Which school supply is king of the classroom?

Lydia Mzindakaya (Guest) on May 31, 2016

I love sarcasm. It’s like punching people in the face, but with words. 👊💬

Edward Chepkoech (Guest) on May 19, 2016

I don’t need an inspirational quote. I need coffee. ☕📖

James Kawawa (Guest) on May 6, 2016

😃 Mood instantly lifted!

Ruth Wanjiku (Guest) on May 6, 2016

Why did the cookie go to the hospital? It felt crumby! 🍪🏥

Leila (Guest) on May 5, 2016

Why don’t scientists trust stairs? They’re always leading you up to something! 🧪🪜

Peter Mugendi (Guest) on May 2, 2016

Why do fish always know how much they weigh? Because they have their own scales! 🐟⚖️

Baraka (Guest) on April 30, 2016

Laziness is nothing more than the habit of resting before you get tired. 😴💤

Omar (Guest) on April 18, 2016

Why don’t crabs give to charity? Because they’re shellfish! 🦀💰

Mwagonda (Guest) on April 5, 2016

What do you call a snowman with a six-pack? An abdominal snowman! ⛄💪

Kijakazi (Guest) on April 1, 2016

😃 Instant mood boost!

Simon Kiprono (Guest) on March 25, 2016

I love sleep because it’s like a time machine to breakfast. 🛏️🥞

David Kawawa (Guest) on March 12, 2016

I can’t believe how funny this is! 😂

Husna (Guest) on February 24, 2016

The bags under my eyes are Chanel. 👜😂

Ruth Kibona (Guest) on February 17, 2016

Why don’t lobsters ever share? They’re too shellfish! 🦞🙅‍♂️

Rose Lowassa (Guest) on February 17, 2016

What kind of car does a sheep drive? A lamborghini! 🐑🚗

Ali (Guest) on February 14, 2016

Exercise? I thought you said extra fries! 🍟🏋️‍♀️

Brian Karanja (Guest) on February 13, 2016

My life feels like a test I didn’t study for. 📝🤯

Mwanaisha (Guest) on February 1, 2016

When nothing goes right, go left. ⬅️🧭

Mwanais (Guest) on February 1, 2016

This joke is a keeper for sure! 😁

Furaha (Guest) on January 28, 2016

I’m not lazy, I’m on energy-saving mode. 💤🔋

Salum (Guest) on January 26, 2016

I’m multitasking: I can listen, ignore, and forget all at the same time. 🎧🤔

Lucy Kimotho (Guest) on January 5, 2016

What’s a snake’s favorite subject in school? Hiss-tory! 🐍📚

Fatuma (Guest) on December 26, 2015

I wish everything was as easy as getting fat. 🍔😆

Grace Wairimu (Guest) on December 13, 2015

Why don’t skeletons go to parties? They have no body to dance with! 🦴🎉

Anna Mahiga (Guest) on December 7, 2015

I have a love-hate relationship with Mondays. I love to hate them. 😡📅

Joseph Mallya (Guest) on November 30, 2015

Common sense is like deodorant. The people who need it most never use it. 🤢🤔

Mary Kendi (Guest) on November 26, 2015

😂 I can't stop laughing at this one!

Linda Karimi (Guest) on October 30, 2015

I told myself I should stop drinking, but I’m not about to listen to a drunk who talks to himself. 🍺😂

Kheri (Guest) on October 21, 2015

Why did the invisible man turn down the job offer? He couldn’t see himself doing it! 👻🚫

Nancy Kabura (Guest) on October 18, 2015

You can’t make everyone happy. You’re not pizza. 🍕🤷‍♂️

Mwakisu (Guest) on October 12, 2015

If life gives you lemons, squirt someone in the eye. 🍋👁️

Hawa (Guest) on October 12, 2015

😅 Needed this laugh, thanks!

Farida (Guest) on October 4, 2015

I’m not saying I’m Batman, but you’ve never seen us in the same room together. 🦸‍♂️🦇

Nchi (Guest) on October 1, 2015

🤣 Sharing this right now!

Joseph Kiwanga (Guest) on September 26, 2015

I don’t suffer from insanity—I enjoy every minute of it. 🤪⏳

Anna Malela (Guest) on September 22, 2015

I need to get in shape. If I were murdered right now, my chalk outline would be a circle. 🧍‍♀️🔵

Rubea (Guest) on September 16, 2015

I hate when I’m singing a song and the artist gets the words wrong. 🎤🤷‍♀️

David Kawawa (Guest) on September 13, 2015

What kind of shoes do frogs wear? Open toad sandals! 🐸👡

Amani (Guest) on August 17, 2015

🤣 Didn’t see it coming!

Fredrick Mutiso (Guest) on July 15, 2015

😄 This is pure brilliance!

Stephen Malecela (Guest) on July 4, 2015

This joke is too funny, I’m sharing it with everyone! 😂

Fredrick Mutiso (Guest) on July 4, 2015

😁 This made my day!

Jafari (Guest) on June 21, 2015

How do construction workers party? They raise the roof! 👷‍♂️🏗️

Richard Mulwa (Guest) on June 20, 2015

Wow, this joke is a total winner! 🏆

Simon Kiprono (Guest) on June 5, 2015

If Monday had a face, I’d punch it. 🥊📅

Jamila (Guest) on May 25, 2015

I’m on a 24-hour coffee break. ☕⏳

Latifa (Guest) on May 1, 2015

😄 You totally won the internet today!

Dorothy Majaliwa (Guest) on May 1, 2015

I'm not clumsy. It's just the floor hates me, the table and chairs are bullies, and the walls get in my way. 🤕🏠

Lucy Mahiga (Guest) on May 1, 2015

I was having a bad day until I read this! 😅

Rose Mwinuka (Guest) on April 21, 2015

Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field! 🌾🏅

Jabir (Guest) on April 17, 2015

I’m great at multitasking. I can waste time, be unproductive, and procrastinate all at once. ⏳🙃

Shabani (Guest) on April 9, 2015

This is the kind of joke you don’t forget! 😂

Richard Mulwa (Guest) on April 8, 2015

I don’t care what the question is. The answer is pizza. 🍕🤤

James Kimani (Guest) on April 7, 2015

I can’t believe I forgot to go to the gym today. That’s seven years in a row now. 🏋️‍♂️😆

Michael Onyango (Guest) on April 2, 2015

I haven’t even gone to bed yet, and I already can’t wait to come home from work tomorrow. 🛌😆

Frank Sokoine (Guest) on April 2, 2015

Sorry for the mean, awful, accurate things I said. 😜💬

Robert Okello (Guest) on March 26, 2015

If I had a dollar for every time I thought about eating, I’d be rich... and probably still hungry. 🍕💵

Grace Minja (Guest) on March 21, 2015

My bank account is like a waterfall. Just constant flow... of money going away. 💸🏞️

Robert Okello (Guest) on March 18, 2015

If we were on a sinking ship and there was only one life vest... I would miss you so much. 🛳️💦

Elizabeth Malima (Guest) on March 18, 2015

I’m not a complete idiot. Some parts are missing. 🧩🤯