Why can’t skeletons play music?

Mwagonda (Guest) on August 30, 2023

😃 Instant mood boost!

Nancy Akumu (Guest) on August 26, 2023

😆 Still cracking up!

Joseph Kiwanga (Guest) on August 20, 2023

What kind of car does a sheep drive? A lamborghini! 🐑🚗

Omari (Guest) on August 11, 2023

😄 This is pure brilliance!

Andrew Odhiambo (Guest) on August 5, 2023

I wish everything was as easy as getting fat. 🍔😆

Alice Jebet (Guest) on August 3, 2023

Why do fish always know how much they weigh? Because they have their own scales! 🐟⚖️

Farida (Guest) on July 31, 2023

A balanced diet means a cupcake in each hand. 🧁🤲

Samuel Omondi (Guest) on July 31, 2023

Common sense is like deodorant. The people who need it most never use it. 🤢🤔

Mwanajuma (Guest) on July 28, 2023

I need a six-month vacation, twice a year. 🏝️😅

Elizabeth Malima (Guest) on July 23, 2023

If lying was a job, I'd be on a Forbes list by now. 😇📝

Nashon (Guest) on July 21, 2023

Who needs a superhero when you have a mom? 🦸‍♀️❤️

Kevin Maina (Guest) on July 19, 2023

😂 Can't stop laughing!

Janet Sumari (Guest) on July 11, 2023

Haha! I couldn't stop laughing at this one! 🤣

Grace Mushi (Guest) on July 11, 2023

What did the big flower say to the little flower? Hi, bud! 🌻👋

Shamim (Guest) on July 8, 2023

I’ve started using my kids as weights. That counts as working out, right? 🏋️‍♂️👶

Alex Nyamweya (Guest) on June 25, 2023

Life is too short to wear boring socks. 🧦🎉

Lydia Mutheu (Guest) on June 24, 2023

I'm not clumsy. It's just the floor hates me, the table and chairs are bullies, and the walls get in my way. 🤕🏠

Joseph Mallya (Guest) on June 20, 2023

I love deadlines. I like the whooshing sound they make as they fly by. 🕒✈️

Sofia (Guest) on June 18, 2023

Sometimes I talk to myself. Then we both laugh. 😂👥

Susan Wangari (Guest) on June 17, 2023

😁 This is gold!

Fredrick Mutiso (Guest) on June 9, 2023

Why couldn’t the leopard play hide and seek? Because he was always spotted! 🐆👀

Vincent Mwangangi (Guest) on June 9, 2023

If Monday had a face, I’d punch it. 🥊📅

Mchuma (Guest) on June 4, 2023

What do you call an illegally parked frog? Toad! 🐸🚗

Ruth Wanjiku (Guest) on May 30, 2023

I haven’t lost my mind. It’s backed up on a hard drive somewhere. 💾🤯

Anna Sumari (Guest) on May 27, 2023

I'm not short. I'm just concentrated awesome! 👌😂

Zuhura (Guest) on May 2, 2023

I can’t wait to tell this joke at my next party! 🎉

Ramadhan (Guest) on May 1, 2023

😄 What a joke!

Neema (Guest) on April 29, 2023

What did the digital clock say to the grandfather clock? Look, no hands! ⏱️🙌

Mwanajuma (Guest) on April 9, 2023

Doing nothing is hard, you never know when you're done. 😴

Patrick Mutua (Guest) on April 7, 2023

Why don’t melons get married? Because they cantaloupe! 🍈💍

Peter Tibaijuka (Guest) on April 6, 2023

What did the grape do when it got stepped on? Nothing but let out a little wine! 🍇🍷

Asha (Guest) on March 30, 2023

Why don’t bananas ever get lonely? They hang out in bunches! 🍌👯‍♂️

Wilson Ombati (Guest) on March 16, 2023

😁 Best laugh of the day!

Moses Kipkemboi (Guest) on March 11, 2023

I love naps. Like, I literally love them. They make me feel better about wasting the day. 😴🛏️

Esther Cheruiyot (Guest) on March 9, 2023

This joke was on point! Love it! 🎯

Nicholas Wanjohi (Guest) on February 26, 2023

Why does cooking take six hours, but eating takes like three seconds? ⏲️🍽️

Salum (Guest) on February 23, 2023

I'd exercise, but it makes me spill my coffee. ☕🏃‍♂️

Henry Sokoine (Guest) on February 18, 2023

What do lawyers wear to court? Lawsuits! 👨‍⚖️👔

Mwachumu (Guest) on February 17, 2023

Why don’t skeletons fight each other? They don’t have the guts! 🦴😂

Alex Nakitare (Guest) on February 3, 2023

I'm on the 'I-just-ate' diet. It's working perfectly. 🍕💪

Dorothy Mwakalindile (Guest) on February 1, 2023

I need to get in shape. If I were murdered right now, my chalk outline would be a circle. 🧍‍♀️🔵

Vincent Mwangangi (Guest) on January 24, 2023

This joke is going straight to my favorites! 😂

Daudi (Guest) on January 21, 2023

If my jeans could talk, they’d say, 'Stop eating!' 👖🍕

Joyce Mussa (Guest) on December 24, 2022

How do you throw a space party? You planet! 🪐🎉

Anna Sumari (Guest) on December 15, 2022

I can’t adult today. Please don’t make me adult. 😬🧸

Stephen Kangethe (Guest) on December 15, 2022

How do you know carrots are good for your eyes? Because you never see rabbits wearing glasses! 🥕🐰👓

David Kawawa (Guest) on December 14, 2022

I love you more than coffee, but please don’t make me prove it. ☕❤️

Joseph Njoroge (Guest) on December 9, 2022

😁 Definitely my new go-to joke!

Nyota (Guest) on November 22, 2022

My wife told me to stop impersonating a flamingo. I had to put my foot down. 🦩😂

Kevin Maina (Guest) on November 16, 2022

Haha, this joke is a keeper! 📌

Mwanakhamis (Guest) on November 16, 2022

What’s orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot! 🥕🦜

Kenneth Murithi (Guest) on November 5, 2022

Did you hear about the kidnapping at the playground? They woke up! 🛝🤣

Husna (Guest) on November 5, 2022

What do you call a pile of cats? A meow-ntain! 🐱⛰️

Peter Mugendi (Guest) on October 29, 2022

I’m not saying I’m Wonder Woman, but have you ever seen me and Wonder Woman in the same room? 🦸‍♀️🤫

Grace Wairimu (Guest) on October 26, 2022

What do you get when you cross a dog with a phone? A golden receiver! 🐕📞

George Wanjala (Guest) on October 15, 2022

I am one step away from being rich, all I need now is money. 💵🚶‍♂️

Bahati (Guest) on September 24, 2022

I always arrive late at the office, but I make up for it by leaving early. ⏰💼

Azima (Guest) on September 20, 2022

What do you call a fly without wings? A walk! 🪰🚶‍♂️

Makame (Guest) on September 9, 2022

Life is too short to be serious all the time. So, if you can’t laugh at yourself, call me—I’ll laugh at you. 😂📞

Edith Cherotich (Guest) on August 27, 2022

🤣 Brilliant joke!