Short Answer: Fry-day! ๐
Explanation: The potato looks forward to every day of the week, except Friday, because that's when it knows it might end up as a tasty fry! ๐๐ฅ
Short Answer: Fry-day! ๐
Explanation: The potato looks forward to every day of the week, except Friday, because that's when it knows it might end up as a tasty fry! ๐๐ฅ
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James Mduma (Guest) on September 7, 2022
Thereโs no 'we' in fries. ๐๐คจ
Lydia Mzindakaya (Guest) on September 3, 2022
How do cows stay up to date? They read the moos-paper! ๐๐ฐ
Anna Mahiga (Guest) on September 1, 2022
Sarcasm is the bodyโs natural defense against stupidity. ๐๐ก๏ธ
Grace Mushi (Guest) on August 23, 2022
Why did the picture go to jail? It was framed! ๐ผ๏ธ๐จ
Nassar (Guest) on August 9, 2022
Why was the broom late for work? It swept in! ๐งนโฐ
Jacob Kiplangat (Guest) on August 4, 2022
Iโm not weird, Iโm limited edition. ๐ฆ๐
Joyce Mussa (Guest) on July 29, 2022
What kind of haircuts do bees get? Buzz cuts! ๐โ๏ธ
Jane Malecela (Guest) on July 26, 2022
Why donโt scientists trust stairs? Theyโre always leading you up to something! ๐งช๐ช
Mwanakhamis (Guest) on July 24, 2022
Iโm definitely sharing this with my friends! ๐
Shamim (Guest) on July 13, 2022
A day without sunshine is like, you know, night. ๐๐
Sarah Mbise (Guest) on July 12, 2022
I dusted once. It came back. Iโm not falling for that again. ๐งน๐
Frank Macha (Guest) on July 4, 2022
I like long walksโespecially when theyโre taken by people who annoy me. ๐ถโโ๏ธ๐
Salma (Guest) on July 1, 2022
Never put off until tomorrow what you can avoid altogether. ๐ ๐ โโ๏ธ
Agnes Sumaye (Guest) on June 23, 2022
The fridge is a clear example that what matters is on the inside. ๐ฅถ๐ฐ
Grace Njuguna (Guest) on June 16, 2022
Life is too short to wear boring socks. ๐งฆ๐
Agnes Sumaye (Guest) on June 16, 2022
Why donโt skeletons go to scary movies? They donโt have the guts! ๐๐ฌ
Monica Lissu (Guest) on June 9, 2022
๐ Perfect joke!
Agnes Sumaye (Guest) on June 8, 2022
Absolutely hilarious! Canโt get enough! ๐
Monica Nyalandu (Guest) on June 4, 2022
I'd agree with you, but then weโd both be wrong. ๐ค๐คทโโ๏ธ
Samson Mahiga (Guest) on June 4, 2022
I followed my heart, and it led me to the fridge. ๐๐
Samuel Were (Guest) on May 25, 2022
What do you call a fly without wings? A walk! ๐ชฐ๐ถโโ๏ธ
Yahya (Guest) on May 24, 2022
Why donโt skeletons play music in church? Because they donโt have organs! โช๐ถ
Nassar (Guest) on May 23, 2022
๐ Gotta save this!
Mtumwa (Guest) on May 22, 2022
If weโre not meant to have midnight snacks, why is there a light in the fridge? ๐ฅช๐ก
Umi (Guest) on May 19, 2022
What do you call a pile of cats? A meow-ntain! ๐ฑโฐ๏ธ
Yusra (Guest) on May 15, 2022
๐ Iโm dying over here!
Zubeida (Guest) on May 9, 2022
๐ Still cracking up!
Josephine Nekesa (Guest) on April 16, 2022
Why donโt mountains get cold in the winter? They wear snowcaps! ๐๏ธโ๏ธ
Bernard Oduor (Guest) on March 28, 2022
I'm on a seafood diet. I see food, and I eat it. ๐๐
Abdullah (Guest) on March 27, 2022
๐คฃ Didnโt see it coming!
