What do you call a fish with no eye?

James Kimani (Guest) on August 25, 2023

Why was Cinderella so bad at soccer? She kept running away from the ball! 👠⚽

Joy Wacera (Guest) on August 20, 2023

😂 I’m saving this one!

Mchuma (Guest) on August 18, 2023

I love you with all my belly. I would say my heart, but my belly is bigger. ❤️🍔

Patrick Akech (Guest) on August 16, 2023

If we’re not supposed to have midnight snacks, why is there a light in the fridge? 🧀🌙

Samuel Omondi (Guest) on August 12, 2023

I put the 'pro' in procrastination. 🏆😴

Issack (Guest) on August 3, 2023

Why did the watch break up with the clock? It found someone better for the time being! ⏰💔

Nuru (Guest) on July 1, 2023

I’ve got to remember this one for later! 😆

Patrick Akech (Guest) on July 1, 2023

Classic! I’m still laughing! 😄

Hellen Nduta (Guest) on June 24, 2023

I would lose weight, but I hate losing. 😂🏆

Alice Mrema (Guest) on June 18, 2023

If at first, you don’t succeed, then skydiving definitely isn’t for you. 🪂❌

Shani (Guest) on June 14, 2023

How do you know carrots are good for your eyes? Because you never see rabbits wearing glasses! 🥕🐰👓

Sofia (Guest) on June 11, 2023

Common sense is like deodorant. The people who need it most never use it. 🤢🤔

Sarafina (Guest) on June 2, 2023

What do you call an illegally parked frog? Toad! 🐸🚗

Moses Kipkemboi (Guest) on May 30, 2023

Why buy it for $7 when you can make it yourself with $92 worth of craft supplies? ✂️🧵

Irene Makena (Guest) on May 26, 2023

I don’t make mistakes. I date them. 💔😂

James Malima (Guest) on May 23, 2023

I don’t care what the question is. The answer is pizza. 🍕🤤

Hamida (Guest) on May 20, 2023

I’ve had my patience tested. I’m negative. 😜⏳

Mustafa (Guest) on May 10, 2023

What did the fish say when it hit the wall? Dam! 🐠🚧

Josephine Nekesa (Guest) on May 10, 2023

I need a six-month vacation, twice a year. 🏝️🕶️

Amina (Guest) on April 20, 2023

I’m not bossy, I just know what you should be doing. 😎👩‍💼

Asha (Guest) on April 5, 2023

I’m not clumsy. It’s just the floor hates me, the tables and chairs are bullies, and the walls get in my way. 😖🛋️

Mary Njeri (Guest) on March 30, 2023

Why are fish so smart? Because they live in schools! 🐠🏫

Josephine Nduta (Guest) on March 24, 2023

😄 Perfect joke!

John Mwangi (Guest) on March 23, 2023

I’m not lazy, I’m on energy-saving mode. 💤🔋

Victor Kimario (Guest) on March 15, 2023

What’s the best way to watch a fly fishing tournament? Live stream! 🎣📺

Victor Sokoine (Guest) on March 10, 2023

My wife told me to stop impersonating a flamingo. I had to put my foot down. 🦩😂

Jane Muthui (Guest) on March 10, 2023

What kind of shoes do frogs wear? Open toad sandals! 🐸👡

Nicholas Wanjohi (Guest) on February 15, 2023

There’s no 'we' in fries. 🍟🤨

Salima (Guest) on February 4, 2023

😅 I’m still cracking up!

Maneno (Guest) on January 26, 2023

Why did the picture go to jail? It was framed! 🖼️🚨

Aziza (Guest) on January 22, 2023

I decided to take an aerobics class. I bent, twisted, gyrated, and jumped. And then I got stuck in my leotard. 🩳😂

John Lissu (Guest) on January 8, 2023

😄 Pure comedy gold!

Carol Nyakio (Guest) on January 5, 2023

🤣 This one got me good!

Mariam Hassan (Guest) on January 3, 2023

I like long walks—especially when they’re taken by people who annoy me. 🚶‍♂️👋

Yusra (Guest) on December 31, 2022

Why did the farmer win the lottery? Because he was outstanding in his field! 🌾💵

Emily Chepngeno (Guest) on December 30, 2022

I’ve tried yoga, but I find stress less boring. 🧘‍♂️😆

Mary Kendi (Guest) on December 20, 2022

😂 Gotta save this!

Tambwe (Guest) on December 18, 2022

I always arrive late at the office, but I make up for it by leaving early. ⏰💼

Joseph Mallya (Guest) on December 10, 2022

🤣 This joke is just too good!

Mary Mrope (Guest) on November 15, 2022

Life is short. Smile while you still have teeth. 😁🦷

Rose Amukowa (Guest) on November 14, 2022

Why don’t mountains get cold in the winter? They wear snowcaps! 🏔️❄️

Henry Sokoine (Guest) on November 13, 2022

I told myself I should stop drinking, but I’m not about to listen to a drunk who talks to himself. 🍺😂

Sofia (Guest) on November 11, 2022

What did the big flower say to the little flower? Hi, bud! 🌻👋

Tabitha Okumu (Guest) on November 1, 2022

What does a nosy pepper do? Gets jalapeño business! 🌶️🤭

Emily Chepngeno (Guest) on October 8, 2022

I finally figured out what I want to be when I grow up: a kid again. 👶🤣

Fikiri (Guest) on October 7, 2022

How do you stop a bull from charging? Cancel its credit card! 🐃💳

Fatuma (Guest) on October 5, 2022

I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high. She looked surprised. 😲👀

Mwachumu (Guest) on September 5, 2022

I love sleep because it’s like a time machine to breakfast. 🛏️🥞

Jafari (Guest) on August 22, 2022

What does a zombie vegetarian eat? Graaains! 🧟‍♂️🌾

Joseph Mallya (Guest) on August 21, 2022

I don’t care if the glass is half full or half empty. I’m just glad it’s not a shot glass. 🥃🍹

Yahya (Guest) on August 18, 2022

I’ve reached the age where my brain goes from 'You probably shouldn’t say that' to 'What the heck, let’s see what happens'. 🤷‍♂️🤭

Tambwe (Guest) on August 17, 2022

I’m so good at sleeping, I can do it with my eyes closed. 😴😄

Chris Okello (Guest) on August 7, 2022

I’m not really a control freak, but can I show you the right way to do that? 😎🔧

Grace Majaliwa (Guest) on July 28, 2022

😃 Mood instantly lifted!

Rose Kiwanga (Guest) on July 21, 2022

I don’t trip, I do random gravity checks. 🌍🤣

Mary Sokoine (Guest) on July 8, 2022

I’m definitely telling this one to my friends! 😄

Philip Nyaga (Guest) on July 7, 2022

What do you call a snowman’s dog? A slush puppy! ⛄🐕

Mazrui (Guest) on June 28, 2022

🤣 Pure genius!

Latifa (Guest) on June 9, 2022

Don’t you hate it when someone answers their own questions? I do. 🤔

Diana Mallya (Guest) on May 24, 2022

Why did the phone break up with the charger? It couldn’t handle the power struggle! 📱🔋