Polar "Bear"ctica! ❄️🐻
Explanation: Polar bears vote in "Bear"ctica because it's their icy homeland where they chill out and make important decisions. Just like us humans have our own countries to cast our votes, polar bears have their very own polar bear version of a voting place! 🗳️😄
Anna Mahiga (Guest) on January 31, 2016
I’m not bossy, I just have better ideas. 💡😎
Khalifa (Guest) on January 29, 2016
How does a dog stop a video? He presses the paws button! 🐕⏸️
Robert Ndunguru (Guest) on January 26, 2016
😅 I had to share this with everyone!
Baraka (Guest) on January 24, 2016
If life gives you lemons, freeze them and throw them at people who are annoying. 🍋😂
Elizabeth Mrope (Guest) on January 14, 2016
I hate when I’m singing a song and the artist gets the words wrong. 🎤🤷♀️
Nassar (Guest) on January 11, 2016
I’m writing a book. I’ve got the page numbers done. 📚😆
Athumani (Guest) on January 5, 2016
What did one hat say to the other? You stay here, I’ll go on ahead! 🎩🏃♂️
Anna Sumari (Guest) on December 29, 2015
Why did the farmer win the lottery? Because he was outstanding in his field! 🌾💵
James Mduma (Guest) on December 20, 2015
How do you tell a vampire has a cold? By his coffin! 🧛♂️🤧
Elijah Mutua (Guest) on December 14, 2015
What’s a frog’s favorite candy? Lollihops! 🐸🍭
Fatuma (Guest) on November 25, 2015
I wish I was a kid again so everyone would be proud of me for taking a nap. 🛌😴
Ramadhan (Guest) on November 25, 2015
😁 Definitely my new go-to joke!
Mohamed (Guest) on November 19, 2015
A balanced diet means a cupcake in each hand. 🧁🤲
Shamim (Guest) on November 9, 2015
It’s okay if you don’t like me. Not everyone has good taste. 😜😎
Sharifa (Guest) on October 30, 2015
What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire? Frostbite! ⛄🧛♂️
Mwachumu (Guest) on October 29, 2015
I like long walks, especially when they’re taken by people who annoy me. 🚶♂️😜
Irene Akoth (Guest) on October 23, 2015
What do you call a snowman’s dog? A slush puppy! ⛄🐕
Janet Sumaye (Guest) on October 17, 2015
I can’t wait to tell this joke at my next party! 🎉
George Ndungu (Guest) on October 14, 2015
I put my phone in airplane mode, but it’s not flying! ✈️📱
Samuel Were (Guest) on October 1, 2015
Classic! I’m still laughing! 😄
Farida (Guest) on September 28, 2015
I don’t understand why people say hurtful things like 'I don’t even know you.' We’ve been Facebook friends for two years! 📱😆
Susan Wangari (Guest) on September 15, 2015
I’m not late. I’m just very early for tomorrow. ⏰😂
Paul Kamau (Guest) on September 13, 2015
😂 Can't stop laughing!
Edward Lowassa (Guest) on September 10, 2015
Why was the belt arrested? It held up a pair of pants! 👖🚨
James Kimani (Guest) on September 7, 2015
I hate when I’m singing along to a song and the artist gets the words wrong. 🎤🎶
Fatuma (Guest) on August 28, 2015
Why do they call it beauty sleep when you wake up looking like a troll? 🛏️🧌
Anna Malela (Guest) on August 27, 2015
My dream job would be the karma delivery person. 🚚😈
John Malisa (Guest) on August 18, 2015
I can’t believe I forgot to go to the gym today. That’s seven years in a row now. 🏋️♂️😆
Lucy Mahiga (Guest) on August 14, 2015
I’m not clumsy. It’s just the floor hates me, the tables and chairs are bullies, and the walls get in my way. 😖🛋️
Athumani (Guest) on August 9, 2015
😄 Perfect joke!
Jabir (Guest) on August 4, 2015
Why did the banana go to the doctor? It wasn’t peeling well! 🍌🤒
Farida (Guest) on August 1, 2015
Why did the golfer bring extra socks? In case he got a hole in one! 🧦⛳
Ruth Mtangi (Guest) on July 26, 2015
My life feels like a test I didn’t study for. 📝🤯
Fatuma (Guest) on July 24, 2015
My bank account is like a waterfall. Just constant flow... of money going away. 💸🏞️
John Mushi (Guest) on July 21, 2015
😄 I can’t even breathe, so funny!
Jane Muthui (Guest) on July 18, 2015
How does a taco say grace? Lettuce pray! 🌮🙏
Lucy Kimotho (Guest) on July 12, 2015
😂 This joke just made my day!
Fadhili (Guest) on July 11, 2015
I would lose weight, but I hate losing. 😂🏆
John Lissu (Guest) on July 8, 2015
What’s a skeleton’s least favorite room in the house? The living room! 💀🛋️
Yahya (Guest) on July 2, 2015
What did the grape say when it got stepped on? Nothing, it just let out a little wine! 🍇🍷
Isaac Kiptoo (Guest) on June 27, 2015
Why did the baker go to therapy? He had too much on his plate! 🍰🛋️
Anthony Kariuki (Guest) on June 22, 2015
I’m still cracking up, that was brilliant! 🤣
Nicholas Wanjohi (Guest) on June 14, 2015
🤣 Pure genius!
Shamim (Guest) on June 11, 2015
🤣 That twist at the end, though!
Elizabeth Mrema (Guest) on June 5, 2015
Don’t you hate it when someone answers their own questions? I do. 🤔
Joyce Aoko (Guest) on May 27, 2015
Whoever said laughter is the best medicine clearly hasn’t tried chocolate. 🍫😂
Kiza (Guest) on May 21, 2015
I'm not lazy; I’m just highly motivated to do nothing. 🛋️😆
Mary Sokoine (Guest) on May 13, 2015
😆 I’m still laughing, can’t stop!
Juma (Guest) on May 12, 2015
I don’t have a bucket list, but my fucket list is a mile long. 🤷♂️😂
Kazija (Guest) on April 25, 2015
I can’t adult today. Please don’t make me adult. 🛌😬
Mchawi (Guest) on April 24, 2015
Haha! I couldn't stop laughing at this one! 🤣
James Malima (Guest) on April 19, 2015
I used to think I was indecisive, but now I’m not too sure. 🤷♀️
Omar (Guest) on April 11, 2015
😆 Still cracking up!
Stephen Kangethe (Guest) on April 6, 2015
People say nothing is impossible, but I do nothing every day. 😴🙃
Kahina (Guest) on March 17, 2015
What’s a cow’s favorite place to go? The moo-vies! 🐄🎥
Mtumwa (Guest) on March 14, 2015
I wasn’t born to 'just get things done'—I was born to confuse people with my nonsense. 🤯🤪
Philip Nyaga (Guest) on March 10, 2015
Why did the computer go to the doctor? Because it had a virus! 🖥️🤒
Betty Kimaro (Guest) on March 7, 2015
My hobbies include eating and complaining that I’m gaining weight. 🍕📏
Ahmed (Guest) on March 6, 2015
I dusted once. It came back. I’m not falling for that again. 🧹😆
Salum (Guest) on March 2, 2015
Why are skeletons so calm? Nothing gets under their skin! 💀😌