Agnes Sumaye (Guest) on July 5, 2023

It’s not that I’m lazy, I’m just highly motivated to do nothing. 🛋️😂

Hellen Nduta (Guest) on July 3, 2023

I don’t make mistakes. I date them. 💔😂

Joseph Mallya (Guest) on July 2, 2023

🤣 Brilliant joke!

Monica Nyalandu (Guest) on July 1, 2023

What do you call a lazy kangaroo? A pouch potato! 🦘🥔

Michael Mboya (Guest) on June 18, 2023

I’m not shy. I’m holding back my awesomeness so I don’t intimidate you. 🦸‍♂️😎

Moses Kipkemboi (Guest) on June 11, 2023

Why was Cinderella so bad at soccer? She kept running away from the ball! 👠⚽

Husna (Guest) on June 8, 2023

Why don’t crabs give to charity? Because they’re shellfish! 🦀💰

Mhina (Guest) on June 2, 2023

This joke was on point! Love it! 🎯

Mwakisu (Guest) on May 31, 2023

Why do elephants never use cell phones? Because they can’t fit them in their trunks! 🐘📱

Irene Akoth (Guest) on May 19, 2023

😆 I’m bookmarking this for later!

Alice Jebet (Guest) on May 18, 2023

Why don’t sharks eat clowns? Because they taste funny! 🦈🤡

Henry Sokoine (Guest) on May 14, 2023

I need six months of vacation, twice a year. 🏖️😂

Wilson Ombati (Guest) on May 13, 2023

What do you get when you cross a sheep and a bee? Bah-humbug! 🐑🐝

Shamim (Guest) on May 8, 2023

I am not lazy, I am on power-saving mode. ⚡😌

Shamim (Guest) on April 24, 2023

Why don’t basketball players ever go on vacation? They’re afraid of traveling! 🏀✈️

Nancy Kawawa (Guest) on April 20, 2023

Life is like a roller coaster. And I'm stuck in the line for the bathroom. 🎢🚻

Shani (Guest) on April 14, 2023

I’ve reached the age where my brain goes from 'You probably shouldn’t say that' to 'What the heck, let’s see what happens'. 🤷‍♂️🤭

Joyce Mussa (Guest) on April 14, 2023

What did one volcano say to the other? I lava you! 🌋❤️

Mjaka (Guest) on April 11, 2023

What do you call a snowman with a six-pack? An abdominal snowman! ⛄💪

Francis Mrope (Guest) on April 3, 2023

Why do cows have hooves instead of feet? Because they lactose! 🐄🦶

Alex Nyamweya (Guest) on March 29, 2023

What do you call a fly without wings? A walk! 🪰🚶‍♂️

David Ochieng (Guest) on March 27, 2023

What does a nosy pepper do? Gets jalapeño business! 🌶️🤭

Peter Mwambui (Guest) on March 26, 2023

Wine is constant proof that God loves us and loves to see us happy. 🍷🙏

Charles Wafula (Guest) on March 22, 2023

I was having a bad day until I read this! 😅

Edwin Ndambuki (Guest) on March 16, 2023

😂 Can't stop laughing!

George Tenga (Guest) on March 2, 2023

Why did the baker go to therapy? He had too much on his plate! 🍰🛋️

Grace Njuguna (Guest) on February 25, 2023

This joke is going straight to my favorites! 😂

Benjamin Masanja (Guest) on February 23, 2023

I hate when I’m singing a song and the artist gets the words wrong. 🎤🤷‍♀️

Hassan (Guest) on February 17, 2023

Life is too short to be serious all the time. So, if you can’t laugh at yourself, call me—I’ll laugh at you. 🤣📞

Andrew Mahiga (Guest) on February 15, 2023

The only thing better than talking about food is eating it. 🍔🍴

Henry Mollel (Guest) on February 13, 2023

My idea of housework is to sweep the room with a glance. 👀🧹

Maida (Guest) on February 12, 2023

I told myself I should stop drinking, but I’m not about to listen to a drunk who talks to himself. 🍺😂

Rehema (Guest) on February 10, 2023

I put the 'pro' in procrastination. 🏆😴

Rose Waithera (Guest) on February 9, 2023

My brain has too many tabs open. 💻🧠

Alice Wanjiru (Guest) on February 6, 2023

Why don’t koalas make great detectives? They’re terrible at following koal-ifications! 🐨🕵️‍♂️

Irene Makena (Guest) on February 4, 2023

I told my wife she should embrace her mistakes. She gave me a hug. 💑🤣

Amani (Guest) on January 19, 2023

Why did the watch break up with the clock? It found someone better for the time being! ⏰💔

Fikiri (Guest) on January 15, 2023

Why don’t eggs tell jokes? They’d crack each other up! 🥚🤣

Mashaka (Guest) on January 11, 2023

Why don’t mountains get cold in the winter? They wear snowcaps! 🏔️❄️

Sultan (Guest) on December 29, 2022

This is pure comedy gold! 😄

Fatuma (Guest) on December 24, 2022

Why don’t oysters share their pearls? Because they’re shellfish! 🦪😜

Paul Kamau (Guest) on December 22, 2022

I have to exercise early in the morning before my brain figures out what I’m doing. 🏃‍♂️😴

Mariam Hassan (Guest) on December 18, 2022

Absolutely hilarious! Can’t get enough! 😂

Shamim (Guest) on December 17, 2022

I'd agree with you, but then we’d both be wrong. 🤔🤷‍♂️

Jaffar (Guest) on December 15, 2022

I finally figured out what I want to be when I get older... younger! 😆👶

Nuru (Guest) on December 10, 2022

Why do cows have hooves instead of feet? Because they lactose! 🐄🦶

Catherine Naliaka (Guest) on December 8, 2022

What did the duck say when it bought lipstick? Put it on my bill! 🦆💄

Warda (Guest) on December 7, 2022

😄 I can’t even breathe, so funny!

Tabitha Okumu (Guest) on December 7, 2022

I don’t trip, I do random gravity checks. 🌍🤣

Issack (Guest) on December 4, 2022

If you think nobody cares if you’re alive, try missing a couple of car payments. 🚗💵

Lydia Wanyama (Guest) on December 3, 2022

🤣 Sharing this right now!

Andrew Mahiga (Guest) on November 11, 2022

😄 Too good!

Sultan (Guest) on November 6, 2022

I’m not overweight. I’m just under-tall. 🏋️‍♂️🤏

Mchuma (Guest) on November 4, 2022

At my age, I need glasses... just to find my glasses. 👓😜

Nancy Kabura (Guest) on November 3, 2022

Why are teddy bears never hungry? Because they’re always stuffed! 🧸🍽️

Majid (Guest) on October 26, 2022

What do you call a sleeping bull? A bulldozer! 🐂💤

Emily Chepngeno (Guest) on October 25, 2022

What’s a witch’s favorite subject in school? Spelling! 🧙‍♀️📖

Jacob Kiplangat (Guest) on October 22, 2022

I’ve got to save this one, too funny! 😆

Jackson Makori (Guest) on October 12, 2022

My dream job would be the karma delivery person. 🚚😈

Lucy Wangui (Guest) on October 4, 2022

What do you call an illegally parked frog? Toad! 🐸🚗