Name her Patty! π
Explanation: The hamburger named her daughter Patty, because Patty is a common term used to refer to the beef patty that goes inside a hamburger. It's a play on words that brings a smile to your face, imagining a hamburger giving birth to a little patty. ππ
John Kamande (Guest) on September 30, 2022
I always carry a pen in my pocket, just in case someone gives me their autograph... on a check. βοΈπ°
James Kimani (Guest) on September 30, 2022
Whoever said money canβt buy happiness didnβt know where to shop. π΅ποΈ
Ruth Wanjiku (Guest) on September 27, 2022
How does a cucumber become a pickle? It goes through a jarring experience! π₯π₯
Esther Nyambura (Guest) on September 18, 2022
Why did the electrician break up with the light bulb? It was too high-maintenance! π‘π
Ann Wambui (Guest) on September 17, 2022
π You got me good!
Kiza (Guest) on September 13, 2022
Why did the golfer bring a spare pencil? In case he got a hole in one! β³βοΈ
Samson Tibaijuka (Guest) on September 6, 2022
Itβs okay if you donβt like me. Not everyone has good taste. ππ
Frank Sokoine (Guest) on September 5, 2022
Whatβs a pirateβs favorite exercise? The plank! π΄ββ οΈπ¦΅
Alice Wanjiru (Guest) on September 2, 2022
Why are pirates great singers? Because they can hit the high Cs! π΄ββ οΈπΆ
Kenneth Murithi (Guest) on September 2, 2022
What did one plate say to the other? Lunch is on me! π½οΈπ½οΈ
Agnes Lowassa (Guest) on August 28, 2022
π This made me laugh out loud for real!
Mwanais (Guest) on August 26, 2022
Why are ghosts such bad liars? You can see right through them! π»π
Jaffar (Guest) on August 24, 2022
π I need to save this one forever!
Lydia Mahiga (Guest) on August 11, 2022
π€£ Pure genius!
Mwalimu (Guest) on August 6, 2022
Life is short. Smile while you still have teeth. ππ¦·
Aziza (Guest) on July 17, 2022
I donβt go crazy. I am crazy. I just go normal from time to time. π€―π€ͺ
Jane Muthui (Guest) on July 14, 2022
Why does cooking take six hours, but eating takes like three seconds? β²οΈπ½οΈ
Kenneth Murithi (Guest) on July 13, 2022
I canβt brain today. I has the dumb. π§ π€―
Mwachumu (Guest) on July 2, 2022
I need six months of vacation, twice a year. ποΈπ
Edward Lowassa (Guest) on June 24, 2022
Why did the smartphone need glasses? It lost all its contacts! π±π
Martin Otieno (Guest) on June 23, 2022
π€£ This joke just made my whole day!
Moses Mwita (Guest) on June 23, 2022
I followed my heart, and it led me to the fridge. ππ
Mchuma (Guest) on June 21, 2022
Iβm not saying Iβm Batman, but youβve never seen us in the same room together. π¦ΈββοΈπ¦
Richard Mulwa (Guest) on June 17, 2022
Why did the man put his money in the blender? He wanted to make some liquid assets! πΈπΉ
Edward Lowassa (Guest) on June 10, 2022
How does a polar bear build its house? Igloos it together! π»ββοΈπ
Mwalimu (Guest) on June 5, 2022
π Instant mood boost!
Sarah Mbise (Guest) on June 3, 2022
What kind of music do mummies like? Wrap music! πΆπ§»
Sarah Karani (Guest) on June 1, 2022
Why buy it for $7 when you can make it yourself with $92 worth of craft supplies? βοΈπ§΅
Stephen Mushi (Guest) on May 20, 2022
Donβt make me adult today. π¬π§Έ
Anna Mchome (Guest) on May 9, 2022
The only thing better than talking about food is eating it. ππ΄
Alex Nakitare (Guest) on April 28, 2022
Sometimes I wake up grumpy; other times I let her sleep. π‘π
Grace Minja (Guest) on April 23, 2022
I am on a 30-day diet. So far, Iβve lost 15 days. π π
Nicholas Wanjohi (Guest) on April 23, 2022
This just made my coffee break so much better! βπ
Mariam Kawawa (Guest) on April 23, 2022
If Cinderellaβs shoe fit perfectly, why did it fall off? π π€
Tambwe (Guest) on April 23, 2022
I donβt need a hair stylist. My pillow gives me a new hairstyle every morning. ποΈπββοΈ
Binti (Guest) on April 17, 2022
I donβt understand why people say hurtful things like 'I donβt even know you.' Weβve been Facebook friends for two years! π±π
Frank Sokoine (Guest) on April 13, 2022
If at first, you donβt succeed, try doing it the way your mom told you in the beginning. π©βπ§π€·ββοΈ
Jabir (Guest) on April 10, 2022
I spend my whole day thinking about food and then I wonder why Iβm gaining weight. ππ
Betty Cheruiyot (Guest) on April 7, 2022
π Canβt wait to share this!
Elijah Mutua (Guest) on April 4, 2022
Whatβs a snakeβs favorite subject in school? Hiss-tory! ππ
Zainab (Guest) on April 3, 2022
Why did the man take his clock to the vet? It had ticks! π°οΈπΎ
Abdullah (Guest) on March 29, 2022
If you canβt handle me at my worst, just wait. It gets worse. ππ€―
Zawadi (Guest) on March 29, 2022
I am one step away from being rich, all I need now is money. π΅πΆββοΈ
Raha (Guest) on March 9, 2022
Do I have a date tonight? Yes! April 24th. Does that count? π π
Kiza (Guest) on March 2, 2022
I love long walks, especially when theyβre taken by people who annoy me. πΆββοΈπ
Janet Mwikali (Guest) on March 1, 2022
This joke just turned my whole mood around! π
George Ndungu (Guest) on February 28, 2022
π Mood instantly lifted!
Andrew Mchome (Guest) on February 26, 2022
Did you hear about the kidnapping at the playground? They woke up! ππ€£
Lucy Mushi (Guest) on February 22, 2022
I love deadlines. I like the whooshing sound they make as they fly by. πβοΈ
Khadija (Guest) on February 12, 2022
I need a six-month vacation, twice a year. ποΈπΆοΈ
Jamal (Guest) on February 9, 2022
Absolutely hilarious! Canβt get enough! π
Maimuna (Guest) on February 5, 2022
Marriage lets you annoy one special person for the rest of your life. ππ
Joyce Nkya (Guest) on February 4, 2022
π€£ Didnβt see it coming!
Saidi (Guest) on January 9, 2022
Iβm not weird; Iβm limited edition. ππ¦
Farida (Guest) on January 9, 2022
Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants? In case he got a hole in one! β³π
Zulekha (Guest) on January 4, 2022
Why donβt we ever see the headline 'Psychic Wins Lottery'? π±π°
Jamal (Guest) on January 1, 2022
π Added to my favorites!
Anna Sumari (Guest) on December 30, 2021
My brain has too many tabs open. π»π§
Nassar (Guest) on December 26, 2021
Iβve got to remember this one for later! π
Sultan (Guest) on December 23, 2021
Iβm on a 24-hour coffee break. ββ³