Why did the teacher have to wear sunglasses?

Rose Mwinuka (Guest) on October 8, 2023

I didn’t see that punchline coming—hilarious! 🤣

Ramadhan (Guest) on September 21, 2023

Why don’t sharks eat clowns? Because they taste funny! 🦈🤡

Mazrui (Guest) on September 19, 2023

How do you know carrots are good for your eyes? Because you never see rabbits wearing glasses! 🥕🐰👓

Stephen Mushi (Guest) on September 7, 2023

Why do fish always know how much they weigh? Because they have their own scales! 🐟⚖️

Nancy Akumu (Guest) on August 22, 2023

What kind of music do mummies like? Wrap music! 🎶🧻

Joseph Kawawa (Guest) on August 17, 2023

Why can’t you trust stairs? Because they’re always up to something! 🛗🤔

Yusra (Guest) on August 15, 2023

I'm a multitasker. I can listen, ignore, and forget all at once. 🎧🤔

Shamim (Guest) on July 29, 2023

Exercise? I thought you said extra fries! 🍟🏋️‍♀️

Rashid (Guest) on July 25, 2023

I’m not weird, I’m limited edition. 🦄😜

Maimuna (Guest) on July 8, 2023

😆 Bookmarking this!

Dorothy Majaliwa (Guest) on July 3, 2023

I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high. She looked surprised. 😲👀

Grace Minja (Guest) on June 30, 2023

What kind of dog can tell time? A watch dog! 🐕⏰

Josephine (Guest) on June 28, 2023

I’m not late. I’m just very early for tomorrow. ⏰😂

Dorothy Mwakalindile (Guest) on June 25, 2023

😂 This joke just made my day!

Monica Adhiambo (Guest) on June 24, 2023

Why do elephants never use cell phones? Because they can’t fit them in their trunks! 🐘📱

Muslima (Guest) on June 24, 2023

I don’t understand why people say hurtful things like 'I don’t even know you.' We’ve been Facebook friends for two years! 📱😆

Saidi (Guest) on June 23, 2023

I’d rather be someone’s shot of whiskey than everyone’s cup of tea. 🥃☕

Catherine Naliaka (Guest) on June 20, 2023

I wish everything was as easy as getting fat. 🍔😆

Salma (Guest) on May 18, 2023

I’m great at multitasking. I can waste time, be unproductive, and procrastinate all at once. ⏳😂

Mazrui (Guest) on May 16, 2023

Why couldn’t the bicycle stand up by itself? It was two-tired! 🚲😅

Latifa (Guest) on May 15, 2023

I love you more than coffee, but please don’t make me prove it. ☕❤️

Abubakari (Guest) on May 13, 2023

I think my guardian angel drinks. 😇🍷

Ndoto (Guest) on May 8, 2023

😁 This is gold!

Elizabeth Malima (Guest) on May 7, 2023

What’s brown and sticky? A stick! 🌿😂

Khadija (Guest) on May 5, 2023

Why did the coffee file a police report? It got mugged! ☕🚔

Jaffar (Guest) on May 1, 2023

If life gives you lemons, freeze them and throw them at people who are annoying. 🍋😂

Mariam Hassan (Guest) on April 24, 2023

Haha! I couldn't stop laughing at this one! 🤣

John Lissu (Guest) on April 18, 2023

What does a zombie vegetarian eat? Graaains! 🧟‍♂️🌾

Salima (Guest) on April 16, 2023

I don’t need an inspirational quote, I need coffee. ☕📖

Sarah Achieng (Guest) on April 7, 2023

What did the left eye say to the right eye? Between us, something smells! 👀👃

Lucy Wangui (Guest) on April 2, 2023

If we’re not supposed to have midnight snacks, why is there a light in the fridge? 🧀🌙

Biashara (Guest) on March 29, 2023

Hilarious! This one’s going into my favorites! 😄

Tabu (Guest) on March 27, 2023

😂 I’m completely obsessed with this!

Patrick Mutua (Guest) on March 19, 2023

😄 What a joke!

Ruth Mtangi (Guest) on March 12, 2023

If I won the award for laziness, I would send someone to pick it up for me. 🏆😴

John Mushi (Guest) on March 10, 2023

Why don’t oysters share their pearls? Because they’re shellfish! 🦪😜

Jamila (Guest) on March 8, 2023

What do you call an illegally parked frog? Toad! 🐸🚗

Nasra (Guest) on March 5, 2023

I can resist anything except temptation. 😈😅

Abubakar (Guest) on March 1, 2023

Why don’t bananas ever get lonely? They hang out in bunches! 🍌👯‍♂️

Elizabeth Mrema (Guest) on February 24, 2023

What did the triangle say to the circle? You’re pointless! 🔺⚪

Lydia Wanyama (Guest) on February 14, 2023

I have a speed limit of 30 minutes per hour. 🐢⏳

Alice Jebet (Guest) on February 14, 2023

I used to think I was indecisive, but now I'm not too sure. 🤷‍♂️🤔

Issack (Guest) on February 14, 2023

I don't trip over things; I do random gravity checks. 🌍😅

Hassan (Guest) on February 7, 2023

My hobbies include eating and complaining that I’m gaining weight. 🍕📏

Joseph Kawawa (Guest) on January 28, 2023

😂 I’m dying!

Paul Ndomba (Guest) on January 19, 2023

I told myself I should stop drinking, but I’m not about to listen to a drunk who talks to himself. 🍺😂

Jackson Makori (Guest) on January 19, 2023

What’s a skeleton’s least favorite room in the house? The living room! 💀🛋️

Monica Nyalandu (Guest) on January 16, 2023

I need to get in shape. If I were murdered right now, my chalk outline would be a circle. 🧍‍♀️🔵

Edward Chepkoech (Guest) on January 16, 2023

😆 Saving this one!

Simon Kiprono (Guest) on January 9, 2023

Chocolate is the answer. Who cares what the question is? 🍫❓

Shabani (Guest) on January 6, 2023

I can’t cook, but I can follow directions—so if I fail, it’s the recipe’s fault. 🍳🤷‍♂️

Sarah Mbise (Guest) on December 14, 2022

😆 That punchline was epic!

Benjamin Kibicho (Guest) on December 13, 2022

I followed my heart, and it led me to the fridge. 💖🍕

Esther Cheruiyot (Guest) on December 5, 2022

If we’re not meant to have midnight snacks, why is there a light in the fridge? 🥪💡

David Musyoka (Guest) on December 1, 2022

I'm on that new diet where you eat everything and hope for a miracle. 🍰😂

Ruth Kibona (Guest) on November 18, 2022

Wow, this joke is a total winner! 🏆

Esther Cheruiyot (Guest) on November 15, 2022

What did the digital clock say to the grandfather clock? Look, no hands! ⏱️🙌

James Malima (Guest) on November 3, 2022

You can't make everyone happy. You are not a taco. 🌮🤷‍♂️

John Malisa (Guest) on November 1, 2022

Why did the clock go to therapy? It had too many issues with time! 🕰️🛋️

Stephen Amollo (Guest) on October 30, 2022

Why did the banana go to the doctor? It wasn’t peeling well! 🍌🤒