Who is Knocking?

Arifa (Guest) on November 2, 2023

😂 I can't stop laughing at this one!

Kevin Maina (Guest) on October 29, 2023

Why don’t some fish play piano? Because you can’t tuna fish! 🐟🎹

Grace Majaliwa (Guest) on October 25, 2023

Why don’t we tell secrets in a cornfield? Too many ears! 🌽👂

Mariam Hassan (Guest) on October 14, 2023

😆 That punchline was epic!

Kiza (Guest) on September 30, 2023

I’ve got to save this one, too funny! 😆

Betty Cheruiyot (Guest) on September 27, 2023

Haha, my sides hurt from laughing so much! 🤣

Catherine Naliaka (Guest) on September 26, 2023

I’m not really a control freak, but can I show you the right way to do that? 😎🔧

Safiya (Guest) on September 8, 2023

😃 Instant mood boost!

Mwalimu (Guest) on August 27, 2023

What did one wall say to the other? Meet you at the corner! 🧱😎

Anna Sumari (Guest) on August 24, 2023

This joke deserves an award! 🏆

Majid (Guest) on August 23, 2023

I’m multitasking: I can listen, ignore, and forget all at the same time. 🎧🤔

Saidi (Guest) on August 23, 2023

🤣 That punchline was unexpected!

Farida (Guest) on July 30, 2023

Why do soccer players do well in school? Because they know how to use their heads! ⚽🧠

Mwanaisha (Guest) on July 17, 2023

I can’t cook, but I can follow directions—so if I fail, it’s the recipe’s fault. 🍳🤷‍♂️

Janet Wambura (Guest) on July 5, 2023

Why do bees have sticky hair? Because they use honeycombs! 🐝🍯

Mwagonda (Guest) on June 23, 2023

I don't need a hair stylist. My pillow gives me a new hairstyle every morning. 🛏️💇‍♂️

Mwalimu (Guest) on June 11, 2023

Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field! 🌾🏅

John Lissu (Guest) on June 4, 2023

Who needs a superhero when you have a mom? 🦸‍♀️❤️

Andrew Mahiga (Guest) on June 2, 2023

If life gives you lemons, freeze them and throw them at people who are annoying. 🍋😂

Salima (Guest) on June 2, 2023

😂 I’m completely obsessed with this!

Victor Malima (Guest) on May 31, 2023

😂 This is too funny!

Sharon Kibiru (Guest) on May 30, 2023

Why do cows have hooves instead of feet? Because they lactose! 🐄🦶

Daniel Obura (Guest) on May 23, 2023

Why don’t koalas count as bears? They don’t have the koalifications! 🐨🎓

Anthony Kariuki (Guest) on May 18, 2023

😆 Totally hilarious!

Frank Sokoine (Guest) on May 14, 2023

What’s brown and sticky? A stick! 🌿😂

Mjaka (Guest) on May 12, 2023

I love my six-pack so much, I protect it with a layer of fat. 🧍‍♂️🍔

James Mduma (Guest) on May 5, 2023

Why did I wake up tired? I went to bed tired. 🛌😴

Irene Akoth (Guest) on May 2, 2023

Haha, this joke is a keeper! 📌

Peter Otieno (Guest) on April 29, 2023

Why does cooking take six hours, but eating takes like three seconds? ⏲️🍽️

Lucy Wangui (Guest) on April 22, 2023

Why fall in love when you can fall asleep? 🛌💤

Nancy Komba (Guest) on April 18, 2023

😂 I’m dying!

Robert Ndunguru (Guest) on April 13, 2023

I love work; it fascinates me. I can sit and watch it for hours. 💻🛋️

Richard Mulwa (Guest) on April 9, 2023

If you can’t handle me at my worst, just wait. It gets worse. 😂🤯

Mariam Hassan (Guest) on April 9, 2023

What do you call fake spaghetti? An impasta! 🍝🤡

Brian Karanja (Guest) on March 27, 2023

What’s brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Poop! 💩🎤

Jackson Makori (Guest) on March 24, 2023

I won’t be impressed with technology until I can download food. 🍔💻

Thomas Mwakalindile (Guest) on March 22, 2023

I have a lot of growing up to do. I realized that the other day inside my fort. 🏰🤣

Amani (Guest) on February 27, 2023

How does a dog stop a video? He presses the paws button! 🐕⏸️

Shukuru (Guest) on February 26, 2023

I thought I wanted a career, turns out I just wanted paychecks. 💼💸

Mwalimu (Guest) on February 22, 2023

Why don’t skeletons play music in church? Because they don’t have organs! ⛪🎶

Nora Kidata (Guest) on February 21, 2023

What kind of dog can tell time? A watch dog! 🐕⏰

James Kawawa (Guest) on February 18, 2023

Why don’t elephants use computers? They’re afraid of the mouse! 🐘🖱️

Victor Mwalimu (Guest) on February 17, 2023

Why do chickens sit on eggs? Because they don’t have chairs! 🐔🥚

Makame (Guest) on February 16, 2023

This joke is a keeper for sure! 😁

Sarah Mbise (Guest) on February 3, 2023

I’m writing a book. I’ve got the page numbers done. 📚😆

Anthony Kariuki (Guest) on January 24, 2023

What do you call a chicken staring at lettuce? Chicken Caesar salad! 🐔🥗

Ann Wambui (Guest) on January 21, 2023

😂 I can’t stop laughing!

Victor Kimario (Guest) on January 19, 2023

I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high. She looked surprised. 😲👀

David Chacha (Guest) on January 18, 2023

I always carry a pen in my pocket, just in case someone gives me their autograph... on a check. ✍️💰

Kenneth Murithi (Guest) on January 13, 2023

Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants? In case he got a hole in one! ⛳👖

Baraka (Guest) on January 6, 2023

Why do bananas wear sunscreen? Because they peel! 🍌🌞

Zakia (Guest) on January 5, 2023

Why did the phone break up with the charger? It couldn’t handle the power struggle! 📱🔋

Catherine Mkumbo (Guest) on January 3, 2023

What do you call a magic dog? A labracadabrador! 🐕✨

Jane Malecela (Guest) on December 29, 2022

I’m sorry, did I roll my eyes out loud? 🙄💬

Alice Mrema (Guest) on December 16, 2022

What did one hat say to the other? You stay here, I’ll go on ahead! 🎩🏃‍♂️

Victor Kimario (Guest) on December 15, 2022

Why don’t you ever see elephants hiding in trees? Because they’re so good at it! 🐘🌳

Mwanakhamis (Guest) on December 10, 2022

What do you call a pig that does karate? A pork chop! 🐷🥋

Asha (Guest) on December 8, 2022

Why don’t oysters share their pearls? Because they’re shellfish! 🦪😜

Joseph Kitine (Guest) on December 6, 2022

I wasn’t born to 'just get things done'—I was born to confuse people with my nonsense. 🤯🤪

Janet Sumari (Guest) on December 5, 2022

I’ve learned so much from my mistakes, I’m thinking of making a few more. 🙈😜