Grace Majaliwa (Guest) on October 7, 2022

I could give up chocolate, but I’m not a quitter. 🍫💪

Josephine (Guest) on October 3, 2022

What’s a pirate’s favorite letter? You think it’s R, but it be the C! 🏴‍☠️🌊

Grace Majaliwa (Guest) on October 1, 2022

Why don’t elephants use computers? They’re afraid of the mouse! 🐘🖱️

Binti (Guest) on September 30, 2022

Life is short. Smile while you still have teeth. 😁🦷

Victor Mwalimu (Guest) on September 20, 2022

Common sense is like deodorant. The people who need it most never use it. 🤢🤔

Moses Kipkemboi (Guest) on September 20, 2022

I would lose weight, but I don’t like losing. 🏋️‍♂️😆

Fadhili (Guest) on August 24, 2022

Why do they call it rush hour when nothing moves? 🚗😠

Rose Lowassa (Guest) on August 23, 2022

I love my computer because my friends live in it. 💻💖

Mary Sokoine (Guest) on August 14, 2022

I was having a bad day until I read this! 😅

Yahya (Guest) on August 7, 2022

😅 I’m still laughing!

Charles Mrope (Guest) on August 2, 2022

How do you organize a space party? You planet! 🌌🪐

Mustafa (Guest) on July 31, 2022

Why couldn’t the bicycle stand up by itself? It was two-tired! 🚲😅

Abdullah (Guest) on July 30, 2022

Why do fish live in saltwater? Because pepper makes them sneeze! 🐟🌊

Jacob Kiplangat (Guest) on June 23, 2022

I don’t care if the glass is half full or half empty. I’m just glad it’s not a shot glass. 🥃🍹

Mariam Hassan (Guest) on June 18, 2022

Money can’t buy happiness, but it can buy pizza, which is kind of the same thing. 🍕💸

Jamila (Guest) on June 16, 2022

What did the big chimney say to the little chimney? You’re too young to smoke! 🏠🚭

Joy Wacera (Guest) on June 10, 2022

I'm not really lazy. I'm just on my energy-saving mode. 💡😴

Rose Waithera (Guest) on June 9, 2022

What did one plate say to the other? Lunch is on me! 🍽️🍽️

Elizabeth Mrema (Guest) on May 17, 2022

How do you know the ocean is friendly? It waves! 🌊👋

David Nyerere (Guest) on May 11, 2022

I’m not saying I’m Wonder Woman, but have you ever seen me and Wonder Woman in the same room? 🦸‍♀️🤫

Stephen Amollo (Guest) on May 7, 2022

If Monday had a face, I’d punch it. 🥊📅

David Ochieng (Guest) on May 4, 2022

Life is too short to be serious all the time. So, if you can’t laugh at yourself, call me—I’ll laugh at you. 😂📞

Peter Mugendi (Guest) on April 16, 2022

I don’t understand why people say hurtful things like 'I don’t even know you.' We’ve been Facebook friends for two years! 📱😆

Moses Kipkemboi (Guest) on March 29, 2022

You know you’re an adult when you get excited about things like ‘cleaning supplies.’ 🧼🛒

Masika (Guest) on March 23, 2022

How does a bee brush its hair? With a honeycomb! 🐝🪮

Monica Adhiambo (Guest) on March 23, 2022

Why do they call it beauty sleep when you wake up looking like a troll? 🛏️🧌

Khalifa (Guest) on March 23, 2022

😆 I’m bookmarking this for later!

Janet Sumaye (Guest) on March 17, 2022

I smile because I don’t know what’s going on. 😁🤷‍♂️

Alice Jebet (Guest) on March 15, 2022

Why don’t skeletons play music in church? Because they don’t have organs! ⛪🎶

Anna Mahiga (Guest) on March 1, 2022

What’s the best way to watch a fly fishing tournament? Live stream! 🎣📺

Michael Mboya (Guest) on February 28, 2022

I have a love-hate relationship with Mondays. I love to hate them. 😡📅

Alice Mrema (Guest) on February 10, 2022

Be yourself. Everyone else is already taken. 🧍‍♂️🤷‍♀️

Alice Wanjiru (Guest) on February 9, 2022

My goal this weekend is to move just enough so people know I’m not dead. 🛋️😂

Martin Otieno (Guest) on January 29, 2022

What’s a cat’s favorite color? Purr-ple! 🐱💜

Ruth Mtangi (Guest) on January 23, 2022

I thought growing old would take longer. 😄👵

Kazija (Guest) on January 22, 2022

What do you call a snowman with a six-pack? An abdominal snowman! ⛄💪

Kheri (Guest) on January 15, 2022

Why did the skeleton go to the party alone? He had no body to go with him! 💀🕺

Yusra (Guest) on January 8, 2022

Why buy it for $7 when you can make it yourself with $92 worth of craft supplies? ✂️🧵

Grace Mligo (Guest) on January 1, 2022

You know you’re lazy when you get excited about canceling plans. 🛋️🎉

John Kamande (Guest) on December 27, 2021

What did the traffic light say to the car? Don’t look, I’m changing! 🚦🚗

Sarah Achieng (Guest) on December 25, 2021

I'd exercise, but it makes me spill my coffee. ☕🏃‍♂️

Kenneth Murithi (Guest) on December 24, 2021

What did the triangle say to the circle? You’re pointless! 🔺⚪

Mwanaidha (Guest) on December 18, 2021

😁 Definitely my new go-to joke!

Salum (Guest) on December 15, 2021

What do you call a lazy kangaroo? A pouch potato! 🦘🥔

Mariam Kawawa (Guest) on December 9, 2021

I don’t suffer from insanity—I enjoy every minute of it. 🤪⏳

Esther Nyambura (Guest) on December 6, 2021

Is it just me or is 'running errands' starting to count as going out now? 🛒😂

Asha (Guest) on December 2, 2021

There’s no 'we' in fries. 🍟🚫

Ruth Wanjiku (Guest) on November 27, 2021

What did one wall say to the other? Meet you at the corner! 🧱😎

Grace Mligo (Guest) on November 16, 2021

Wine is constant proof that God loves us and loves to see us happy. 🍷🙏

Ndoto (Guest) on October 27, 2021

I can’t believe I forgot to go to the gym today. That’s seven years in a row now. 🏋️‍♂️😆

Mwanaidha (Guest) on October 9, 2021

Sometimes I pretend to be normal, but it gets boring. So, I go back to being me. 🦸‍♂️💪

Sarafina (Guest) on September 28, 2021

😆 Rolling on the floor!

Monica Nyalandu (Guest) on September 20, 2021

I don’t make mistakes. I date them. 💔😂

Khadija (Guest) on September 20, 2021

I wish I were a little kid so I could take a long nap and everyone would be proud of me. 🍼😴

Wande (Guest) on September 18, 2021

What do you get when you cross a dog with a phone? A golden receiver! 🐕📞

Salma (Guest) on September 12, 2021

It’s okay if you don’t like me. Not everyone has good taste. 😜😎

Mercy Atieno (Guest) on August 23, 2021

😄 I can’t even breathe, so funny!

Patrick Kidata (Guest) on August 18, 2021

What did the big flower say to the little flower? Hi, bud! 🌻👋

Diana Mumbua (Guest) on August 17, 2021

The best part of going to work is coming back home. 🏡💼

Mary Njeri (Guest) on August 16, 2021

🤣 This joke is just too good!