What dies but never lives? A battery! π
Explanation: A battery is a funny answer to this riddle because it eventually dies out of power, but it never actually lived or had a life in the first place. Plus, we all know the frustration of a dead battery when we need it the most! ππ
Tambwe (Guest) on April 9, 2015
Why do elephants never use cell phones? Because they canβt fit them in their trunks! ππ±
Elijah Mutua (Guest) on March 31, 2015
Whatβs black, white, and read all over? A newspaper! π°π€
Monica Adhiambo (Guest) on March 12, 2015
I love sarcasm. Itβs like punching people in the face, but with words. ππ¬
Lucy Mahiga (Guest) on March 11, 2015
If my jeans could talk, theyβd say, 'Stop eating!' ππ
Amir (Guest) on March 4, 2015
Why are teddy bears never hungry? Because theyβre always stuffed! π§Έπ½οΈ
George Tenga (Guest) on February 27, 2015
How do you make a squid laugh? With ten-tickles! π¦π
Mwanakhamis (Guest) on February 17, 2015
Why donβt eggs tell jokes? Theyβd crack each other up! π₯π€£
Lydia Mzindakaya (Guest) on February 13, 2015
How do you organize a space party? You planet! ππ
Rahma (Guest) on February 8, 2015
Why did the watch break up with the clock? It found someone better for the time being! β°π
Omar (Guest) on January 13, 2015
I am not lazy, I am on power-saving mode. β‘π
Andrew Odhiambo (Guest) on January 4, 2015
If stress burned calories, Iβd be a supermodel. π₯π