Mtalii: Do you have vegetables here.
Mtafsiri: Mnavyo vijimeza hapa.
Waiter: Vijimeza vidogo hatuna.
Mtafsiri: No sir, they don't have.
Mtalii: OK, fine, do you have hot dogs.
Mtafsiri: Sawa, je mnao mbwa wa moto.
Waiter: Loh! Bwana we, hatupiki mbwa hapa.
Mtafsiri: They don't cook here
Mtalii: What type of snacks do you have here.
Mtafsiri: Aina ngapi ya nyoka mnao hapa,
Waiter: We bwana we hapa hatupiki aina yeyote
ya nyoka, mwache akale nyumbani kwao.
Mtafsiri: They don't cook any type of snacks
here,
maybe you can go back and eat at home.
Mtalii: OK, at least give us a cocktail juice.
Mtafsiri: OK, tupatie hata juisi ya mkia wa jogoo.
Waiter: Hebu tokeni na bangi zenu hapa, tena
sasa hivi kabla sijakasirika.
Mtafsiri: Lets get out of here
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