Short Answer: Because it had ticks! 🐶⏰
Explanation: The man took his clock to the vet because he thought it had ticks, but little did he know that it was just the ticking sound that clocks make! The play on words between ticks (as in insects) and ticks (as in the sound) adds a humorous twist to the situation. It's a light-hearted way to bring a smile to someone's face and get them chuckling at the pun. 🤭😄
Faiza (Guest) on March 30, 2016
Why fall in love when you can fall asleep? 🛌💤
Francis Mrope (Guest) on March 21, 2016
I’ve got to save this one, too funny! 😆
Edward Lowassa (Guest) on March 17, 2016
Why don’t mountains get cold in the winter? They wear snowcaps! 🏔️❄️
Lucy Mushi (Guest) on March 17, 2016
This joke is a keeper for sure! 😁
Paul Kamau (Guest) on March 16, 2016
What did the left eye say to the right eye? Between us, something smells! 👀👃
Jaffar (Guest) on March 14, 2016
This is the kind of joke you don’t forget! 😂
Violet Mumo (Guest) on March 6, 2016
😂 I’m seriously crying over here!
Ahmed (Guest) on February 29, 2016
I used to think I was indecisive, but now I’m not so sure. 🤷♂️😅
Robert Okello (Guest) on February 28, 2016
I used to be a people person, but people ruined that for me. 🙄🧍♂️
Emily Chepngeno (Guest) on February 23, 2016
This joke was on point! Love it! 🎯
Edwin Ndambuki (Guest) on February 16, 2016
Why do cows have hooves instead of feet? Because they lactose! 🐄🦶
Janet Sumari (Guest) on February 11, 2016
Sleep is my drug... my bed is my dealer, and my alarm clock is the police. 🛏️😴
Janet Sumari (Guest) on February 7, 2016
🤣 This joke just made my whole day!
Robert Ndunguru (Guest) on February 6, 2016
I have to exercise early in the morning before my brain figures out what I’m doing. 🏃♂️😴
Peter Mugendi (Guest) on February 4, 2016
I’m great at multitasking. I can waste time, be unproductive, and procrastinate all at once. ⏳🙃
Mwanahawa (Guest) on February 2, 2016
If you think nothing is impossible, try slamming a revolving door. 🚪😆
Sofia (Guest) on January 30, 2016
I love deadlines. I love the whooshing noise they make as they go by. ⏳🏃♂️
Rose Kiwanga (Guest) on January 25, 2016
Did you hear about the kidnapping at the playground? They woke up! 🛝🤣
John Kamande (Guest) on January 23, 2016
I’m on a 30-day diet. So far, I’ve lost 15 days. 🗓️🍔
Ann Wambui (Guest) on January 22, 2016
How does a cucumber become a pickle? It goes through a jarring experience! 🥒🥒
Amina (Guest) on January 20, 2016
🤣 I’m literally dying of laughter!
Nora Lowassa (Guest) on January 18, 2016
Some people wake up drowsy. Some people wake up energized. I wake up dead. 🧟♂️😅
Michael Onyango (Guest) on January 14, 2016
When nothing goes right, go left. ⬅️🧭
Edwin Ndambuki (Guest) on January 2, 2016
Never put off until tomorrow what you can avoid altogether. 📅🙅♂️
Khalifa (Guest) on January 2, 2016
😄 You totally won the internet today!
Salima (Guest) on December 28, 2015
😂 This is a keeper!
Amani (Guest) on December 23, 2015
My alone time is for everyone’s safety. 🚷😅
Miriam Mchome (Guest) on December 23, 2015
Why did the golfer bring a spare pencil? In case he got a hole in one! ⛳✏️
Nicholas Wanjohi (Guest) on December 18, 2015
I don’t trip, I do random gravity checks. 🌍🤣
Ndoto (Guest) on December 18, 2015
I’m reading a book on anti-gravity. It’s impossible to put down! 📖😆
John Lissu (Guest) on November 30, 2015
Why don’t oysters donate to charity? Because they’re shellfish! 🦪💰
Saidi (Guest) on November 29, 2015
A day without sunshine is like, you know, night. 🌞🌙
Issa (Guest) on November 22, 2015
😄 Nailed it!
Peter Mugendi (Guest) on November 22, 2015
😆 That punchline was epic!
Grace Njuguna (Guest) on November 9, 2015
If I had a dollar for every time I got distracted, I wish I had some ice cream right now. 🍦💸
Nora Kidata (Guest) on November 5, 2015
How do bees get to school? By school buzz! 🐝🚌
Lydia Wanyama (Guest) on November 4, 2015
😂 I’m dying!
Mary Kidata (Guest) on October 30, 2015
I'm on that new diet where you eat everything and hope for a miracle. 🍰😂
Alice Wanjiru (Guest) on October 22, 2015
I can’t adult today. Please don’t make me adult. 😬🧸
Sharifa (Guest) on October 13, 2015
😆 I’m dying over here!
Janet Wambura (Guest) on October 1, 2015
What’s orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot! 🥕🦜
Amani (Guest) on September 24, 2015
I don’t know how to act my age because I’ve never been this age before. 🤔🎂
Stephen Amollo (Guest) on September 18, 2015
Why did I wake up tired? I went to bed tired. 🛌😴
Andrew Mchome (Guest) on September 13, 2015
How do you make a squid laugh? With ten-tickles! 🦑😂
David Chacha (Guest) on September 11, 2015
Why don’t you write with a broken pencil? Because it’s pointless! ✏️😜
Alice Wanjiru (Guest) on September 6, 2015
What did the farmer say after losing his tractor? Where’s my tractor? 🚜🤷♂️
Mary Kendi (Guest) on August 17, 2015
What did the duck say when it bought a snack? Put it on my bill! 🦆🍿
Daniel Obura (Guest) on August 14, 2015
Why did the cat sit on the computer? To keep an eye on the mouse! 🐱🖱️
Hellen Nduta (Guest) on August 10, 2015
Why did the man put his money in the freezer? He wanted cold hard cash! 💵❄️
Victor Malima (Guest) on July 25, 2015
I decided to take an aerobics class. I bent, twisted, gyrated, and jumped. And then I got stuck in my leotard. 🩳😂
Zakia (Guest) on July 14, 2015
What’s a witch’s favorite subject in school? Spelling! 🧙♀️📖
Raha (Guest) on June 29, 2015
If I had a dollar for every time I thought about eating, I’d be rich... and probably still hungry. 🍕💵
Rehema (Guest) on June 23, 2015
Brilliant! The timing was perfect! ⏰
Victor Kamau (Guest) on June 21, 2015
😅 I needed that!
Jane Malecela (Guest) on June 19, 2015
Why don’t crabs give to charity? Because they’re shellfish! 🦀💰
Charles Mboje (Guest) on June 15, 2015
🤣 Didn’t see it coming!
Rahim (Guest) on June 9, 2015
Why did the music teacher go to jail? She got caught with too many notes! 🎼👮♀️
Lucy Mushi (Guest) on June 5, 2015
What did the grape say when it got stepped on? Nothing, it just let out a little wine! 🍇🍷
Mwanais (Guest) on June 2, 2015
Wine is to women as duct tape is to men—it fixes everything. 🍷😂
Janet Wambura (Guest) on April 19, 2015
I’m not late. I’m just early for tomorrow. ⏰😂