Short Answer: Because it was already stuffed! π¦π°
Explanation: Turkeys are commonly stuffed with a savory mixture on Thanksgiving, and since this turkey was already stuffed with food, it couldn't eat dessert. The use of the emoji adds a cheerful and playful touch to the answer.
Zakia (Guest) on October 4, 2023
π€£ This oneβs fire!
Kenneth Murithi (Guest) on September 30, 2023
Doing nothing is hard, you never know when you're done. π΄
Habiba (Guest) on September 20, 2023
Why do they call it rush hour when nothing moves? ππ
Faith Kariuki (Guest) on September 15, 2023
Why donβt vampires like garlic? Itβs a pain in the neck! π§ββοΈπ§
John Malisa (Guest) on September 11, 2023
I finally figured out what I want to be when I get older... younger! ππΆ
Fadhila (Guest) on September 8, 2023
What did the grape do when it got stepped on? Nothing, it just let out a little wine! ππ·
Yusra (Guest) on September 7, 2023
Why does cooking take six hours, but eating takes like three seconds? β²οΈπ½οΈ
Grace Mligo (Guest) on September 1, 2023
Why did the golfer bring extra socks? In case he got a hole in one! π§¦β³
Moses Mwita (Guest) on August 18, 2023
Some people are like clouds. When they disappear, itβs a beautiful day. βοΈπ
Mwanais (Guest) on August 8, 2023
How do cows stay up to date? They read the moos-paper! ππ°
Grace Mushi (Guest) on August 8, 2023
Some days I amaze myself. Other days, I put my keys in the fridge. ππ§
Grace Minja (Guest) on August 4, 2023
Whatβs a vampireβs favorite fruit? A blood orange! π§ββοΈπ
Ruth Mtangi (Guest) on July 29, 2023
My wallet is like an onion. Opening it makes me cry. πΈπ
John Mushi (Guest) on July 24, 2023
π Iβm dying over here!
Mchawi (Guest) on July 12, 2023
Whatβs Beethovenβs favorite fruit? Ba-na-na-na! πΉπ
Frank Sokoine (Guest) on July 10, 2023
Iβm not overweight. Iβm just under-tall. ποΈββοΈπ€
Ahmed (Guest) on July 6, 2023
π I havenβt laughed this hard in a while!
John Kamande (Guest) on June 29, 2023
Do I have a date tonight? Yes! April 24th. Does that count? π π
Kiza (Guest) on June 27, 2023
This joke was on point! Love it! π―
Lydia Wanyama (Guest) on June 27, 2023
I canβt adult today. Please donβt make me adult. ππ¬
Stephen Malecela (Guest) on June 23, 2023
Iβve found the recipe for happiness. Can someone just send me some money to buy the ingredients? πΈπ
Rahim (Guest) on June 21, 2023
How does a lion greet other animals? Pleased to eat you! π¦π½οΈ
Arifa (Guest) on June 3, 2023
Iβm not saying Iβm Batman, but youβve never seen us in the same room together. π¦ΈββοΈπ¦
Habiba (Guest) on June 2, 2023
How do bees get to school? By school buzz! ππ
James Mduma (Guest) on May 29, 2023
This joke is too funny, Iβm sharing it with everyone! π
Lydia Mzindakaya (Guest) on May 24, 2023
I donβt need an inspirational quote, I need coffee. βπ
Agnes Sumaye (Guest) on April 8, 2023
I wish I was a kid again so everyone would be proud of me for taking a nap. ππ΄
Biashara (Guest) on April 8, 2023
I'm not clumsy. It's just the floor hates me, the table and chairs are bullies, and the walls get in my way. π€π
Paul Ndomba (Guest) on April 6, 2023
If my jeans could talk, theyβd say, 'Stop eating!' ππ
Dorothy Nkya (Guest) on March 29, 2023
Brilliant! The timing was perfect! β°
Halimah (Guest) on March 29, 2023
Classic! Iβm still laughing! π
Baraka (Guest) on March 26, 2023
My diet for today: 1% food, 99% excuses. π©π
Kheri (Guest) on March 19, 2023
Iβm not clumsy. Itβs just the floor hates me, the tables and chairs are bullies, and the walls get in my way. πποΈ
Fredrick Mutiso (Guest) on March 17, 2023
Sometimes I talk to myself. Then we both laugh. ππ₯
Catherine Mkumbo (Guest) on March 11, 2023
What do you call a snowman with a six-pack? An abdominal snowman! βπͺ
Mashaka (Guest) on March 5, 2023
What do you call cheese that isnβt yours? Nacho cheese! π§π€£
Philip Nyaga (Guest) on February 19, 2023
To err is human, to blame it on someone else shows management potential. πΌπ€£
Latifa (Guest) on February 14, 2023
I need six months of vacation, twice a year. ποΈπ
Lucy Wangui (Guest) on February 8, 2023
My idea of housework is to sweep the room with a glance. ππ§Ή
Elizabeth Mtei (Guest) on January 22, 2023
Iβd give up sarcasm, but that leaves me speechless. ππ€
Kheri (Guest) on January 7, 2023
Life is too short to be serious all the time. So, if you canβt laugh at yourself, call meβIβll laugh at you. π€£π
Nora Kidata (Guest) on January 3, 2023
Sometimes I drink waterβjust to surprise my liver. π₯€π
Edwin Ndambuki (Guest) on December 24, 2022
Coffee: because adulting is hard. βπ¨βπΌ
Lucy Wangui (Guest) on December 4, 2022
Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants? In case he got a hole in one! β³π
Mary Kendi (Guest) on December 2, 2022
Did you hear about the kidnapping at the playground? They woke up! ππ€£
Mwanakhamis (Guest) on November 27, 2022
Why did the musician bring a ladder to the concert? To reach the high notes! πΆπ΅
Simon Kiprono (Guest) on November 8, 2022
Why couldnβt the bicycle stand up by itself? It was two-tired! π²π
Sarah Achieng (Guest) on October 29, 2022
What does a nosy pepper do? Gets jalapeΓ±o business! πΆοΈπ€
Jane Muthui (Guest) on October 27, 2022
π Too good!
Nancy Kabura (Guest) on October 20, 2022
I don't need anger management. I need people to stop annoying me! π‘π
Sultan (Guest) on October 16, 2022
Donβt give up on your dreams, keep sleeping! π΄π€
Sharifa (Guest) on October 12, 2022
π Iβm completely obsessed with this!
Stephen Amollo (Guest) on October 7, 2022
A day without sunshine is like, you know, night. ππ
John Mwangi (Guest) on September 27, 2022
I spend my whole day thinking about food and then I wonder why Iβm gaining weight. ππ
Hellen Nduta (Guest) on September 26, 2022
π€£ This joke is too good!
Ann Awino (Guest) on September 24, 2022
How do construction workers party? They raise the roof! π·ββοΈποΈ
Mwanahawa (Guest) on September 24, 2022
Why did the electrician break up with the light bulb? It was too high-maintenance! π‘π
Stephen Malecela (Guest) on September 20, 2022
Why are fish so smart? Because they live in schools! π π«
Isaac Kiptoo (Guest) on August 27, 2022
My life is a constant battle between wanting to be healthy and eating cupcakes. π§π₯
Zulekha (Guest) on August 24, 2022
I think my guardian angel drinks. ππ·