What do you call a left-handed dog?
A southpaw-pawed pooch! 🐾😄
Explanation: This funny answer plays with the term "southpaw," which typically refers to a left-handed person in a sports context. By combining it with "pawed," we create a humorous term to describe our left-handed dog. The playful use of the emoji adds to the lighthearted tone, making the answer even more enjoyable.
Nassar (Guest) on October 10, 2023
I think my guardian angel drinks. 😇🍷
Mwajuma (Guest) on October 2, 2023
This joke deserves an award! 🏆
Carol Nyakio (Guest) on September 24, 2023
I don’t go crazy. I am crazy. I just go normal from time to time. 🤯😜
Rubea (Guest) on September 23, 2023
I don’t care if the glass is half full or half empty. I’m just glad it’s not a shot glass. 🥃🍹
Yusra (Guest) on September 23, 2023
I’m not overweight. I’m just under-tall. 🏋️♂️🤏
Mariam Hassan (Guest) on September 15, 2023
😅 I’m still cracking up!
Jackson Makori (Guest) on August 30, 2023
Why can’t you give Elsa a balloon? Because she’ll let it go! 🎈❄️
Joyce Aoko (Guest) on August 29, 2023
Why do elephants never use cell phones? Because they can’t fit them in their trunks! 🐘📱
Brian Karanja (Guest) on August 29, 2023
Some people just need a high-five. In the face. With a chair. 🪑✋
Joseph Kiwanga (Guest) on August 25, 2023
What’s a snowman’s favorite snack? Ice Krispies! ⛄🍚
Stephen Malecela (Guest) on August 23, 2023
🤣 Sharing this with everyone!
Mercy Atieno (Guest) on August 12, 2023
How do you know carrots are good for your eyes? Because you never see rabbits wearing glasses! 🥕🐰👓
Fatuma (Guest) on August 10, 2023
What’s brown and sticky? A stick! 🌿😂
Mohamed (Guest) on August 3, 2023
😂 This is too funny!
Betty Kimaro (Guest) on July 27, 2023
My life feels like a test I didn’t study for. 📝🤯
Patrick Kidata (Guest) on July 24, 2023
Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field! 🌾🏅
Emily Chepngeno (Guest) on July 14, 2023
Dieting is wishful shrinking. 🍩😆
Bahati (Guest) on July 7, 2023
😁 This is gold!
Charles Mboje (Guest) on June 13, 2023
Wine is to women as duct tape is to men—it fixes everything. 🍷😂
Zawadi (Guest) on June 9, 2023
I used to think I was indecisive, but now I’m not too sure. 🤷♀️
Kiza (Guest) on June 8, 2023
What did the triangle say to the circle? You’re pointless! 🔺⚪
Nora Kidata (Guest) on June 6, 2023
I always give 100% at work—12% on Monday, 23% on Tuesday, 40% on Wednesday... 📅😂
Mercy Atieno (Guest) on June 4, 2023
If you can't remember my name, just say 'coffee,' and I'll turn around. ☕🙋♀️
George Mallya (Guest) on May 19, 2023
Marriage lets you annoy one special person for the rest of your life. 💍😆
Ndoto (Guest) on May 7, 2023
I don’t procrastinate; I reschedule. 🗓️😜
Salma (Guest) on May 4, 2023
Why did the robot go on vacation? It needed to recharge! 🤖🔌
Janet Mwikali (Guest) on April 25, 2023
Haha, my sides hurt from laughing so much! 🤣
Nicholas Wanjohi (Guest) on April 13, 2023
I’m not late. I’m just early for tomorrow. ⏰😂
Grace Njuguna (Guest) on April 11, 2023
What do you call a lazy kangaroo? A pouch potato! 🦘🥔
Kheri (Guest) on April 8, 2023
😅 I’m still chuckling at this!
Grace Majaliwa (Guest) on March 23, 2023
Don’t make me adult today. 😬🧸
Nora Kidata (Guest) on March 19, 2023
I cleaned my house yesterday, which is odd because we still live in it today. 🏡🧼
Mwajabu (Guest) on March 19, 2023
Why don’t scientists trust stairs? They’re always leading you up to something! 🧪🪜
Majid (Guest) on March 14, 2023
Life is short. Smile while you still have teeth. 😁🦷
Husna (Guest) on March 12, 2023
😅 I needed that!
Issack (Guest) on February 18, 2023
Why don’t mountains get cold in the winter? They wear snowcaps! 🏔️❄️
Violet Mumo (Guest) on February 18, 2023
Doing nothing is hard, you never know when you're done. 😴
Hawa (Guest) on February 15, 2023
What do you call a sleeping bull? A bulldozer! 🐂💤
Khadija (Guest) on February 15, 2023
What did the fish say when it hit the wall? Dam! 🐠🚧
Latifa (Guest) on February 9, 2023
What did one wall say to the other? Meet you at the corner! 🧱😎
Rahim (Guest) on January 30, 2023
Whoever said laughter is the best medicine clearly hasn’t tried chocolate. 🍫😂
Kevin Maina (Guest) on January 26, 2023
My hobbies include eating and complaining that I’m gaining weight. 🍔📏
Mwalimu (Guest) on January 15, 2023
What did the grape say when it got stepped on? Nothing, it just let out a little wine! 🍇🍷
Stephen Amollo (Guest) on January 5, 2023
I’m not arguing, I’m just explaining why I’m right. 🤷♂️😎
Francis Mtangi (Guest) on January 3, 2023
That awkward moment when you leave a store without buying anything and all you can think is 'act natural, you’re innocent.' 🏬😅
Jamila (Guest) on December 27, 2022
I am not lazy, I am on power-saving mode. ⚡😌
Paul Ndomba (Guest) on December 26, 2022
How do you know the ocean is friendly? It waves! 🌊👋
Margaret Mahiga (Guest) on December 25, 2022
How do you make a tissue dance? Put a little boogie in it! 🤧💃
Betty Kimaro (Guest) on December 18, 2022
You know you’re lazy when you get excited about canceling plans. 🛋️🎉
David Ochieng (Guest) on December 18, 2022
Why did the golfer bring a spare pencil? In case he got a hole in one! ⛳✏️
Janet Sumari (Guest) on December 15, 2022
I’m multitasking: I can listen, ignore, and forget all at the same time. 🎧🤔
Azima (Guest) on December 14, 2022
People say nothing is impossible, but I do nothing every day. 😴🙃
Latifa (Guest) on December 12, 2022
What’s a witch’s favorite subject in school? Spelling! 🧙♀️📖
Elizabeth Mrema (Guest) on November 29, 2022
This one really got me, what a punchline! 😆
Jamal (Guest) on November 28, 2022
I run like the winded. 🏃♂️💨
Kijakazi (Guest) on November 28, 2022
😆 Still cracking up!
Zuhura (Guest) on November 22, 2022
😄 You got me good!
Joseph Mallya (Guest) on November 21, 2022
This just made my coffee break so much better! ☕😆
Anna Mahiga (Guest) on November 13, 2022
😁 Best laugh of the day!
Andrew Odhiambo (Guest) on November 8, 2022
Why do they call it 'beauty sleep' when you wake up looking like a troll? 😴👹