What smells the best at Thanksgiving?

Mwanaisha (Guest) on January 13, 2024

Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants? In case he got a hole in one! ⛳👖

Agnes Sumaye (Guest) on January 13, 2024

Brilliant! The timing was perfect! ⏰

Hassan (Guest) on January 11, 2024

Why don’t you write with a broken pencil? Because it’s pointless! ✏️😜

Mary Njeri (Guest) on December 30, 2023

If at first, you don’t succeed, try doing it the way your mom told you in the beginning. 👩‍👧🤷‍♂️

Stephen Mushi (Guest) on December 21, 2023

Why was the math teacher always so suspicious? She knew something didn’t add up! ➕🤨

Nora Lowassa (Guest) on December 13, 2023

I may be a little quiet, but I have so many thoughts running through my mind that I’m talking to myself non-stop. 🗣️💭

Andrew Odhiambo (Guest) on December 10, 2023

Whoever said laughter is the best medicine clearly hasn’t tried chocolate. 🍫😂

Nancy Komba (Guest) on December 9, 2023

Life is short. Smile while you still have teeth. 😁🦷

Violet Mumo (Guest) on December 6, 2023

I don’t need a hair stylist. My pillow gives me a new hairstyle every morning. 🛏️💇‍♂️

Abdillah (Guest) on December 4, 2023

You can't make everyone happy. You are not a taco. 🌮🤷‍♂️

Stephen Kangethe (Guest) on November 27, 2023

What do you get when you cross a sheep and a kangaroo? A woolly jumper! 🐑🦘

Andrew Mchome (Guest) on November 24, 2023

Why did the picture go to jail? It was framed! 🖼️🚨

Alex Nakitare (Guest) on November 12, 2023

I’m not a complete idiot. Some parts are missing. 🧩🤯

Miriam Mchome (Guest) on November 7, 2023

If we’re not meant to have midnight snacks, why is there a light in the fridge? 🥪💡

Anna Mchome (Guest) on October 31, 2023

Why don’t we tell secrets in a cornfield? Too many ears! 🌽👂

Mary Sokoine (Guest) on October 24, 2023

Why don’t oysters donate to charity? Because they’re shellfish! 🦪💰

Muslima (Guest) on October 19, 2023

😂 I’m definitely stealing this one!

Joseph Njoroge (Guest) on October 16, 2023

What do you call a group of musical whales? An orca-stra! 🐋🎻

Mchawi (Guest) on October 4, 2023

🤣 Sharing this with everyone!

Rose Kiwanga (Guest) on October 4, 2023

I’m not late. I’m just early for tomorrow. ⏰😂

Masika (Guest) on September 30, 2023

😂 I’m sending this to everyone I know!

Rahim (Guest) on September 28, 2023

Why do ducks always pay with cash? Because they don’t like bills! 🦆💵

Warda (Guest) on September 21, 2023

What’s a vampire’s favorite fruit? A blood orange! 🧛‍♂️🍊

Baraka (Guest) on September 18, 2023

The only time success comes before work is in the dictionary. 📖💼

Kassim (Guest) on September 17, 2023

What’s a pirate’s favorite exercise? The plank! 🏴‍☠️🦵

Nora Lowassa (Guest) on September 15, 2023

I’ve tried yoga, but I find stress less boring. 🧘‍♂️😆

Patrick Akech (Guest) on September 9, 2023

I didn’t see that punchline coming—hilarious! 🤣

Robert Ndunguru (Guest) on September 7, 2023

I put my phone in airplane mode, but it’s not flying! ✈️📱

Anna Mchome (Guest) on September 6, 2023

If Monday had a face, I’d punch it. 🥊📆

Lydia Mutheu (Guest) on September 2, 2023

I love deadlines. I like the whooshing sound they make as they fly by. 🕒✈️

Asha (Guest) on August 26, 2023

How do bees get to school? By school buzz! 🐝🚌

James Malima (Guest) on August 21, 2023

I used to think I was indecisive, but now I’m not so sure. 🤷‍♂️😅

Francis Mtangi (Guest) on August 11, 2023

What’s black, white, and read all over? A newspaper! 📰🖤

Mazrui (Guest) on July 28, 2023

I thought growing old would take longer. 😄👵

Asha (Guest) on July 26, 2023

😆 Rolling on the floor!

Josephine Nekesa (Guest) on July 24, 2023

I’m great at multitasking. I can waste time, be unproductive, and procrastinate all at once. ⏳🙃

Simon Kiprono (Guest) on July 8, 2023

Why do bananas wear sunscreen? Because they peel! 🍌🌞

Habiba (Guest) on June 28, 2023

What kind of shoes do ninjas wear? Sneakers! 🥷👟

Francis Mtangi (Guest) on June 21, 2023

😂 Can’t wait to share this!

Christopher Oloo (Guest) on June 14, 2023

I’m not saying I’m Wonder Woman, but have you ever seen me and Wonder Woman in the same room? 🦸‍♀️🤫

David Nyerere (Guest) on June 10, 2023

There’s no 'we' in fries. 🍟🚫

Yahya (Guest) on June 4, 2023

I put the 'pro' in procrastination. 🏆😴

Lydia Mzindakaya (Guest) on June 3, 2023

I’d give up sarcasm, but that leaves me speechless. 😏🤐

Stephen Amollo (Guest) on May 31, 2023

I could give up chocolate, but I’m not a quitter. 🍫💪

Mary Njeri (Guest) on May 29, 2023

I run like the winded. 🏃‍♀️😮‍💨

Yahya (Guest) on May 21, 2023

What’s the tallest building in the world? The library, because it has the most stories! 📚🏢

Moses Kipkemboi (Guest) on May 17, 2023

This joke is a keeper for sure! 😁

Edward Chepkoech (Guest) on May 16, 2023

If Monday had a face, I’d punch it. 🥊📅

Patrick Mutua (Guest) on May 11, 2023

😆 Bookmarking this!

Mchawi (Guest) on May 10, 2023

I cleaned my house yesterday, which is odd because we still live in it today. 🏡🧼

Benjamin Masanja (Guest) on May 7, 2023

I don’t trip, I do random gravity checks. 🌍🤣

Salima (Guest) on May 2, 2023

I am on a 30-day diet. So far, I’ve lost 15 days. 📅🍔

Alice Wanjiru (Guest) on April 29, 2023

If I had a dollar for every time I got distracted, I wish I had some ice cream right now. 🍦💸

Diana Mumbua (Guest) on April 29, 2023

Monday should be optional. 😴⏳

Mwajabu (Guest) on April 21, 2023

I’m not procrastinating, I’m just on a procrastination break. ⏳🙃

Fadhila (Guest) on April 19, 2023

Why was the math book sad? It had too many problems. 📚😭

Lydia Wanyama (Guest) on April 15, 2023

Why don’t melons get married? Because they cantaloupe! 🍈💍

Sultan (Guest) on April 6, 2023

How do you make a squid laugh? With ten-tickles! 🦑😂

Shabani (Guest) on April 3, 2023

😅 I’m still laughing!

Elijah Mutua (Guest) on March 29, 2023

People say nothing is impossible, but I do nothing every day. 😴🙃