Why did the man take his clock to the vet?

Faiza (Guest) on March 30, 2016

Why fall in love when you can fall asleep? 🛌💤

Francis Mrope (Guest) on March 21, 2016

I’ve got to save this one, too funny! 😆

Edward Lowassa (Guest) on March 17, 2016

Why don’t mountains get cold in the winter? They wear snowcaps! 🏔️❄️

Lucy Mushi (Guest) on March 17, 2016

This joke is a keeper for sure! 😁

Paul Kamau (Guest) on March 16, 2016

What did the left eye say to the right eye? Between us, something smells! 👀👃

Jaffar (Guest) on March 14, 2016

This is the kind of joke you don’t forget! 😂

Violet Mumo (Guest) on March 6, 2016

😂 I’m seriously crying over here!

Ahmed (Guest) on February 29, 2016

I used to think I was indecisive, but now I’m not so sure. 🤷‍♂️😅

Robert Okello (Guest) on February 28, 2016

I used to be a people person, but people ruined that for me. 🙄🧍‍♂️

Emily Chepngeno (Guest) on February 23, 2016

This joke was on point! Love it! 🎯

Edwin Ndambuki (Guest) on February 16, 2016

Why do cows have hooves instead of feet? Because they lactose! 🐄🦶

Janet Sumari (Guest) on February 11, 2016

Sleep is my drug... my bed is my dealer, and my alarm clock is the police. 🛏️😴

Janet Sumari (Guest) on February 7, 2016

🤣 This joke just made my whole day!

Robert Ndunguru (Guest) on February 6, 2016

I have to exercise early in the morning before my brain figures out what I’m doing. 🏃‍♂️😴

Peter Mugendi (Guest) on February 4, 2016

I’m great at multitasking. I can waste time, be unproductive, and procrastinate all at once. ⏳🙃

Mwanahawa (Guest) on February 2, 2016

If you think nothing is impossible, try slamming a revolving door. 🚪😆

Sofia (Guest) on January 30, 2016

I love deadlines. I love the whooshing noise they make as they go by. ⏳🏃‍♂️

Rose Kiwanga (Guest) on January 25, 2016

Did you hear about the kidnapping at the playground? They woke up! 🛝🤣

John Kamande (Guest) on January 23, 2016

I’m on a 30-day diet. So far, I’ve lost 15 days. 🗓️🍔

Ann Wambui (Guest) on January 22, 2016

How does a cucumber become a pickle? It goes through a jarring experience! 🥒🥒

Amina (Guest) on January 20, 2016

🤣 I’m literally dying of laughter!

Nora Lowassa (Guest) on January 18, 2016

Some people wake up drowsy. Some people wake up energized. I wake up dead. 🧟‍♂️😅

Michael Onyango (Guest) on January 14, 2016

When nothing goes right, go left. ⬅️🧭

Edwin Ndambuki (Guest) on January 2, 2016

Never put off until tomorrow what you can avoid altogether. 📅🙅‍♂️

Khalifa (Guest) on January 2, 2016

😄 You totally won the internet today!

Salima (Guest) on December 28, 2015

😂 This is a keeper!

Amani (Guest) on December 23, 2015

My alone time is for everyone’s safety. 🚷😅

Miriam Mchome (Guest) on December 23, 2015

Why did the golfer bring a spare pencil? In case he got a hole in one! ⛳✏️

Nicholas Wanjohi (Guest) on December 18, 2015

I don’t trip, I do random gravity checks. 🌍🤣

Ndoto (Guest) on December 18, 2015

I’m reading a book on anti-gravity. It’s impossible to put down! 📖😆

John Lissu (Guest) on November 30, 2015

Why don’t oysters donate to charity? Because they’re shellfish! 🦪💰

Saidi (Guest) on November 29, 2015

A day without sunshine is like, you know, night. 🌞🌙

Issa (Guest) on November 22, 2015

😄 Nailed it!

Peter Mugendi (Guest) on November 22, 2015

😆 That punchline was epic!

Grace Njuguna (Guest) on November 9, 2015

If I had a dollar for every time I got distracted, I wish I had some ice cream right now. 🍦💸

Nora Kidata (Guest) on November 5, 2015

How do bees get to school? By school buzz! 🐝🚌

Lydia Wanyama (Guest) on November 4, 2015

😂 I’m dying!

Mary Kidata (Guest) on October 30, 2015

I'm on that new diet where you eat everything and hope for a miracle. 🍰😂

Alice Wanjiru (Guest) on October 22, 2015

I can’t adult today. Please don’t make me adult. 😬🧸

Sharifa (Guest) on October 13, 2015

😆 I’m dying over here!

Janet Wambura (Guest) on October 1, 2015

What’s orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot! 🥕🦜

Amani (Guest) on September 24, 2015

I don’t know how to act my age because I’ve never been this age before. 🤔🎂

Stephen Amollo (Guest) on September 18, 2015

Why did I wake up tired? I went to bed tired. 🛌😴

Andrew Mchome (Guest) on September 13, 2015

How do you make a squid laugh? With ten-tickles! 🦑😂

David Chacha (Guest) on September 11, 2015

Why don’t you write with a broken pencil? Because it’s pointless! ✏️😜

Alice Wanjiru (Guest) on September 6, 2015

What did the farmer say after losing his tractor? Where’s my tractor? 🚜🤷‍♂️

Mary Kendi (Guest) on August 17, 2015

What did the duck say when it bought a snack? Put it on my bill! 🦆🍿

Daniel Obura (Guest) on August 14, 2015

Why did the cat sit on the computer? To keep an eye on the mouse! 🐱🖱️

Hellen Nduta (Guest) on August 10, 2015

Why did the man put his money in the freezer? He wanted cold hard cash! 💵❄️

Victor Malima (Guest) on July 25, 2015

I decided to take an aerobics class. I bent, twisted, gyrated, and jumped. And then I got stuck in my leotard. 🩳😂

Zakia (Guest) on July 14, 2015

What’s a witch’s favorite subject in school? Spelling! 🧙‍♀️📖

Raha (Guest) on June 29, 2015

If I had a dollar for every time I thought about eating, I’d be rich... and probably still hungry. 🍕💵

Rehema (Guest) on June 23, 2015

Brilliant! The timing was perfect! ⏰

Victor Kamau (Guest) on June 21, 2015

😅 I needed that!

Jane Malecela (Guest) on June 19, 2015

Why don’t crabs give to charity? Because they’re shellfish! 🦀💰

Charles Mboje (Guest) on June 15, 2015

🤣 Didn’t see it coming!

Rahim (Guest) on June 9, 2015

Why did the music teacher go to jail? She got caught with too many notes! 🎼👮‍♀️

Lucy Mushi (Guest) on June 5, 2015

What did the grape say when it got stepped on? Nothing, it just let out a little wine! 🍇🍷

Mwanais (Guest) on June 2, 2015

Wine is to women as duct tape is to men—it fixes everything. 🍷😂

Janet Wambura (Guest) on April 19, 2015

I’m not late. I’m just early for tomorrow. ⏰😂