Short Answer: "Meow, Meow, Little Mouse!" 😸🐭
Explanation: A cat's favorite nursery rhyme would most likely be one that involves a mouse, as cats are notorious for their love of chasing mice. So, the rhyme "Meow, Meow, Little Mouse!" is a funny and fitting choice as it incorporates the sound cats make (meow) and their favorite prey (a little mouse). It's sure to make any cat paw-sitively delighted! 😄🎶
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😂 I need to save this one forever!
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I needed this laugh, thanks for sharing! 😅
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😁 This is gold!
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🤣 Didn’t see it coming!
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I thought growing old would take longer. 😄👵
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I was having a bad day until I read this! 😅
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I’m still laughing, that was too good! 🤣
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