozer! 🐂💤

Kassim (Guest) on January 11, 2016

Why don’t you write with a broken pencil? Because it’s pointless! ✏️😜

Raha (Guest) on December 24, 2015

If I won the award for laziness, I would send someone to pick it up for me. 🏆😴

Lucy Kimotho (Guest) on December 16, 2015

I can’t wait to tell this joke at my next party! 🎉

David Kawawa (Guest) on December 16, 2015

I need six months of vacation, twice a year. 🏖️😂

John Malisa (Guest) on December 13, 2015

Thanks Ackyshine

Andrew Odhiambo (Guest) on November 23, 2015

Why don’t mountains get cold in the winter? They wear snowcaps! 🏔️❄️

Athumani (Guest) on November 16, 2015

😂 I need to save this one forever!

Mwanajuma (Guest) on November 16, 2015

Why buy it for $7 when you can make it yourself with $92 worth of craft supplies? ✂️🧵

Grace Wairimu (Guest) on November 11, 2015

I could give up chocolate, but I’m not a quitter. 🍫💪

Mariam Hassan (Guest) on November 9, 2015

I needed this laugh, thanks for sharing! 😅

Mwalimu (Guest) on November 3, 2015

😄 What a joke!

Issa (Guest) on October 29, 2015

😁 This is gold!

Michael Onyango (Guest) on October 12, 2015

Do I have a date tonight? Yes! April 24th. Does that count? 📅😆

Robert Ndunguru (Guest) on October 11, 2015

🤣 Didn’t see it coming!

Esther Cheruiyot (Guest) on October 11, 2015

How do trees access the internet? They log in! 🌲💻

Edward Chepkoech (Guest) on October 10, 2015

How do you make holy water? You boil the hell out of it! 💧🔥

Shamim (Guest) on October 2, 2015

Why do fish always know how much they weigh? Because they have their own scales! 🐟⚖️

Omar (Guest) on September 30, 2015

What’s a witch’s favorite subject in school? Spelling! 🧙‍♀️📖

Francis Njeru (Guest) on September 22, 2015

What’s a cat’s favorite color? Purr-ple! 🐱💜

Abubakari (Guest) on September 19, 2015

Why did the cookie go to the hospital? It felt crumby! 🍪🏥

Mjaka (Guest) on September 10, 2015

I thought growing old would take longer. 😄👵

Josephine (Guest) on September 10, 2015

Why are fish so smart? Because they live in schools! 🐠🏫

Mary Kidata (Guest) on September 10, 2015

I can’t believe how funny this is! 😂

Nora Lowassa (Guest) on September 9, 2015

How does a polar bear build its house? Igloos it together! 🐻‍❄️🏠

Joseph Kawawa (Guest) on August 26, 2015

How do bees get to school? By school buzz! 🐝🚌

Nancy Kabura (Guest) on August 12, 2015

I’ve reached the age where my train of thought often leaves the station without me. 🚉🤔

Betty Cheruiyot (Guest) on August 11, 2015

I love long walks, especially when they’re taken by people who annoy me. 🚶‍♂️😜

Kazija (Guest) on July 31, 2015

I was having a bad day until I read this! 😅

Elizabeth Mrema (Guest) on July 29, 2015

I’m still laughing, that was too good! 🤣

Ann Wambui (Guest) on July 28, 2015

Life is short. Smile while you still have teeth. 😁🦷

Joyce Mussa (Guest) on July 19, 2015

What kind of dog can tell time? A watch dog! 🐕⏰

Abubakari (Guest) on July 17, 2015

I always carry a pen in my pocket, just in case someone gives me their autograph... on a check. ✍️💰

Nancy Komba (Guest) on July 16, 2015

😆 Still cracking up!

Margaret Anyango (Guest) on July 10, 2015

Why do they call it beauty sleep when you wake up looking like a troll? 🛏️🧌

George Ndungu (Guest) on July 3, 2015

I don’t go crazy. I am crazy. I just go normal from time to time. 🤯😜

Dorothy Nkya (Guest) on June 15, 2015

🤣 Sharing this right now!

Edward Chepkoech (Guest) on June 13, 2015

Why did the man put his money in the blender? He wanted to make some liquid assets! 💸🍹

Joyce Nkya (Guest) on June 12, 2015

If at first, you don’t succeed, try doing it the way your mom told you in the beginning. 👩‍👧🤷‍♂️

John Kamande (Guest) on June 3, 2015

My wife told me to stop impersonating a flamingo. I had to put my foot down. 🦩😂

Lydia Mutheu (Guest) on May 31, 2015

I have too many apps on my phone, but there’s no app to keep track of them. 📱😆

Maida (Guest) on May 28, 2015

I'm just a girl, standing in front of a salad, asking it to be a donut. 🥗🍩

Mwinyi (Guest) on May 23, 2015

What did the farmer say after losing his tractor? Where’s my tractor? 🚜🤷‍♂️

Ibrahim (Guest) on May 19, 2015

They say 'don’t try this at home,' so I’m coming over to your house to try it. 🚶‍♂️🏡

Fadhila (Guest) on May 6, 2015

I always arrive late at the office, but I make up for it by leaving early. ⏰💼

Alice Mwikali (Guest) on May 5, 2015

I’m not shy. I’m holding back my awesomeness so I don’t intimidate you. 🦸‍♂️😎

Fatuma (Guest) on April 28, 2015

Why can’t you trust stairs? Because they’re always up to something! 🛗🤔

Anna Kibwana (Guest) on April 27, 2015

Why don’t we tell secrets in a cornfield? Too many ears! 🌽👂

Mwanaidi (Guest) on April 20, 2015

What’s a vampire’s favorite fruit? A blood orange! 🧛‍♂️🍊

Salum (Guest) on April 13, 2015

I’m reading a book on anti-gravity. It’s impossible to put down! 📖😆

Mary Kidata (Guest) on April 12, 2015

Life is too short to remove USB safely. 🔌💻