Mke alichomfanyia mme wake kabla ya kwenda safari, Chezea mawaifu walokole wewe!
Date: December 25, 2020
Author: SW - Melkisedeck Shine
JAMAA alimuaga mke wake mlokole kuwa anaenda semina ya siku tatu, kumbe anakwenda kwa bi mdogo.
Mke akamwambia mumewe; "Tupige magoti tusali",
Wakapiga magotiβ¦:
MKE: Eee baba msaidie mume wangu afike salama safari yake.
MUME: Emenβ¦
MKE: Mpe nguvu katika yote atakayoyafanya huko.
MUME: Emenβ¦
MKE: Akitaka kufanya uasherati ashindwe.
MUME: Kimyaβ¦
MKE: Akifanya uasherati apatwe na janga baya kwa uwezo wako bwana.
MUME: β¦β¦.!!
MKE: Yaani akifanya uasherati afie hukohuko kwa mateso makali.
MUME: Maombi gani sasa hayo!!?. Haya basi siendi semina ufurahi wewe.
Chezea mawaifu walokole wewe!
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