Short Answer: They hit a lot of fowl balls! 🦃⚾️
Explanation: When turkeys play baseball, they tend to hit a lot of fowl balls instead of fair balls! This play on words is amusing because "fowl" refers to both the bird itself (turkey) and an unsuccessful hit in baseball. So, expect a lot of unexpected, turkey-related baseball mishaps when these feathered creatures take the field! 🤣
Hamida (Guest) on September 3, 2023
I think my guardian angel drinks. 😇🍷
Khalifa (Guest) on August 29, 2023
If we’re not meant to have midnight snacks, why is there a light in the fridge? 🥪💡
Peter Mugendi (Guest) on August 1, 2023
I don’t procrastinate; I reschedule. 🗓️😜
Nassor (Guest) on July 27, 2023
Wine is to women as duct tape is to men—it fixes everything. 🍷😂
Dorothy Majaliwa (Guest) on July 27, 2023
I wasn’t born to 'just get things done'—I was born to confuse people with my nonsense. 🤯🤪
Salima (Guest) on July 5, 2023
😂 I’m seriously crying over here!
Nyota (Guest) on June 30, 2023
Why do cows wear bells? Because their horns don’t work! 🐄🔔
Sekela (Guest) on June 29, 2023
What do you call a snowman’s dog? A slush puppy! ⛄🐕
Zubeida (Guest) on June 27, 2023
Why do chickens sit on eggs? Because they don’t have chairs! 🐔🥚
Mwanajuma (Guest) on June 26, 2023
Why did the bicycle fall over? It was two-tired! 🚴♀️😴
Halimah (Guest) on June 24, 2023
😂 Gotta save this!
Mwajabu (Guest) on June 17, 2023
This joke is too funny, I’m sharing it with everyone! 😂
Halimah (Guest) on June 12, 2023
They say 'don’t try this at home,' so I’m coming over to your house to try it. 🚶♂️🏡
Khadija (Guest) on May 30, 2023
😄 Perfect joke!
Ann Wambui (Guest) on May 19, 2023
😅 Needed this laugh, thanks!
Maida (Guest) on May 16, 2023
If I won the award for laziness, I would send someone to pick it up for me. 🏆😴
Baraka (Guest) on May 12, 2023
Why did the tree go to the dentist? It needed a root canal! 🌳🦷
Chris Okello (Guest) on May 11, 2023
That awkward moment when you leave a store without buying anything and all you can think is 'act natural, you’re innocent.' 🏬😅
Khadija (Guest) on April 7, 2023
What’s a pirate’s favorite exercise? The plank! 🏴☠️🦵
Bahati (Guest) on April 4, 2023
Why are ghosts such bad liars? You can see right through them! 👻😜
Latifa (Guest) on March 29, 2023
Coffee: because adulting is hard. ☕👨💼
Christopher Oloo (Guest) on March 19, 2023
Why did the cat sit on the computer? To keep an eye on the mouse! 🐱🖱️
Omari (Guest) on March 14, 2023
I can’t wait to tell this joke at my next party! 🎉
Jane Muthoni (Guest) on March 2, 2023
Why do elephants never use cell phones? Because they can’t fit them in their trunks! 🐘📱
Elizabeth Mrope (Guest) on March 1, 2023
I don’t need a mood ring; I have a face. 😐💬
Betty Cheruiyot (Guest) on March 1, 2023
If we’re not supposed to have midnight snacks, why is there a light in the fridge? 🧀🌙
Anna Malela (Guest) on February 24, 2023
😅 I needed that!
Shabani (Guest) on February 18, 2023
Why don’t scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything! ⚛️🤓
Lydia Mutheu (Guest) on February 14, 2023
😂 This is a keeper!
Hashim (Guest) on February 12, 2023
What did the pencil say to the sharpener? Stop going in circles! ✏️📏
Rabia (Guest) on February 11, 2023
What kind of music do mummies like? Wrap music! 🎶🧻
Janet Sumari (Guest) on February 2, 2023
Life is short. Smile while you still have teeth. 😁🦷
Shamsa (Guest) on January 10, 2023
Some people are like clouds. When they disappear, it’s a beautiful day. ☁️😎
Shamsa (Guest) on January 6, 2023
I only know 25 letters of the alphabet. I don’t know Y. 🔠🤔
Bernard Oduor (Guest) on January 4, 2023
My hobbies include eating and complaining that I’m gaining weight. 🍕📏
Maneno (Guest) on January 2, 2023
What did the judge say when the skunk walked into the court? Odor in the court! 🦨⚖️
Bahati (Guest) on January 2, 2023
What do you call a boomerang that doesn’t come back? A stick! 🪃🌿
Saidi (Guest) on December 31, 2022
I’ve reached the age where my train of thought often leaves the station without me. 🚉🤔
Safiya (Guest) on December 29, 2022
I’m on a 30-day diet. So far, I’ve lost 15 days. 🗓️🍔
Joyce Mussa (Guest) on December 18, 2022
I cleaned my house yesterday, which is odd because we still live in it today. 🏡🧼
Sarah Achieng (Guest) on December 5, 2022
Life is too short to be serious all the time. So, if you can’t laugh at yourself, call me—I’ll laugh at you. 🤣📞
Baridi (Guest) on December 1, 2022
What’s a ghost’s favorite dessert? Boo-berry pie! 👻🥧
Patrick Akech (Guest) on November 22, 2022
What kind of dog can tell time? A watch dog! 🐕⏰
Issa (Guest) on November 16, 2022
Why are pirates great singers? Because they can hit the high Cs! 🏴☠️🎶
James Kawawa (Guest) on November 14, 2022
Why do fish always know how much they weigh? Because they have their own scales! 🐟⚖️
Betty Cheruiyot (Guest) on November 7, 2022
😂 I’m sending this to everyone I know!
Yusra (Guest) on November 1, 2022
I’ve tried yoga, but I find stress less boring. 🧘♂️😆
Sekela (Guest) on October 30, 2022
I followed my heart, and it led me to the fridge. 💖🍕
Nyota (Guest) on October 23, 2022
What did one wall say to the other? Meet you at the corner! 🧱😎
Zulekha (Guest) on October 22, 2022
Why did the picture go to jail? It was framed! 🖼️🚨
Tabitha Okumu (Guest) on October 10, 2022
I have a love-hate relationship with Mondays. I love to hate them. 😡📅
Mary Kendi (Guest) on September 28, 2022
Why don’t skeletons play music in church? Because they don’t have organs! ⛪🎶
Mtumwa (Guest) on September 6, 2022
Why did the man take his clock to the vet? It had ticks! 🕰️🐾
Omar (Guest) on August 24, 2022
Why do ducks always pay with cash? Because they don’t like bills! 🦆💵
Jabir (Guest) on August 18, 2022
I used to think I was indecisive, but now I’m not too sure. 🤷♀️
Edith Cherotich (Guest) on August 15, 2022
How does a dog stop a video? He presses the paws button! 🐕⏸️
Kheri (Guest) on August 13, 2022
I can’t adult today. Please don’t make me adult. 🛌😬
Nashon (Guest) on August 10, 2022
What did the triangle say to the circle? You’re pointless! 🔺⚪
Umi (Guest) on August 4, 2022
I’m multitasking: I can listen, ignore, and forget all at the same time. 🧠🎧
Mchuma (Guest) on July 14, 2022
What do you call a lazy kangaroo? A pouch potato! 🦘🥔