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Kilichotokea kati ya mkaka na mdada walipokutana hotelini

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Mkaka aliingia kwenye hoteli moja akaketi meza moja na mdada mrembo maarufu sana;
MKAKA: Samahani dada sijui saa ngapi?
MDADA: Nani kakwambia saa yangu ndio ya kuangalia kila mtu?

MKAKA: Samahani sana….jamaa akachukua Galaxy yake akapiga simu….aise saa ngapi saa hizi? mi ndio nimeingia toka USA nataka kurekibisha saa yangu ifwate muda wa huku. Na wewe uwahi kuchukua iPad nimekuja nazo tatu tu za zawadi. Halafu ntafutie mtoto mzuri nimumwagie midola niliyokuja nayo, ok ciao tuonane badae.
MDADA: Kaka samahani saa hizi ni saa…..
MKAKA: Achana na mimi wewe

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