Why are there fences around cemeteries?

Victor Malima (Guest) on March 1, 2016

I decided to take an aerobics class. I bent, twisted, gyrated, and jumped. And then I got stuck in my leotard. 🩳😂

Ann Wambui (Guest) on February 26, 2016

I don’t go crazy. I am crazy. I just go normal from time to time. 🤯🤪

John Malisa (Guest) on February 14, 2016

Why did the golfer bring a spare pencil? In case he got a hole in one! ⛳✏️

Alice Jebet (Guest) on February 13, 2016

If I had a dollar for every time I thought about eating, I’d be rich... and probably still hungry. 🍕💵

Richard Mulwa (Guest) on February 11, 2016

I love long walks, especially when they’re taken by people who annoy me. 🚶‍♂️😜

Makame (Guest) on January 30, 2016

What do you get when you cross a sheep and a kangaroo? A woolly jumper! 🐑🦘

Thomas Mtaki (Guest) on January 27, 2016

If you think nothing is impossible, try slamming a revolving door. 🚪😆

Sarah Mbise (Guest) on January 25, 2016

Why did the computer go to the doctor? Because it had a virus! 🖥️🤒

Mercy Atieno (Guest) on January 22, 2016

Thanks Ackyshine

Stephen Kikwete (Guest) on January 10, 2016

I can resist anything except temptation. 😈😅

Chris Okello (Guest) on January 9, 2016

Life is too short to remove USB safely. 🔌💻

Linda Karimi (Guest) on January 5, 2016

I tried to be normal once. Worst two minutes of my life. ⏱️😆

Peter Mugendi (Guest) on January 3, 2016

What do you get when you cross a sheep and a bee? Bah-humbug! 🐑🐝

Andrew Mahiga (Guest) on December 28, 2015

I don’t need a mood ring; I have a face. 😐💬

Farida (Guest) on December 15, 2015

If stress burned calories, I’d be a supermodel. 🔥😅

Edward Lowassa (Guest) on December 12, 2015

Life is like a roller coaster. And I'm stuck in the line for the bathroom. 🎢🚻

Diana Mumbua (Guest) on December 6, 2015

I’m reading a book on anti-gravity. It’s impossible to put down! 📖😆

Mohamed (Guest) on November 20, 2015

I run like the winded. 🏃‍♀️😮‍💨

Mary Sokoine (Guest) on November 14, 2015

😁 Definitely my new go-to joke!

James Malima (Guest) on November 13, 2015

I need a six-month vacation, twice a year. 🏝️😅

Rose Lowassa (Guest) on November 10, 2015

😂 I haven’t laughed this hard in a while!

Janet Sumari (Guest) on November 8, 2015

The older I get, the earlier it gets late. 🕰️😴

Nancy Komba (Guest) on October 29, 2015

I thought I wanted a career, turns out I just wanted paychecks. 💼💸

Kevin Maina (Guest) on October 8, 2015

I was having a bad day until I read this! 😅

Robert Okello (Guest) on October 6, 2015

Wine is constant proof that God loves us and loves to see us happy. 🍷🙏

Anna Malela (Guest) on September 22, 2015

I can’t adult today. Please don’t make me adult. 😬🧸

Elizabeth Malima (Guest) on September 15, 2015

I'm on the 'I-just-ate' diet. It's working perfectly. 🍕💪

Mazrui (Guest) on September 14, 2015

🤣 Sending this now!

Abubakar (Guest) on September 10, 2015

How does a cucumber become a pickle? It goes through a jarring experience! 🥒🥒

Khadija (Guest) on September 4, 2015

How do you organize a space party? You planet! 🌌🪐

Francis Mtangi (Guest) on September 4, 2015

What do you call a lazy kangaroo? A pouch potato! 🦘🥔

Ahmed (Guest) on July 28, 2015

What kind of dog can tell time? A watch dog! 🐕⏰

Betty Akinyi (Guest) on July 23, 2015

Sarcasm is my love language. 💬😏

Mchuma (Guest) on July 21, 2015

I’d agree with you but then we’d both be wrong. 🤷‍♂️😆

Mary Mrope (Guest) on July 19, 2015

I don’t trip, I do random gravity checks. 🌍🤣

Agnes Sumaye (Guest) on July 14, 2015

Why don’t scientists trust stairs? They’re always leading you up to something! 🧪🪜

Safiya (Guest) on July 7, 2015

Why can’t you trust stairs? Because they’re always up to something! 🛗🤔

Binti (Guest) on July 5, 2015

I’m multitasking: I can listen, ignore, and forget all at the same time. 🎧🤔

Victor Malima (Guest) on July 2, 2015

I put my phone in airplane mode, but it’s not flying! ✈️📱

Margaret Mahiga (Guest) on July 1, 2015

What kind of haircuts do bees get? Buzz cuts! 🐝✂️

Ibrahim (Guest) on June 18, 2015

I would lose weight, but I don’t like losing. 🏋️‍♂️😆

Wilson Ombati (Guest) on June 6, 2015

This joke was on point! Love it! 🎯

Betty Akinyi (Guest) on May 30, 2015

I need six months of vacation, twice a year. 🏖️😂

George Wanjala (Guest) on May 30, 2015

I’m not a complete idiot. Some parts are missing. 🧠🤯

Monica Nyalandu (Guest) on May 28, 2015

What’s black, white, and read all over? A newspaper! 📰🖤

Makame (Guest) on May 24, 2015

How do you throw a space party? You planet! 🪐🎉

Husna (Guest) on May 22, 2015

How do you make holy water? You boil the hell out of it! 💧🔥

Ruth Mtangi (Guest) on May 20, 2015

I’m definitely sharing this with my friends! 😆

Maneno (Guest) on May 13, 2015

If you want your spouse to listen and pay attention to every word you say, talk in your sleep. 🛌💬

Mchawi (Guest) on May 8, 2015

I'm a multitasker. I can listen, ignore, and forget all at once. 🎧🤔

Andrew Mahiga (Guest) on May 4, 2015

This joke is too funny, I’m sharing it with everyone! 😂

Alex Nakitare (Guest) on May 2, 2015

What did the fish say when it hit the wall? Dam! 🐠🚧

Kevin Maina (Guest) on April 30, 2015

I had my patience tested. I’m negative. 😂⏳

Tabitha Okumu (Guest) on April 25, 2015

Why do fish always know how much they weigh? Because they have their own scales! 🐟⚖️

Ruth Kibona (Guest) on April 24, 2015

I used to think I was indecisive, but now I’m not too sure. 🤷‍♀️

Grace Majaliwa (Guest) on April 6, 2015

😂 I’m sending this to everyone I know!

Fadhila (Guest) on March 30, 2015

What do you call an illegally parked frog? Toad! 🐸🚗

Mariam Hassan (Guest) on March 18, 2015

What do you call a snowman’s dog? A slush puppy! ⛄🐕

Janet Sumari (Guest) on March 16, 2015

I’ve learned so much from my mistakes, I’m thinking of making a few more. 🙈😜

Tabu (Guest) on March 9, 2015

Why was the broom late for work? It swept in! 🧹⏰