A ghost's favorite room in the house is 👻the living room!👻 Explanation: Because ghosts are "living" in the afterlife, their favorite room would naturally be the living room! Plus, it's a play on words that adds a fun and lighthearted twist to the spooky nature of ghosts. So, whenever you hear strange noises or feel a chill in the living room, it's just your ghostly friends having a ghostly good time! 😄🏠
Nancy Kabura (Guest) on January 18, 2016
Why fall in love when you can fall asleep? 🛌💤
Elizabeth Malima (Guest) on January 3, 2016
Classic! I’m still laughing! 😄
Grace Mligo (Guest) on December 28, 2015
😅 I’m still chuckling at this!
Nassor (Guest) on December 27, 2015
Why did the teddy bear skip dessert? Because it was stuffed! 🧸🍰
Mtumwa (Guest) on December 24, 2015
I love my six-pack so much, I protect it with a layer of fat. 🧍♂️🍔
Robert Okello (Guest) on December 21, 2015
What kind of shoes do ninjas wear? Sneakers! 🥷👟
Hellen Nduta (Guest) on December 21, 2015
I like long walks, especially when they’re taken by people who annoy me. 🚶♂️😜
Abubakari (Guest) on December 20, 2015
😆 I’m bookmarking this for later!
Alice Jebet (Guest) on December 16, 2015
Sleep is my drug... my bed is my dealer, and my alarm clock is the police. 🛏️😴
David Kawawa (Guest) on December 15, 2015
Why was the math teacher always so suspicious? She knew something didn’t add up! ➕🤨
Elizabeth Malima (Guest) on November 29, 2015
Why did the electrician break up with the light bulb? It was too high-maintenance! 💡💔
Asha (Guest) on November 25, 2015
What do you call a snowman’s dog? A slush puppy! ⛄🐕
Catherine Mkumbo (Guest) on November 1, 2015
What did one wall say to the other? Meet you at the corner! 🧱😎
Khatib (Guest) on October 10, 2015
I’ve learned so much from my mistakes, I’m thinking of making a few more. 🙈😜
Peter Tibaijuka (Guest) on September 29, 2015
I wonder how many calories I burn by jumping to conclusions. 🤔🤸♂️
Nuru (Guest) on September 22, 2015
If I won the award for laziness, I would send someone to pick it up for me. 🏆😴
Elijah Mutua (Guest) on September 14, 2015
I don’t make mistakes. I date them. 💔😂
Hashim (Guest) on September 12, 2015
The first five days after the weekend are always the hardest. 😅🏖️
Charles Mchome (Guest) on September 10, 2015
😆 That punchline!
Wilson Ombati (Guest) on September 7, 2015
😄 You got me good!
Tambwe (Guest) on September 5, 2015
What did the judge say when the skunk walked into the court? Odor in the court! 🦨⚖️
Ruth Wanjiku (Guest) on September 3, 2015
😁 Best laugh of the day!
Edwin Ndambuki (Guest) on August 19, 2015
My wife told me to stop impersonating a flamingo. I had to put my foot down. 🦩😂
Irene Akoth (Guest) on August 5, 2015
I love long walks, especially when they’re taken by people who annoy me. 🚶♂️😜
Nchi (Guest) on August 5, 2015
What’s brown and sticky? A stick! 🌿😂
Andrew Odhiambo (Guest) on August 1, 2015
What’s Beethoven’s favorite fruit? Ba-na-na-na! 🎹🍌
Joseph Kitine (Guest) on July 31, 2015
I hate when I’m singing a song and the artist gets the words wrong. 🎤🤷♀️
Nancy Komba (Guest) on July 29, 2015
My alone time is for everyone’s safety. 🚷😅
Irene Akoth (Guest) on July 28, 2015
Why don’t koalas make great detectives? They’re terrible at following koal-ifications! 🐨🕵️♂️
Elizabeth Mrema (Guest) on July 24, 2015
I was having a bad day until I read this! 😅
Neema (Guest) on July 21, 2015
What did one hat say to the other? You stay here, I’ll go on ahead! 🎩🏃♂️
Abubakari (Guest) on July 11, 2015
If you think nothing is impossible, try slamming a revolving door. 🚪😆
Joseph Mallya (Guest) on July 10, 2015
I'm not lazy, I'm on energy-saving mode. ⚡😴
Nuru (Guest) on June 26, 2015
😂 This joke just made my day!
Peter Tibaijuka (Guest) on June 23, 2015
Wine is to women as duct tape is to men—it fixes everything. 🍷😂
Grace Wairimu (Guest) on June 22, 2015
What did the traffic light say to the car? Don’t look, I’m changing! 🚦🚗
James Mduma (Guest) on June 21, 2015
I'm on a whiskey diet. I've lost three days already. 🥃🕰️
Mwajuma (Guest) on June 12, 2015
I love work; it fascinates me. I can sit and watch it for hours. 💻🛋️
Issack (Guest) on June 7, 2015
😂 I can't stop laughing at this one!
Mwanaisha (Guest) on June 4, 2015
How do trees access the internet? They log in! 🌲💻
Joyce Mussa (Guest) on June 1, 2015
My hobbies include eating and complaining that I’m gaining weight. 🍔📏
Sarah Achieng (Guest) on May 28, 2015
I’m multitasking: I can listen, ignore, and forget all at the same time. 🧠🎧
Joy Wacera (Guest) on May 23, 2015
How do you stop a bull from charging? Cancel its credit card! 🐃💳
Neema (Guest) on May 17, 2015
😂 I’m dying!
Samson Mahiga (Guest) on May 13, 2015
Laziness is nothing more than the habit of resting before you get tired. 😴💤
John Mwangi (Guest) on May 9, 2015
What do you call a pile of cats? A meow-ntain! 🐱⛰️
Kahina (Guest) on May 8, 2015
Absolutely hilarious! Can’t get enough! 😂
Martin Otieno (Guest) on May 7, 2015
I'm not really lazy. I'm just on my energy-saving mode. 💡😴
Richard Mulwa (Guest) on May 7, 2015
Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field! 🌾🏅
Fatuma (Guest) on May 6, 2015
I’m not late. I’m just very early for tomorrow. ⏰😂
Rose Lowassa (Guest) on May 3, 2015
Some people are like clouds. When they disappear, it’s a beautiful day. ☁️😎
Selemani (Guest) on April 24, 2015
😄 What a joke!
Mchawi (Guest) on April 14, 2015
I finally figured out what I want to be when I grow up: a kid again. 👶🤣
Maulid (Guest) on April 8, 2015
😂 I can’t stop laughing!
Rose Lowassa (Guest) on April 7, 2015
What do you call an alligator in a vest? An investigator! 🐊🕵️♂️
Zulekha (Guest) on April 4, 2015
Why don’t skeletons fight each other? They don’t have the guts! 🦴😂
Betty Cheruiyot (Guest) on April 3, 2015
What did the baby corn say to the mama corn? Where’s popcorn? 🌽🍿
James Kimani (Guest) on March 31, 2015
I’m not lazy, I’m on energy-saving mode. 💤🔋
Francis Mtangi (Guest) on March 30, 2015
What kind of dog can tell time? A watch dog! 🐕⏰
Rukia (Guest) on March 22, 2015
If stress burned calories, I’d be a supermodel. 🔥😅