Hii ndio ndoto ya harusi ya kila msichana anayotamani

Date: December 25, 2020

Author: SW - Melkisedeck Shine

GIRL: Baby, hebu niambie harusi yetu itakuwaje? BOY: Yaani hii haijawahi kushuhudiwa, ngoja nikupe kionjo kidogo tu GIRL: Enhee… BOY: Kwanza siku ya kupeleka mahari nitaswaga zizi zima la ng'ombe napeleka kwa babu yako GIRL: Ooh baby u care.. BOY: Siyo hivyo tu, baba yako ntamnunulia Range Rover Sport na mama mkwe ntampa Range Rover Evoque GIRL: Baby u are awesome… BOY: Halagu mdogo wako wa kiume ntampa Prado Tx, na hapo nimesukutua tu mdomo sijaanza kula…. GIRL: Enhee…na sisi?? BOY: Sisi tutachukua mtaa mzima Oysterbay, kila wiki tutaishi nyumba tofauti Halafu siku ya harusi yetu tutakodi zile meli zinabeba makontena ndiyo iwe ukumbi wetu, itatupeleka hadi Maldives GIRL: Baby I love you BOY: Tukitoka hapo tunaenda honeymoon Bahamas….halafu tunaenda Taiwan shopping ya fenicha, kisha Japan shopping ua electronics, halafu tunaenda Dubai nikununulie vito vya thamani GIRL: Ooh my sweetheart…halafu tukitoka huko?? BOY: Tukitoka huko nachukua ndoo ya maji nakumwagia uzinduke usingizini na ndoto yako imeishia hapo

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Victor Malima (Guest) on January 16, 2022

Hizi jokes zinabamba sana! 😆😂

Warda (Guest) on January 10, 2022

😂 Siwezi kuacha kucheka!

Samson Tibaijuka (Guest) on December 15, 2021

😂😂

Emily Chepngeno (Guest) on November 20, 2021

Hii imenifurahisha sana! 🤣😊

Joseph Njoroge (Guest) on November 8, 2021

Hii imenifurahisha sana! 😊😅

Mchuma (Guest) on October 28, 2021

Haha, hii ni ya kuhifadhi! 📌

Maida (Guest) on October 15, 2021

Bado nacheka, hiyo ilikuwa nzuri sana! 🤣

Samuel Omondi (Guest) on September 25, 2021

🤣🔥😊

Kassim (Guest) on September 4, 2021

🤣 Kichekesho bora kabisa!

Charles Mrope (Guest) on August 29, 2021

Hii joke ni ya kufurahisha! 🤣🤣

Mariam Kawawa (Guest) on August 2, 2021

Hii imenigonga vizuri, punchline gani! 😆

Zuhura (Guest) on July 31, 2021

Siwezi kusubiri kuieleza kwenye sherehe yangu inayofuata! 🎉

Edward Lowassa (Guest) on July 26, 2021

Lazima nikumbuke hii kwa baadaye! 😆

Jane Muthui (Guest) on July 20, 2021

Nimecheka hadi mbavu zinauma 😂😂

Mjaka (Guest) on July 13, 2021

😆 Bado nacheka, siwezi kuacha!

Jane Muthui (Guest) on July 4, 2021

Hizi jokes ni za kipekee sana! 😆😊

Nahida (Guest) on June 29, 2021

🤣 Sikutarajia hiyo!

