Why was six afraid of seven?

Masika (Guest) on November 20, 2023

Why don’t you ever see elephants hiding in trees? Because they’re so good at it! 🐘🌳

Elizabeth Mrope (Guest) on November 9, 2023

Why don’t scientists trust stairs? They’re always leading you up to something! 🧪🪜

Khalifa (Guest) on October 31, 2023

It’s not that I’m lazy, I’m just highly motivated to do nothing. 🛋️😂

Saidi (Guest) on October 26, 2023

My bank account is like a waterfall. Just constant flow... of money going away. 💸🏞️

Henry Mollel (Guest) on October 25, 2023

If Monday had a face, I’d punch it. 🥊📆

John Kamande (Guest) on October 23, 2023

Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field! 🌾🏅

Makame (Guest) on October 19, 2023

😄 This is pure brilliance!

Warda (Guest) on October 5, 2023

What’s a pig’s favorite karate move? The pork chop! 🐷🥋

Edwin Ndambuki (Guest) on September 22, 2023

I don’t need to be perfect. I need to be caffeinated. ☕😆

Sekela (Guest) on September 15, 2023

😁 Best laugh of the day!

Mustafa (Guest) on September 14, 2023

I wonder how police on bikes arrest people. 'Alright, get in the basket'. 🚲👮‍♂️

Abubakari (Guest) on September 5, 2023

Why are teddy bears never hungry? Because they’re always stuffed! 🧸🍽️

Ruth Kibona (Guest) on September 3, 2023

What do you call a chicken staring at lettuce? Chicken Caesar salad! 🐔🥗

Peter Tibaijuka (Guest) on September 1, 2023

A day without sunshine is like, you know, night. 🌞🌙

Linda Karimi (Guest) on August 29, 2023

I’m not a complete idiot. Some parts are missing. 🧠🤯

Kheri (Guest) on August 25, 2023

Why did the fisherman put peanut butter into the sea? To go with the jellyfish! 🥜🐙

Rabia (Guest) on August 13, 2023

What did the janitor say when he jumped out of the closet? Supplies! 🧹🎉

Mchuma (Guest) on August 13, 2023

I wish everything was as easy as getting fat. 🍩😂

Masika (Guest) on July 31, 2023

I’m on a 30-day diet. So far, I’ve lost 15 days. 🗓️🍔

Josephine Nekesa (Guest) on July 29, 2023

Some days, I amaze myself. Other days, I trip over my own feet. 🤦‍♂️🤣

Jamal (Guest) on July 18, 2023

I need a six-month vacation, twice a year. 🏝️😅

Agnes Sumaye (Guest) on July 10, 2023

Why don’t skeletons go to parties? They have no body to dance with! 🦴🎉

Mwakisu (Guest) on June 30, 2023

How do you know the ocean is friendly? It waves! 🌊👋

Chum (Guest) on June 28, 2023

This joke just turned my whole mood around! 😃

Hashim (Guest) on June 28, 2023

Why don’t some fish play piano? Because you can’t tuna fish! 🐟🎹

Mariam Kawawa (Guest) on June 26, 2023

If I won the award for laziness, I would send someone to pick it up for me. 🏆😴

Elizabeth Mrope (Guest) on June 26, 2023

I love my six-pack so much, I protect it with a layer of fat. 🧍‍♂️🍔

Janet Sumaye (Guest) on June 13, 2023

How do trees access the internet? They log in! 🌲💻

Fredrick Mutiso (Guest) on June 13, 2023

I think my guardian angel drinks. 😇🍷

Nchi (Guest) on June 12, 2023

What’s the tallest building in the world? The library, because it has the most stories! 📚🏢

Charles Mchome (Guest) on June 5, 2023

I’m multitasking: I can listen, ignore, and forget all at the same time. 🧠🎧

David Chacha (Guest) on June 3, 2023

Why don’t vampires like garlic? It’s a pain in the neck! 🧛‍♂️🧄

Paul Ndomba (Guest) on May 27, 2023

I would lose weight, but I hate losing. 😂🏆

Anna Malela (Guest) on May 14, 2023

😆 This one really got me!

Hashim (Guest) on May 13, 2023

I hate when I’m singing along to a song and the artist gets the words wrong. 🎤🎶

Faiza (Guest) on May 12, 2023

How does a dog stop a video? He presses the paws button! 🐕⏸️

Agnes Lowassa (Guest) on May 3, 2023

What’s a cow’s favorite place to go? The moo-vies! 🐄🎥

Peter Mugendi (Guest) on April 19, 2023

Why don’t oysters donate to charity? Because they’re shellfish! 🦪💰

Binti (Guest) on April 19, 2023

I’ve started using my kids as weights. That counts as working out, right? 🏋️‍♂️👶

Robert Ndunguru (Guest) on April 19, 2023

If I had a dollar for every time I thought about eating, I’d be rich... and probably still hungry. 🍕💵

Christopher Oloo (Guest) on April 8, 2023

My diet for today: 1% food, 99% excuses. 🍩🙃

Nchi (Guest) on April 4, 2023

What’s a witch’s favorite subject in school? Spelling! 🧙‍♀️📖

David Ochieng (Guest) on March 28, 2023

😃 Mood instantly lifted!

Mwanaidha (Guest) on March 8, 2023

I’m on a 24-hour coffee break. ☕⏳

Fadhili (Guest) on March 2, 2023

😅 Needed this laugh, thanks!

Faith Kariuki (Guest) on February 28, 2023

😂 I’m seriously crying over here!

Mwafirika (Guest) on February 22, 2023

😁 This is gold!

Peter Mwambui (Guest) on February 15, 2023

What do you call an illegally parked frog? Toad! 🐸🚗

Sarafina (Guest) on February 12, 2023

Why couldn’t the bicycle stand up by itself? It was two-tired! 🚲😅

Carol Nyakio (Guest) on January 29, 2023

Why do soccer players do well in school? Because they know how to use their heads! ⚽🧠

Diana Mallya (Guest) on January 29, 2023

😂 I’m completely obsessed with this!

Warda (Guest) on January 14, 2023

I have a lot of growing up to do. I realized that the other day inside my fort. 🏰🤣

Frank Sokoine (Guest) on January 10, 2023

That awkward moment when you leave a store without buying anything and all you can think is 'act natural, you’re innocent.' 🏬😅

George Ndungu (Guest) on January 10, 2023

Why did the clock go to therapy? It had too many issues with time! 🕰️🛋️

Irene Akoth (Guest) on January 7, 2023

I’ve found the recipe for happiness. Can someone just send me some money to buy the ingredients? 💸😆

Benjamin Kibicho (Guest) on January 6, 2023

I’d rather be someone’s shot of whiskey than everyone’s cup of tea. 🥃☕

Joseph Njoroge (Guest) on December 27, 2022

What did the duck say when it bought a snack? Put it on my bill! 🦆🍿

Emily Chepngeno (Guest) on December 19, 2022

Exercise? I thought you said 'extra fries'! 🍟😂

Victor Sokoine (Guest) on December 14, 2022

Why did the tree go to the dentist? It needed a root canal! 🌳🦷

Mazrui (Guest) on December 13, 2022

I'm on a seafood diet. I see food, and I eat it. 🐟🍕