Short Answer: The leek! π£ββοΈπΏ
Explanation: You should never invite a leek on a boat trip because it might just leek all over the place and sink the whole boat! Plus, it would definitely make a terrible boatmate, always getting tangled up in the oars and seaweed. Better to keep the leek on dry land where it can't cause any aquatic chaos! π
Sharifa (Guest) on April 23, 2015
Iβm not lazy, Iβm on energy-saving mode. π€π
Salma (Guest) on April 22, 2015
Haha! I couldn't stop laughing at this one! π€£
David Ochieng (Guest) on April 7, 2015
Iβm so good at sleeping, I can do it with my eyes closed. π΄π
Daniel Obura (Guest) on March 20, 2015
If you can't remember my name, just say 'chocolate' and I'll turn around. π«πββοΈ
Jamila (Guest) on March 10, 2015
Why donβt we tell secrets in a cornfield? Too many ears! π½π
Bernard Oduor (Guest) on March 5, 2015
What do you call cheese that isnβt yours? Nacho cheese! π§π€£
Benjamin Kibicho (Guest) on February 22, 2015
Why do chickens sit on eggs? Because they donβt have chairs! ππ₯
Henry Mollel (Guest) on February 13, 2015
Sometimes I wake up grumpy; other times I let her sleep. π‘π
Stephen Malecela (Guest) on February 9, 2015
I donβt understand why people say hurtful things like 'I donβt even know you.' Weβve been Facebook friends for two years! π±π
Mwanahawa (Guest) on January 16, 2015
Iβve had my patience tested. Iβm negative. πβ³
Shukuru (Guest) on January 10, 2015
Sarcasm is my love language. π¬π