Victor Kamau (Guest) on June 24, 2021

Hii ni ya maana sana! 😂👌

Isaac Kiptoo (Guest) on June 18, 2021

😄😅👏😂

Thomas Mwakalindile (Guest) on June 11, 2021

Hii imenifurahisha kweli! 😆😂

Khamis (Guest) on June 8, 2021

Sikutarajia hiyo punchline—kichekesho! 🤣

John Lissu (Guest) on May 10, 2021

Hii ni joke ya kipekee! 🤣👌

Sarah Mbise (Guest) on May 3, 2021

Hii joke imenikumbusha enzi zile! 😊😂

Peter Mugendi (Guest) on April 13, 2021

😂👌😆😊

Binti (Guest) on April 2, 2021

Wow, hizi kichekesho ni dhahabu kabisa! 💰

Edith Cherotich (Guest) on March 24, 2021

Hizi jokes zinanifanya nicheke kila siku! 😄😆

Agnes Lowassa (Guest) on March 21, 2021

Hii ni joke ya kipekee sana! 😂👏

Joseph Mallya (Guest) on March 17, 2021

Hii ni kali! Itaingia kwenye vipendwa vyangu! 😄

Nassor (Guest) on March 13, 2021

😂 Lazima nihifadhi hii!

Alex Nyamweya (Guest) on March 7, 2021

🤣 Ninaituma sasa hivi!

Josephine Nduta (Guest) on February 16, 2021

Hii ni joke ya kipekee sana! 😊👏

Ann Awino (Guest) on February 2, 2021

Mna kipaji cha ucheshi! 👏😂

Ann Wambui (Guest) on January 13, 2021

Nimecheka hadi machozi 🤣😭

Emily Chepngeno (Guest) on January 7, 2021

Mna talent ya jokes! 👏😂

Janet Mbithe (Guest) on December 11, 2020

😂👌

George Ndungu (Guest) on December 9, 2020

😆 Siwezi kuacha kucheka!

Dorothy Nkya (Guest) on December 3, 2020

😆 Hiyo punchline!

Tambwe (Guest) on November 2, 2020

Asante Ackyshine

Lucy Mahiga (Guest) on October 20, 2020

😆 Nacheka hadi chini sasa hivi!

Patrick Akech (Guest) on October 8, 2020

Umesema kweli! 👌😂

Janet Mbithe (Guest) on September 9, 2020

Hii imenifurahisha sana! 😂😂

Mazrui (Guest) on September 6, 2020

🤣 Ujuzi wa hali ya juu!

Martin Otieno (Guest) on September 5, 2020

Hii ni kali sana! 😂🤣

David Chacha (Guest) on September 2, 2020

Nimefurahia sana hii! 😅😊

John Mushi (Guest) on August 30, 2020

Nimecheka hadi machozi yanatoka! 🤣😭

Safiya (Guest) on August 4, 2020

🤣 Ninashiriki hii sasa hivi!

Philip Nyaga (Guest) on July 23, 2020

Kweli ni jokes za ukweli! 👏😆

James Mduma (Guest) on July 14, 2020

Ucheshi wenu unanifurahisha! 😊😂

Hashim (Guest) on July 4, 2020

🤣 Hiyo twist mwishoni, ingawa!

Sarah Achieng (Guest) on May 13, 2020

Kila siku napenda jokes zenu! 😆😂

Rose Mwinuka (Guest) on April 22, 2020

Kweli mna ucheshi wa hali ya juu! 😂🤣

Emily Chepngeno (Guest) on April 10, 2020

😂 Hii ni kali sana!

Alice Mrema (Guest) on April 7, 2020

Ucheshi wenu ni wa hali ya juu! 👏🤣

Nora Lowassa (Guest) on April 2, 2020

😆😅😂

Jane Malecela (Guest) on April 1, 2020

🤣🤣😄😆

Grace Mushi (Guest) on March 31, 2020

Ucheshi wenu unanifurahisha kila siku! 😊😂

Elijah Mutua (Guest) on March 30, 2020

Nimecheka hadi nimesahau shida zangu! 🤣😆

Joy Wacera (Guest) on March 23, 2020

Hii ni ya kufurahisha sana! 😊😄

Bahati (Guest) on March 21, 2020

Hii kichekesho imebadilisha kabisa hali yangu! 😃

Daudi (Guest) on March 20, 2020

😂 Ninaihifadhi hii!

🎉 Motivation

Hii ndio ndoto ya harusi ya kila msichana anayotamani

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