Mwanaisha (Guest) on March 26, 2022
Sometimes I pretend to be normal, but it gets boring. So, I go back to being me. ๐ฆธโโ๏ธ๐ช
Charles Mrope (Guest) on March 22, 2022
Why do soccer players do well in school? Because they know how to use their heads! โฝ๐ง
Salma (Guest) on March 18, 2022
What do you call a skeleton who won't work? Lazy bones! ๐๐ด
Charles Mrope (Guest) on March 16, 2022
This joke just made my dayโhilarious! ๐คฃ
Janet Mwikali (Guest) on March 5, 2022
The only time success comes before work is in the dictionary. ๐๐ผ
Sarafina (Guest) on March 3, 2022
I donโt need an inspirational quote. I need coffee. โ๐
Rabia (Guest) on February 25, 2022
Calories donโt count if you eat with friends. ๐ฐ๐ฏโโ๏ธ
Zawadi (Guest) on February 22, 2022
In my defense, I was left unsupervised. ๐โโ๏ธ๐
Joseph Njoroge (Guest) on February 6, 2022
I wish I were a little kid so I could take a long nap and everyone would be proud of me. ๐ผ๐ด
Nancy Akumu (Guest) on February 4, 2022
What do you call a lazy kangaroo? A pouch potato! ๐ฆ๐ฅ
Kazija (Guest) on February 2, 2022
๐ Iโm definitely stealing this one!
Mohamed (Guest) on February 1, 2022
Why are pirates great singers? Because they can hit the high Cs! ๐ดโโ ๏ธ๐ถ
Mchuma (Guest) on January 31, 2022
Why did the frog sit on the computer? To hop on the internet! ๐ธ๐ป
Maida (Guest) on January 30, 2022
What do you call a bear thatโs stuck in the rain? A drizzly bear! ๐ป๐ง๏ธ
Rubea (Guest) on January 29, 2022
What do you call an alligator in a vest? An investigator! ๐๐ต๏ธโโ๏ธ
Jamal (Guest) on January 25, 2022
My dream job would be the karma delivery person. ๐๐
Kahina (Guest) on January 22, 2022
I wish I was a kid again so everyone would be proud of me for taking a nap. ๐๐ด
Nyota (Guest) on January 6, 2022
If at first, you donโt succeed, then skydiving definitely isnโt for you. ๐ชโ
Omar (Guest) on December 24, 2021
If life gives you lemons, squirt someone in the eye. ๐๐๏ธ
Mariam Hassan (Guest) on December 15, 2021
Why do bees have sticky hair? Because they use honeycombs! ๐๐ฏ
Faiza (Guest) on December 12, 2021
Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field! ๐พ๐
Victor Kamau (Guest) on December 2, 2021
Maybe you should eat some makeup so you can be pretty on the inside, too. ๐๐
Jamila (Guest) on December 1, 2021
Why do they call it rush hour when nothing moves? ๐๐
Thomas Mwakalindile (Guest) on November 19, 2021
The older I get, the earlier it gets late. ๐ฐ๏ธ๐ด
George Ndungu (Guest) on November 14, 2021
Iโm not weird; Iโm limited edition. ๐๐ฆ
Nuru (Guest) on November 1, 2021
Why donโt sharks eat clowns? Because they taste funny! ๐ฆ๐คก
Saidi (Guest) on October 17, 2021
Do I have a date tonight? Yes! April 24th. Does that count? ๐ ๐
Alex Nakitare (Guest) on October 14, 2021
What do you call a sleeping bull? A bulldozer! ๐๐ค
Martin Otieno (Guest) on October 8, 2021
What kind of dinosaur loves to sleep? A stega-snore-us! ๐ฆ๐ด
Muslima (Guest) on September 27, 2021
Iโve learned so much from my mistakes, Iโm thinking of making a few more. ๐๐