Why was the computer cold?

Sumaya (Guest) on September 26, 2023

If we were on a sinking ship and there was only one life vest... I would miss you so much. 🛳️💦

Jamal (Guest) on September 24, 2023

Classic! I’m still laughing! 😄

Peter Mugendi (Guest) on September 21, 2023

I wonder how many calories I burn by jumping to conclusions. 🤔🤸‍♂️

Philip Nyaga (Guest) on September 19, 2023

Money can’t buy happiness, but it can buy pizza, which is kind of the same thing. 🍕💸

Umi (Guest) on September 18, 2023

Running is great. Unless you faint. 🏃‍♀️🥵

Abdullah (Guest) on September 15, 2023

What’s a skeleton’s least favorite room in the house? The living room! 💀🛋️

Latifa (Guest) on September 10, 2023

🤣 That twist at the end, though!

Khalifa (Guest) on September 3, 2023

Sometimes I wake up grumpy; other times I let her sleep. 😡🛌

Jaffar (Guest) on September 1, 2023

What do you get when you cross a dog with a phone? A golden receiver! 🐕📞

Faith Kariuki (Guest) on August 31, 2023

😆 Can’t stop laughing!

Arifa (Guest) on August 28, 2023

Why don’t skeletons go to parties? They have no body to dance with! 🦴🎉

Hassan (Guest) on August 24, 2023

I don't sweat—I sparkle! ✨😅

Sarafina (Guest) on August 17, 2023

What do you call an angry carrot? A steamed veggie! 🥕😡

Amina (Guest) on August 14, 2023

🤣 Pure genius!

Rose Mwinuka (Guest) on August 13, 2023

Why are teddy bears never hungry? Because they’re always stuffed! 🧸🍽️

Nicholas Wanjohi (Guest) on August 12, 2023

I’ve started using my kids as weights. That counts as working out, right? 🏋️‍♂️👶

Mwafirika (Guest) on August 10, 2023

Why are pirates great singers? Because they can hit the high Cs! 🏴‍☠️🎶

Patrick Mutua (Guest) on July 31, 2023

I don’t need a hair stylist. My pillow gives me a new hairstyle every morning. 🛏️💇‍♂️

Shukuru (Guest) on July 20, 2023

😂 I’m definitely stealing this one!

Robert Okello (Guest) on July 12, 2023

I don't need anger management. I need people to stop annoying me! 😡🛑

Stephen Kikwete (Guest) on July 9, 2023

What do you call a group of musical whales? An orca-stra! 🐋🎻

Mwanaisha (Guest) on June 30, 2023

My idea of housework is to sweep the room with a glance. 👀🧹

Lydia Mahiga (Guest) on June 28, 2023

I’m writing a book. I’ve got the page numbers done. 📚✍️

Paul Kamau (Guest) on June 22, 2023

I need a six-month vacation, twice a year. 🏝️🕶️

Yusra (Guest) on June 22, 2023

I can’t brain today. I has the dumb. 🧠🤯

Samson Mahiga (Guest) on May 30, 2023

It’s okay if you don’t like me. Not everyone has good taste. 😜😎

George Ndungu (Guest) on May 21, 2023

I finally figured out what I want to be when I grow up: a kid again. 👶🤣

Issack (Guest) on May 18, 2023

I’m on the gin and tonic diet. So far, I’ve lost two days. 🍸😂

John Malisa (Guest) on May 13, 2023

🤣 This joke is just too good!

Mwajabu (Guest) on May 9, 2023

Why did the music teacher go to jail? She got caught with too many notes! 🎼👮‍♀️

Benjamin Kibicho (Guest) on May 5, 2023

Haha, this is the best laugh I've had all week! 😁

Mwanaidi (Guest) on April 27, 2023

What do you call a bear that’s stuck in the rain? A drizzly bear! 🐻🌧️

Mwakisu (Guest) on April 23, 2023

Haha, my sides hurt from laughing so much! 🤣

Violet Mumo (Guest) on April 12, 2023

I feel like I should clean the house, so I’m going to lie down and nap until that feeling passes. 🧹🛌

Amir (Guest) on April 12, 2023

If my jeans could talk, they’d say, 'Stop eating!' 👖🍕

Daniel Obura (Guest) on April 11, 2023

😁 This is an absolute gem of a joke!

Yusra (Guest) on April 3, 2023

Maybe you should eat some makeup so you can be pretty on the inside, too. 💄😜

Alice Wanjiru (Guest) on April 3, 2023

I always arrive late at the office, but I make up for it by leaving early. ⏰💼

Mwagonda (Guest) on March 31, 2023

Wine is constant proof that God loves us and loves to see us happy. 🍷🙏

Umi (Guest) on March 26, 2023

Why do soccer players do well in school? Because they know how to use their heads! ⚽🧠

Mwanajuma (Guest) on March 22, 2023

😂 I can't stop laughing at this one!

Sumaya (Guest) on March 14, 2023

I'm a multitasker. I can listen, ignore, and forget all at once. 🎧🤔

Stephen Kikwete (Guest) on March 6, 2023

I can’t adult today. Please don’t make me adult. 😬🧸

Amani (Guest) on March 2, 2023

Why did the orange stop? It ran out of juice! 🍊🔋

Stephen Kikwete (Guest) on March 1, 2023

Love this! Keep them coming! 😁

Emily Chepngeno (Guest) on January 25, 2023

Life is too short to remove USB safely. 🔌💻

Francis Mrope (Guest) on January 25, 2023

😄 Too good!

Nuru (Guest) on January 8, 2023

😄 Perfect joke!

Mchuma (Guest) on January 2, 2023

How do trees access the internet? They log in! 🌲💻

Mwanahawa (Guest) on December 23, 2022

My hobbies include eating and complaining that I’m gaining weight. 🍔📏

Ibrahim (Guest) on December 19, 2022

How do you make a tissue dance? Put a little boogie in it! 🤧💃

Khalifa (Guest) on December 16, 2022

I love sleep because it’s like a time machine to breakfast. 🛏️🥞

Victor Malima (Guest) on December 12, 2022

What’s a snake’s favorite subject in school? Hiss-tory! 🐍📚

Furaha (Guest) on December 9, 2022

I’m on a 24-hour coffee break. ☕⏳

Zubeida (Guest) on December 5, 2022

If Cinderella’s shoe fit perfectly, why did it fall off? 👠🤔

Masika (Guest) on November 29, 2022

I'd exercise, but it makes me spill my coffee. ☕🏃‍♂️

Brian Karanja (Guest) on November 29, 2022

I’m so good at sleeping, I can do it with my eyes closed. 😴😄

Asha (Guest) on November 13, 2022

Life is too short to be serious all the time. So, if you can’t laugh at yourself, call me—I’ll laugh at you. 🤣📞

Henry Sokoine (Guest) on October 25, 2022

I’ve learned so much from my mistakes, I’m thinking of making a few more. 🙈😜

Benjamin Kibicho (Guest) on October 20, 2022

Why do cows wear bells? Because their horns don’t work! 🐄🔔